Is there a more patrician beverage to accompany your reading endeavours than a fine red wine?

Is there a more patrician beverage to accompany your reading endeavours than a fine red wine?

Not red wine, for one

yes red wine you underage faggot

I think energy drink
With some pizza of course ;)

no, you 40 yr old wino housewife

its not like im drinking mimosas, you cunt.

>I only drink one drink and it has to be that drink or I start yelling at people
whatever helps you sleep at night, Shannon

i go with a good ol´ lager

>wine alone / >eating while reading
kys burger

>people think wine is fancy
You could get pissed for a lot less

Laphroaig Quarter Cask or Ardbeg Uigeadail.

Liquor is more Veeky Forums, red wine is pseud. Although I guess it's good for not getting drunk too quickly.

Red wine is r/books
White wine is Veeky Forums
This is undeniable fact.

My negro. Although mostly I like some variation from the big peaties, they sure are good when you pull them out.

Rye old-fashioned.

Water

1:4 absinthe and champagne, otherwise known as a 'death in the afternoon'

scotch, neat....no ice b2b benzos

Still water and tears.

does weed count as a beverage?

oatmeal stout

rum and coke
or whiskey and coke, of I have it. I like a peaty whiskey with pepsi max.

Anyone /coffee/?

>I like a peaty whiskey with pepsi max.


2/10

Aged brandy is the only correct patrician choice.

you ever tried it?

Red wine is sexually frustrated housewives reading 50 shades of gray
White wine is r/books and fedoralords
Champagne is Veeky Forums

Who /tea/ here?

Black tea made correctly

virtual, rhibozomatic schizo-kratom

Warm Mulled Wine?

>boss is from Mexico
>he tells me that there, guys are considered faggots if they drink alcohol other than beer or tequila

Really, anything other than a fine beer is gay. ipas do not count

Actually this.

Real intellectuals drink the cheapest drink they can find.
Only posseurs fall for the "le gentleman" meme.

Hemlock

A good dram of Scotch or Irish Whiskey is no slouch. I'd only really drink red wine with other people around. To me Wine is a drink for awkward socialising.

WHISKEY YOU SHIT HEAD. SCOTCHES AND RYES AND BOURBONS. WHO THE FUCK DRINKS RED WINE YOU BORED, LONELY, UNDERSEXED HOUSEWIFE AND FAILED UNDERGRADUATE

no, 'fine red wine' is relatively cheap and consumed readily.

>implying there is anything wrong with mimosas
Those are kino drinks for a weekend brunch with the lads.

Me.
I like all sorts of (herbal) tea

Peppermint tea master race

This, some green or pu-ehr is best for reading, yerba mate is great too.

>fine red wine