I agreed to a bet that I could drink a gallon of liquid smoke in 24 hours

Please post picture of nutrition label

It'll probably fuck you up permanently. I doubt your liver and kidneys could handle that much sludge at once and you can't even drink enough water to thin it "safely" out without blowing your stomach out or getting water poisoning.

>yfw OP gets hepatitis and turns into smoke

Replace the content with water and food coloring before drinking it in front of everyone. Add just a tad liquid smoke so it smells legit

he's a big guy...

4 U

>Sodium 7,680 mg

rip op

A couple cans of soup can easily put you at 3k+

>he doesn't make his own soup

Why live?

yes but you'll taste delicious

You'll be fine.

Truly the sagest advice on the internet.

OP is going to turn into the smoke monster from Lost.

You'll have a bad couple days but you'll be fine.

>this thread

But that would be cheating.

Dude, we get it. You vape.

Unddrated post and unchecked dubs

Fuck off and don't EVER respond to my posts ever again

winners are often cheaters. There is nothing wrong with cheating
I'm not going to tell my kids not to lie and cheat because objectively they are useful tools for getting ahead in life.
I will tell them "if you are going to lie/cheat, consider the consequences of the circumstance you are in and make sure it's worth the potential down side for being caught"

lie to your teacher about having a sick family member to get out of school work? fine
embellish your work history so you look impressive on your resume? sure
agreeing to a favor so you could manipulate someone into doing something for you and then backing out of reciprocating at the last minute? probably unwise to make enemies like that

see what I mean?

You sound incredibly jewish

You're gonna die doing this op

You're gonna die
But your body is going to be delicious

That's like a tablespoon of salt. Why are you so many of you people obsessed with sodium? What do you think it does?

I am not, however I did grow up among them
you sang christmas songs in your school? don't make me laugh, we sang about hanukkah and zion in my PUBLIC school

R-rude!

Probably

>He's not good enough to win even when handicapping himself

Youll be fine OP

the fuck kinda spoons you got in your house?

I wonder how you'd taste after drinking all that.

you'll probably get cancer

according to my relatives it literally murders infants

Made me chuckle also nice dubs

right off the back of my salt container
1/4 tsp = 590mg
so 2360 per tsp, times 3 is 7080 per tablespoon

soy is basically poison tho

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fuck

It's really not, a pint of beer has more phytoestrogen than two kilos of soy "meat", which is basically just pure soy.

alcohol is also poison

if you boil liquid smoke do you get smoke

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It will probably cause liver failure or cancer.

It kills you in high enough amounts

Your asshole will NEVER be the same... If you live that long.

I know I've been here way too long when I've seen this bet get posted at least 15 times.

>OP drinks a gallon of liquid smoke
>Dies
>Put him in a dehydrator
>Mummify him
>Sell him to Clinton for millions with the best tasting human jerky ever
Your friend is going to be a millionaire, OP.

so back out of the bet and lose. and admit you were an idiot. ANY food consumption contests, esp. for money, are vile and inhuman. dont participate, dont watch, dont encourage. food is to enjoy when eating it, nothing else.

Same as anything else then.

t.

Most appropriate use of that image I've ever seen.

enjoy dying a really painful death then

Yeah, cheating death.

Yes.

:D

>On all levels except physical, I am beef jerky
>[sodium]

I've seen this thread at least 5 times and it's kind of irking that nobody but you has commented that this is very old pasta. How many newfags are on this board?

F

DO IT OP.

If we popularise this, it'll be some light eugenics work. One step at a time.

get a fucking a life holy shit

had a good raff tank you

All the misinformation in this thread is disgusting.

OP you’ll be fine, the ingredients are not hazardous. You might just get nauseous and get a headache but that’s the worst.

WHY A GALLON

Also how much money was it? Like, how much do you get for doing it

this
OP is a faggot
warosu.org/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=gallon of liquid smoke

Are you proud of having squandered so much of your life on an anime website?

>Colgin's Natural Pecan Liquid Smoke is the all-natural liquid smoke with no additives
>Ingredients: Vinegar, Molasses, and Caramel Color

If your liquid smoke has anything other than water and smoke listed in the ingredients buy something else.

I didn't know jack was in GTA

I almost never say this, but

>>>/reddit/

jews are winners

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