Why

American beans are different from British beans you fucking mong.

Retarded idea

how much more often does somebody from h'yuroppe think about america compared to the average American thinking about jewrupp

I don't know, at least they're not Australians who jump at every chance to pretend to be relevant. Usually happens after a shooting.

it involves beans and bean based dishes

Seems nice, I just don't like how much sugar is in baked beans

Heinz beans are far sweeter than the vast majority of other brands or supermarket own offerings

I think they're a really solid carb, I looked into making some but it seemed sort of confusing where to start

Are there relatively better alternatives can wise you'd suggest to try?

No name brands seem pretty sweet too

What the fuck is it with the British and Heinz Baked Beans?

youtube.com/watch?v=ujgM8elOeZE

>I got confused on how to make beans

UK has a weird fixation on Heinz beans because of the war

No American goes out for beans, that is hobo-tier poverty food

It reminds them of the Blitz.

War. World War #2, specifically. The Brits loved our "tinned" beans as much as the Hawaiians loved our canned Spam. Both products have become a major staple of their diet, and they have found countless ways to utilize them. Beans? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Spam? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Spam musubi anyone?

>Those who know how many beans make five get Heinz beans inside and outside at every opportunity

What the fuck did they mean by this? How many beans make five? Five beans makes five, right?

If you want a tin of baked beans, then Branston beans are pretty great. if you can find a brand called 'St nicholas' they are the king. though I've only ever seen them in huge catering-size tins (the cafe I work at uses them for full English breakfasts)

And sodium

UK is one of the most obese nations on the planet. It was made for natives.

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There all sorts dry and ways to prepare them and get them ready

Seems like people will leave them in water n shit

I'll take a look for them

>Do people even like beans that much?
I live on beans. I cook my own, of course. I have hundreds of pounds of beans. I eat them with every meal.

Its actually bines mines heens

O B S E S S E D

Spam musubi is the shit. Baked beans are just shit

Spam Musubi is delicious.

I think 'making five' is Britbong slang for making something complete or something. I've heard it said before.

I think its the "5 a day" meme....which originated in california

god damn I want a spam musubi right now

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