Happy thanksgiving! How would you rate my bird Veeky Forums?
Happy thanksgiving! How would you rate my bird Veeky Forums?
Shameful waste of meat
looks dryer than circumcised dick
Bland and unseasoned/10
What have you done
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Lol so you saved a person s photo on FB so you could be a dick and make fun of them on Veeky Forums?
I know it's a poorly cooked bird, but you're a fucking horrible person op fuck you
Looks like you fell for the Plastic Poppy Thing meme.
That may be the worst cooked turkey I've ever seen
Points for trying, but this sort of cook is why turkey gets a bad rap.
Next time (and you should try again, don't let Veeky Forums assholes convince you otherwise) get an instant read thermometer and cook the breast to 160, thigh 170.
Smoke it next time
white people/10
go away pussy
Ramen/10 comment.
user made an attempt.
Why are you cooking in a junkyard?
It's my backyard
If you're not wearing a sleeveless NASCAR shirt, I'll be disappointed.
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Man, don't dox yourself on Veeky Forums.
first off he didnt dox himself there's no personal information leaked, unless you actually think his name is "asshole"
secondly
>not wanting some sweet angel from your anonymous ghost whispering and fly fishing forum to put you out of your misery
You're right. He just posted his address. That's so harmless!
I have his name already but I'm not posting it in case he wants to do the right thing and delete the post.
Your picture is why blacks make fun of our cooking.
When's the last time that truck ran?
I'd like to chill in your backyard and sip cheap brews and cook with you, user.
This is a cursed image.
Second. That grill looks well used. High Life time.
Sorry.
Angled not to show full licence plate, no info on sign wut?
I don't have brews but I have homemade blueberry wine.
Truck is a car, 64 falcon. I drove it last week.
Didn't mean to post as op, that's from another thread
That almost looks like my kitchen lololol my cuck family decided to "deep fry" the turkey this year so needless to say in not eating that Amerifat bullshit
Guess that explains the sign
I'll bring the beer if I can eat your food
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Where's the address?
You realize that '64 Falcon is a car, right?
You can trust a man that knows to wrap the tip.
Looks good user.
Looks fantastic!
Not bad for a "junk yard" eh?