Try this brand they said

Ellio's frozen pizza is the KING of frozen pizza

reddit: the packaging

This post gave me a stroke

I found the meats to be dull and without imagination. The whole pizza was derivative.

Seriously? I found it to be integral

>frozen pizza
I thought Americans could just order delivery

it's price/quality+quantity value is insane

You're doing a great job fitting in honey.

t. Joe Jack

lol

Screaming Sicilian is ok. At least the crust is thick.

I have fond memories playing Vidya like Mario kart, and Halo 2 as a kid with my friend then watching myth busters ten Titans, and dbz on his TiVo box while eating totinos. But that doesn't make the pizza good

At least this is true the value is there

We can but you can't order delivery really late night in most locations, and baking the pizza takes about as much time, and its probably cheaper than delivery too

kek

Definitive frozen pizza tier list?

...

This pizza's great when it's on sale for 3bucks.

mid 2000s Trader Joes pizza was the best frozen pizza of all time

>not putting it on your face when serving the pizza and doing an Italian accent

I actually like their tomato sauce. This could definitely have something more interesting on it like veggies or pesto or something but the cheese and sauce are pretty good to me.

If you're gonna get a meme pizza, at least make it a good one.

>Frozen pizza
Do Americans really eat this?

STEY STOPPED SELLING THIS ONE AND IT WAS THE BEST PIZZA THAT I EVER TASTED EVEN BETTER THAN RESTAURANT PIZZA

It's alright for a frozen pizza.

Definitely not worth the money, though.

Absolute madman

You're a big pizza

What state/country did you buy that in?

Germany

>Beef jalapeno nacho cheese pizza

Germans are absolute madmen.

dont buy a pizza called lotzza mozza either.. it'll make you do a pizza garbage can slam after the first bite.

That's what it claims

The most shilled frozen pizza by ck, literally hipster tier. Seeing how /sips/ is here, not really surprising Veeky Forums is full of neckbeards larping pola/ck/s.

I came down with the full blown flu a couple years ago, and one of these pizzas was the last thing I ate before puking my ever loving guts out. Haven't been able to eat one since.

>neckbeards larping pola/ck/s.

Go back to pol negroe

do you still have skype

this pizza just always looked extremely racist to me so i never touched it. fucking pretentious

Defenitly one of those the best and older brands of frozen pizzas. My dad use to eat them as a kid and they are by far the greatest frozen pizzas. Try them if you can get your hands on them, they may be a bit pricey but they are worth every penny.

I paid 5 bucks for it at the commissary
Definitely worth it at that price

im soon to be coming into a large sum of momey and planning to buy one of each pizza at walmarts frozen pizza section. The reason I'm stating this is what brands should I try first and maybe start a ranking chart on these, or is there already a pizza rank chart to use and try those according to that chart? please and thank you.

be sure to post your rankings here, don’t forget us after you make it big

Start a thread on it. Lots of anons will live vicariously through your Walmart pizza taste test.

>Red Baron
>Screamin Sicilian
>Digornio (?)
What are other worthwhile brands?

I tried one of these a few weeks ago and it was awful.

>coming into a large sum of money
>buying frozen pizzas
Do you not know what a large sum of money is or is this just the only thing you're mentioning?

Make sure you make a thread user. This is important stuff.

maybe he just has humble tastes, the kind of guy who thinks a large sum of money won't really change him, but soon he'll be buy organic frozen pizzas from Whole Foods and people will be like "I don't even know anymore user" and he'll be like "if only they knew what it's like to have real money"

I wont forget yall desu
How would I do it though just rank as I go or make a small collection and post every month or so like 8 or 12 pizza rankings once a month?
several grand so I thought this would be a fun dum adventure that is bretty inexpensive since I spend $30~ a week on food anyway. I want anons to know unbiased pizza review without endorsements or shilling.

i buy the supreme when it's on sale for $5. it's ok. my favorite frozen pizza is tombstone plain cheese which i add a bunch of veggies to.

>How would I do it
You probably want to have one thread that goes through a bunch of them. Perhaps announce a number of pizzas you have selected for your taste test, then ask for any other pizzas anons would like to have rated, and add the most popular ones. Then make a thread and over a few days, taste test them and post results and pics. You may waste some pizza if you don't eat them all, but it won't cost much in the grand scheme of things, especially if you have some good money.

