Pleb booktubers trying to sound smart trashing classics thread
Please stop shitting up this board. Take this outrage-let's-jerk-each-other-off porn to the containment boards
No bully.
He's right, fuck off brainlet.
Stop this nonsense. Go read a fucking book and comeback when you have thoughts about it.
I've read it and it was great.
Making e-celeb threads should be a bannable offense.
kys op
I'm not sure if I want to do it, but if you're insisting I might do it.
Why are so called classics so boooooooring????? Was Homer being paid by the word????
>"Hey, look someone acting dumb on the internet! Aren't you OUTRAGED! Haha RAGED HARD XD!!"
Rude.
bumping a great thread
you're a waste of digits and oxygen
And you are, I would assume, a fucking old white male!
>Jack Lucy
For white's are the pinnicle of human civalisation - am I wrong? Am I truly - look here; bear with me please; just look at the facts and decide for yourself: subhumans take refuge in the white's home - why? Because the home the white's have built is sturdier, greater, and of a higher value than that of a mud hut constructed of dirt. Is more evidence needed? Why do subhumans desire reasoning to tell if one thing is true or not? Is not the white's word infallible? Is not His reasoning pure? The pure race is one who's skin is white for the skin is a sign of God's chosen one. Just look throughout history - the isrealites, the greeks, the romans, the egyptians - anything good has been white. Purely white. Nothing good is black. For what does the word "black" share with bad? The letter "B"
Kek, fess up. Who did this?
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Fucking this and also Veeky Forums should go imageless for a while to drive out Reddit.
Gooosh, why be so close-minded and old-fashioned?! You almost sound like Donald Drumpf xdddddd
I made the mistake of watching Op's link. I feel even sadder for the state of this board.
autism
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Look what a qt!
Stop.
Don't tell me you wound like to give her a hug. She must be so warm.
I literally can't understand a word she's saying, and i'm normally good with accents
wouldn't *
Me too but it's the looks that counts.
Stop.
It's good that he's taking the take the time to read the classics, and although I don't agree with him, it's always refreshing to hear people just straight up say they were bored by something, it was too long, etc., rather than come up with pseudo-intellectual justifications for why they didn't like it and everyone else is wrong for thinking it's great.
NOOOOOO! BRAINLEEET!! pleb YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD
kys
That is a fucking useless solution
White people are the destruction of civilization.
>it's always refreshing to hear people just straight up say they were bored by something
How is that refreshing? It's the most used argument and it's simply not real criticism. It's not an interesting thought.
barrydtreasure
Man it's always entertaining watching a dumbass too stupid to appreciate classic literature snarkily deride a subject that they have no understanding of. I'm sorry that you were unable to appreciate Dickens and that he was too "boring" for you. Maybe you should stick to watching superhero movies and reading comic books: they might be more your speed. Make sure to simultaneously have some scrumptious chocolate milk and cookies to make the experience even more fun! Also, I loved your super intelligent comment about how Dickens should have just been straightforward with his language. Yeah, what an idiot, am I right guys? Why didn't Nabokov just say "I like Lolita" as the opening paragraph, the fucking idiot! Why didn't Joyce just say "A fat guy named Buck Mulligan carried shaving supplies," fucking idiot! Obviously, this smug, scraggly-bearded fatass knows better than the great authors that critics and other authors have been praising for years. Now, you might think that I'm overreacting and that your stupid video was innocent, but what you don't realize is that it is this very arrogant, idiotic, ignorant attitude of yours that is killing the importance of art in society. Art is just trivial fun to these people, a mere substitute for genre trash with the narcissistic twist of being something that they can flaunt on their self-absorbed youtube channels for the sake of seeming "intellectual." Your dismissive attitude towards Dickens, calling the book "boring" is nothing but the superimposition of a consumer mindset onto the sacred realm of art: to you, it is not that you didn't have the capability to appreciate the artistry, it is that you are entitled to be entertained by a product and that this product did not meet your standards. Art isn't just another commodity, you fucking idiot. It's something that must be worked at to understand and to appreciate, and your immediate dismissal of art because of your entitlement to a "fun experience" is doing nothing but depriving you and adding another ignorant voice to the sea of stupidity that is the modern industrial world's view of art. Yes, subjectivity plays a part in artistic taste, but don't even try to play the "all art is subjectively good or bad" card: it is intelligent, educated subjective opinions that are worth listening to, not your idiotic youtube "book reviews." There is such a thing as a dumb opinion, and your opinions are some of the dumbest. Quit making youtube videos, and quit reading and tarnishing the name of great authors. You are too stupid to understand them
lmao fucking btfo
Charles Dickens wasn't a good author. Get over it.
