What are some good dishes single lonely girl can make?

When I met your first GF she ate
>my chode

orange peppers with rice

roastie beef

my dick is not considered culinary
on the other hand she always shallowed because she didn't want any on her hair
her mother had a hairdresser saloon and got the habit of having always perfect hair, even doing the nasty

>bioshock infinite wasn't good

Carbonara

Pasta, egg yolk, garlic cloves, pecorino (or parmezan I prefer pecorino) salt, pepper and pancetta or bacon bits if your not able to get pancetta.

Cheap, delicious but hard to master. Follow a recipe.

>carbonara
>no cream
Back the fuck off.

500ml of milk cream
black pepper
one slice of garlic
one onion
250g bacon bits
salt
olive oil
fat milk
champignon mushroom
blue cheese
regular grated cheese

Fry the bacon, sliced mushrooms, grated onion and grated garlic on a pan using olive oil till the bacon is done. Add the cream and stir, compensate evaporation and get the texture you want using milk, the more milk, the more liquid it becomes, add black pepper and salt, add blue cheese (not too much or it'll turn too strong), add regular grated cheese (not too much or the cream will turn semisolid), stir and let everything dissolve. Add 300g of pasta, stir everything.

É vualah!

make sammich

it wasn't

it was a downgrade from the previous games in gameplay, writing, and tone

the only thing it had going was a neat setting that it basically dropped halfway

You bastardized the recipe. I guess recipes change based on personal tastes, but why are you hating on somebody else when your recipe sucks shit?

>uh I mean HELLO!?
>why is there so many fat and protein here???
>*throws hands up*
>this recipe sucks!!!!

Sorry that man food scares you soyboy.

POST TITS

Spoken like a true brainlet.
I hate the dead corpse that is 2017 /v/.

This sounds alright but it's not carbonara.
Also, it's are you cooking for like 6 people what the fuck.

>guise le poor niggers r sad n oppressed by ebil whitey!

Sorry, whiteguilt shock was shit no matter what you think.

>implying I don't eat all that in one sitting

I'm not even fat but I won several eating competitions, might be genetic.

>cream in carbonara

>i'm le refined gentlesir
>le putting raw eggs in le hot pasta

Quite agreed, please do the needful sir.

It was good and popular. Two aspects /v/ has always hated

Not him but your recipe is not carbonara

my dick

>being THIS scared of salmonella

lol!

what is alfredo

So easy to tell who the brainlets are here.

>any bioshock
>good
Pick one, they are as shit as quake champions.

Also Op shut the fuck up you attention whore, why does it matter that you are a woman? Fuck off you ugly cunt

Something that doesn't involve a knife or heat, because you're too low functioning to use those if you're a girl and lonely. You've somehow failed to figure out the only thing necessary for you to not be lonely is exist visibly.

It wasn't. It was worse than Bioshock 2.
Bioshock 1 is a classic for a reason.

a post consisting of an image portraying your naked breasts

Someone please post the green text where some femanon talks about touching her cooch to make bread.

Wasn't it pickles? And why are we talking about video games? Should I finish the first Bioshock? Or start over with the remaster? Would any of you like to buy a drink here for a cute otter?

>carbonara
>no peas
I seriously hope you're just memeing and not actually this retarded

Why did you have to post this horrible thread?

my dick is nutritious and filling. Don't even care if you're a trap I've gone way too deep to care

What is an otter? If it was a literal cute otter I guess I would, assuming it was also healthy.

Because roasties feed on attention

White zin is a tough wine to cook with so I'd avoid that, but if you don't finish your bottles of Barefoot Chardonnay, there's tons of stuff you can cook.

skinny hairy gay dude

currently not shaving much because it's what the bf prefers

K. Would not buy a drink unless you were a nice guy who wanted a guys night out.

I actually don't drink, and I also don't like sugar that isn't part of a whole piece of fruit, so I never know what to order at a bar so I'm not a waste of space. wat do?