Maybe some clever user has a better way to organize this.

I liked these more than Digiorno and Frescetta (Not like they're any good) but I'm still a fan of Red Baron. The only thing wrong with them is a minute or two extra in the oven takes them from slightly crispy to fucking hardtack.

If you bros only knew...

Is it bad if I think Freschetta is good? The crust and sauce have actual detectable and decent flavor to me compared to other brands although I've never tried any of the "high end" brands. I refuse to pay more than $6 for a frozen pizza. I grew up eating Tombstone frozen pizzas which was/probably still is the most tasteless cardboard ever. I think literal cardboard with ketchup smeared on would have more flavor.

>that pic of Mama Lucia
she looks slightly deranged, i don't know what it is, maybe like a German granny porn star. n-not that I would know, but sort of kinda that look

The trick to Barons is to take em out five minutes early and put em in the broiler for a minute. Crust is perfect, if a little brittle on the edges, and the cheese is golden and bubbly and shit.

>take em out five minutes early and put em in the broiler for a minute
I never even considered this. I did start cooking them a minute or too less, but this sounds like a fucking great idea.

She has to be dead. They've used that same image since like 93.

>broiler
I thought an oven was a broiler, ie you set the oven to 'broil' setting. wtf is a broiler?

I will admit that their crust is pretty decent as far a frozen pizzas, but in my opinion, the best frozen pizzas have very little crust because they're all going to be subpar anyway. While I hate most of their pizzas, that spinach and mushrooms square pizza of theirs is fucking godly.

>dead German granny porn
even better

most of Veeky Forums is LARPing /pol/cucks at this point, T_D was the nail in the coffin

Where my Ohiofags at?

Broiler is like a toaster, and a toaster oven is essentially one dedicated broiler. You're getting an extremely high heat applied from one direction that you use for short periods of time. An oven on the other hand is you heating up the air in a small space, and letting the heat transfer slowly to the food that way. There's a more technical way to explain this, but a quick google search will explain it better than I ever could.

>edge to edge toppings
wew they aren't kidding, literally crust can go fuck itself

okay thanks, that's kinda what i thought, except most toaster ovens are too small to fit a frozen pizza

>yeah, keep buying our pizza goyim! there's nothing wrong with it!

Which is a shame since cold pizza is best reheated in a toaster oven or under a broiler.

>extremely racist
Care to elaborate? I agree on the latter part though

tfw my toaster over has a Toast setting in addition to a Broil setting so I use it for pizza and it comes out perfect every time

The broiler is the top (ceiling) of your oven. Set it to broil and put in some bread on the top rack to see results

shit taste like fucking greasy crackers. GROSS!

lmao

I just stick to Red Baron. It's exactly what you expect it to be.

Great idea. Don't often think of that, but then again I don't eat too many frozen pizzas. Occasionally I have a Dr Oetker. But it's nothing to write home about. Speaking of writing home, you mentioned Palermo, now it's not my home but It is to some people.

Here's what they say about Sicilians in the "Soldiers Guide to Sicily", a guide given to Allied troops before Operation Husky. (Remind me to get a pic and I'll upload it for you)

"The Sicilian is still, however, well known for his extreme jealousy in so far as his womenfolk are concerned, and in a crisis still resorts to a dagger." Remind you of anyone?

Interestingly enough, I have never had a "Screamin Sicilian" but I'm it looks quite contemporary. I'll have to give it a go.

Best,
Michael-Allen

I'm not a frozen pizza aficionado, but what's wrong with Digiorno

>trusting a normie's opinion ever
user these people would eat fried horse shit and call it the best thing ever as long as they thought they'd be accepted socially for doing so.

You are a degenerate piece of filth, OP. Screamin Sicilian is squarely in the bone zone.

Please make a thread, and include a image of all the pizzas.

Biggity porcodio bambino madonna a fuhgeddiboudit mammamia.

This brand is Jack-approved

4u

I've been to Columbus once, and Donatos was one of the best pepperoni pizza I ever had.

You fucks don't even eat Ellios?

This is making me laugh so hard I'm such a faggot.

how long until this son becomes a wealthy degenerate weed lord as well?

Last I heard he wanted to be a pastor but that could easily be different now... he is still in high school after all and his dad is probably the dumbest person within a 100 mile radius

Overpriced and tastes like shit.

Is this the real michael-allen?