What are you gonna order? Yeah yeah I know it's pricey but it's on me, get whatever you want

Directions to a better restaurant

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Two quarter Porkies with cheese, one McGrease, no cheese, Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese, and Appley Pie with meat

I'm one of those people who find the most expensive items on the menu and order based on that when I get free food so,
No. 3 with a soup for a side.

ten suicide pills please, medium well

You mean a dickhead?

When I order sandwiches from this place IRL I usually get the 3 and a soup. I can't blame him tbqh

>A ten dollar sandwich is pricey
Wat. In Alberta a foot long from Subway or Quiznos sandwich is around ten to twelve bucks, let alone anything nicer from an independent restaurant.

That being said, a number three with a side of soup and potato salad sounds good.

>Yeah yeah I know it's pricey but it's on me
Two No.1s, a No.5, and a potato salad, my patronizing friend.

A flight ticket out of Portland, thanks.

Devil's Dill ayyyyyyyy

Meet me at No Fun for some wiskey and beer

all of them
im a 3rd worlder and never tasted anything like taht i hope it's good

>Devil's Dill
Last time I was at devil's I crushed several negronis, then did a couple lines of coke off their toilet seat.
Then I made my way to Lovecraft and molested a goth Ukrainian milf.
4/10 night

I'm not saying it doesn't seem like a good sandwich, I'm saying people who intentionally order based on whatever costs the most are fucking dickheads.

Anyway what is this place called?

Gimme dat number 4 with potato salad on the side

Devil's dick, I'm Portland

sub gluten free bread and an order of pickle pls. It's cool I'll cover the four bucks myself.

>pricey
damn man, where I live, a place like this would have the prices starting at $11 and go up from there
no.1 sounds good

I do the opposite. I can't help being cheap with other people's money.

Hey Portland nice too meet you, I'm Michael-Allen

>pricey
Would be $14 a sandwich in most flyover cities

Could any of you northwesterners recommend any good portland restaurants? Personally I'm a huge fan of Wong's King. It's dim sung at a really great price. Go with friends and a hangover

I've worked in kitchens all over pdx, I've seen some shit. The only chef I trust in the city is after working is Gabriel Rucker, he owns Le Pigeon, and Little bird.
Little bird has a killer happy hour.

I like Tabor food cart for the shnitzel sandwich, the owner is a cool guy.
Also Pepe le moko, for oysters and drinks they have a dank cheese plate.

>Le Pigeon

Their stroganoff rice is fucking amazing.

>ywn be a hipster going to yuppie joints to eat cheese plates and oysters
Feels bad

Im not a hipster though. I was a junkie, I would spend every penny I had on coke, heroin and foie gras.

I've never tried that. I used to love the Chicken fried lamb neck

No one cares about your ANTI American communist monopoly dollars, retard

For me it's the $5 gyro at The Marathon bar.

number 1, 4, and 8 looking good

I'll take one suicide pill, please.

I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda

lol I was thinking the same thing at first
but chow-chow is just relish

No. 3 and one of each of the sides plus large drink. Alcohol if they offer it.

>Alcohol if they offer it
They make a dank Negroni

I imagine this is true for the mass majority of portland residents

lemme get a peep show with extra xanax

turkey, no kale, but only cause we're already here
doesn't really look great

Salami-mortadella with a cup of soup, some chips and a coke or lemonade if they have it.

>fart storm

gets me every fucking time