Soggy, limp, chunky, greasy fries

>soggy, limp, chunky, greasy fries
How the fuck do people eat them?

Drunk

potatoes are good man.

I'll eat a boiled potato with some salt any day

Do bongs really eat this?

Those look like boardwalk style fries. If they are, add some salt and malt vinegar and they're the best shit ever.

Idk. I'd eat it drunk. Or a late night.

Off the floor like an animal

With a lil salt and pepper

with mayo

>soggy, limp, chunky, greasy fries
>fries
No, m80, what you're describing is chips. Fries are golden brown, crisp, salted potato goodness. Britbong imitations go in the trash.

It's like shitting on lasagna because yours was cooked by Kay.

Delet this

Those are chips and contain actual potato. Not like fries which are just batter with hollow insides.

its good

...

Love these bad boys with a nice fried fishy wishy

Wingstop fries with blue cheese. Soft and greasy but delicious

potato wedges pan-fried in duck fat beats fries any day.

With cheese curds and gravy, or shredded cheese in a pinch.

This

I like limp fries as long as they're hot.

>chipper chips
>Brennan's bread
>Kerrygold butter
I want a chip sandwich now

Had a girl always come into the restaurant and order under cooked fries, she just wanted them in the fryer no more than 30 seconds...

I'm with you man. The carl's jr in my town has the most pathetic fries in town and yet my friends argue that they're comparable to other restaurant's fries. If you hold a fry straight up it'll start to tear because of how limp they are.

Why don't you just eat mashed potatoes?

Throw them away then go to KFC and get on that wedgelyfe

like a normal person does you eurofag, just suck them through your turbine sized asshole.

Local restaurant around here steams their fries and they are just damn good!

By dunking it on ketchup or ranch and not being a pussy

Double fry them.
If you're getting these at a restaurant go to a new restaurant.

With vinegar

They weren't in the oil long enough, you fool!

reheat by microwave or pan fry
if served one then ask for another

i love soggy fries. how do you cook soggy fish n chip shop tier fries? I suppose cutting them thick for a start, but then what?

I hate fries like this.
Why is 5 Guys so popular?

Fries should be crispy and evenly brown.

Crispy fries are an American thing and also for literal babbies.