Are you aware there's a Lego expo here until January? Will you be seeing A Klingon Christmas Carol? I promise no one will be mean to you if you go with your mom. You should take her there.

lifehacker.com/the-best-pasta-sauce-has-three-ingredients-1820519444

Firefox recommended that to me earlier. Looks like shit. Had to disable javascript on that page to get the adblock nagging out of the way.

Is she four hundred pounds and needed a mobility scooter everywhere she went?

I don't think she would enjoy those options but I'd love to take her somewhere she would enjoy. I don't see her enough. Going to see her tomorrow for our thanksgiving though.

Get a water at the bar. It's ok to like water user. I can't imagine a bar is much fun if you aren't drinking though.

That bar is nice because it's on the 27th floor so it has nice views. There's also a tiny museum and observation deck above it which closes when the bar opens. Costs $10.

I gotchu famalampi.

>lifehacker.com/the-best-pasta-sauce-has-three-ingredients-1820519444

that really sounds fucking lazy. how hard is it to chop the onion and some garlic and saute it first and then add the tomatoes, salt, pepper and some basil? fuck. thats literally my go to lazy sauce after work.

look at the soyboy author, being trendy, fuck gawker

soyboys eat butter?

I actually live just outside of minneapolis. The bar on the 27th floor sounds nice. I don't know what exactly a tiny museum is but I can have fun doing just about anything. I'll have to give it a look

Biodhock infinite was really bad. It was the second watering down of the shock series. The fallout 4 of the franchise

If you go by car, be prepared to pay $5-$20 for parking after you eventually find a ramp. There's a reason the buildings there are tall.

>woman
>lonely
only by choice, nice try whore

cyanide a la mode

the remaster is worse than the original in both performance and graphics

>let me quote this guy and post a HILARIOUS wojak image

you mean it was shit and popular only because it pandered to the average gamer that probably thinks shooty man's best friend dying tragically in the campaign of the latest cawadooty is the pinnacle of drama in interactive entertainment

cream pie

eyup

cooch ferments is the most paleo shit there is
like
>we need to make bread and everybody's feet are too clean

me

underrated

This is fucking horrible and it's not carbonara, please desist.

Thanks for proving my point

Best in the series desu

>single lonely female = 80+ friends and five dudes she fucks

>single lonely girl
There is no such thing. You are a fat, hairy dude who is larping as one.

wow this is all it takes to make a bait thread on Veeky Forums nowadays? How pathetic

seriously no one?

you could cook your 40 cats

Because woman + "single" + "lonely" does not equal "alone".

>only by choice, nice try whore
>why wont these bitches go out with me waaaaaaaa

>cream, mushrooms, blue cheese in fucking """carbonara""""
>ending your post with a cheeky wa la

Is that you Jack? Go beat your gay son and leave this board.

This is true.

I know this because I'm a female, like the majority of posters on Veeky Forums

redditor gtfo

Neckbeard gtfo

Can I be your bf?

>lonely female cooking thread
>sexual harassment thread
>female culinary school thread

all these fucking bait threads made by role playing male OPs are at the top of the page and you retards are falling for them, how pathetic is this board?

Don't like it? Fuck off back to R*ddit

The same as a single lonely man at 90% flavor.

78%***

Anything the average person can make, you blatant shitposter.

Burial at sea was cool to play

It was neat to see rapture before it turned into a hell hole

Also infinite wouldve been better if you could explore more parts of Columbia and have junkies rather than have normal people

God I would love see how the shock jockey junkies would have looked

Holy shit this was funny

my ex used to make this all the time. i think it was the only thing she knew how to make.

You can eat lipstick as rest of your species

fp lowkey bp

>cream
>onion
>bacon bits
>milk
>mushroom
>blue cheese
>regular grated cheese

nice

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You guys realise that fuck is just referencing a Marcella Hazan recipe, right?

I have the book in .epub and .pdf if you want.

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