He was a turd, this sportsball cumwad is also a turd. He's probably bullshitting but that doesn't change anything.
yea I watched the great expectations movies and it SUCKED. fuck Charlies dickens. so bad he probably was paid by the word.
No, Dickens is awful because he screams Anglo Sentimentalism. It's piss m8
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Just look at him without beard.
> The Dark Tower
> classics
OP is literally a fucking idiot. Instead of shitting up this board, how about fuck off, read a book and come back when you can start a discussion worthy of merit.
Go through link, you smartass.
How about read a book before shitting up Veeky Forums with eceleb drama
we get this shit enough already, go fuck yourself
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she is a qt3.14
OP, are you really that insecure about your own reading taste that you need to shit on other people?
He's just a human garbage who deserves to be punished by your comments. That's all.
so it begins...
Kill yourself. You don't deserve those trips you piece of shit.
Sage
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What the hell is he talking about and how is it connected with the thread?
>the audio book is 30 hours, and you know, people, we usually read slower than the audio book
im sorry to post in sucha shitty thread, but how is this even remotely possible?
The few times i listen to audio books i listen to them at 2x speed, and i still listen slower than i read, and im a slow reader (slower than most people here at least)
Fast reader = bad reader.
How so? Unless you're reading so fast that you sacrifice comprehension, a faster reader = a better reader
Fast reading is incompatible with good classic literature.
>Clearly sees the guy is a pleb
>still bitch about it
What next? Discussing hobos shitting in the streets?
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>you will never again visit /book/
>you will never visit any of the text boards again
Show him in the comment section, boys! Come on!
Go on, I'm counting on y'all.
bumping so that we can bully this guy off youtube
yeah i listen to that book not v good to be honest
You're not too bright, to be honest.
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What makes a classic classic? Like, is Harry Potter classic?
>on audible
Why is every booktuber a shill for this audiobook company?
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why arent they shills for librivox instead
fuck, women are so boring.
>is he being paid by the word
I hear this shit fucking everywhere, infuriating
but she is VERY qt
Is the "paid by the word" thing a joke considering Dickens actually was paid by the word? I think he's just a massive troll joking around.
lol. there's a guy on the tv who says bazinga and you made me think of him. : )
I want to make a booktube which is just an old man reviewing heavily homoerotic books while trying really hard to appeal to an adolescent male audience. It'll be called Poderast.
General autism. Plus there's no such thing as "the sacred realm of art". Everything else is spot on.
What exactly does lit want out of a booktuber? What would you like to see? BetterthanFood had the right idea but then saw that he could make money off that and threw sincerity to the wind
>What exactly does lit want out of a booktuber?
To mock and deride them and occasionally send them sexually suggestive messages until they shut their channel down.
I hope you won't limit that to just women user ;)
>has the right idea
he's a minor character from the recognitions party scenes, an utter vermin
Are we really talking about this retard? He didn't even read the book.
What the fuck is a booktuber?
Sporadic, meaningful uploads on obscure but worthwile novels. I have no need for a 20something retard to tell me that war and peace is a decent book.
How the fuck these people find the guts to REVIEW such masterpieces without any authority. It's disgusting how some people belive that their totally subjective opinions have some value. They just list their impressions (boring, good,funny, bla bla bla...) after reading the novel one single time, without even meditating it. For god's sake she can't even speak english. Also who's watching this shit? Why people waste their time listening to this illiterate fucks when they could read books and articles by important critics and professors?
The only people watching it are people like you who want to get angry over retards being retarded.
Last straw. This board has officially gone to shit. Bye bye
Kek
heh, welcome to the water, kid
nice post
What do we do to retards like pic related irl?
How do we rectify fat people?
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people over 18% bodyfat need to be gassed