Post best vegan smoothie recipe

post best vegan smoothie recipe

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cum + soy

Semen isn't vegan, you retard. Cum comes from an animal.

Try this, OP:

1 cup almond milk
1/2 cup rolled oats
14 frozen strawberries
1 banana, broken into chunks
1 1/2 teaspoons agave nectar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

if that where the case then vegans shouldnt eat at all since they themselves are animals and eating something that goes through an animals mouth(human) then you are eating what comes through meat i think kinda

>1 second of actual smoothie making
>29 seconds of her posing next to her drink
women were a mistake

I'd hit that

That shit looks horrible, but I would totally fuck the stuff it's drinking.

>pumpkin spice meme

>1+29=20

1+29=30
30-{the 10 seconds of me kicking yer ass for correcting me}=20

stupid nigger, stop trying to get squinty, he didn't stutter

>10 seconds making
>The other 10 doing stupid poses
No need to make shit up, go back to /pol/

does not take much to get you all hyped up on ass blasties, does it?

>The video is only 20 seconds long
>Hurrrr but she dumb bimbo it 30

Not seeing a problem yet, famalam. Go on...

you're just jelly she doesn't love you bro

Imagine being in a relationship with this kind of food. Is the sex worth it, brofag.

Who is thi semen demon

>is on Internet
>is on Veeky Forums
>hasn't found sauce yet
>newfagging so hard probably a literal fag so sauce irrelevant

sauce is obvious af

Why would I have a problem with a cutie making me a smoothie? I have to get in my micros somehow.

Smoothies are the easiest food you could make vegan. Wouldn't you be more interested in finding vegan food that isn't liquid slop?

interested in both

Veganism is a mentality that one should not consume food that is a product of another animal's body (or, often, labor). Your schoolyard mind tricks hold no water here.

Yet they eat from the soil, which is worm shit and also gets fertilized by other literal to grow produce. Water has gone through animals many times. Water is has tons of organisms in it. It's the living place of things like fish and other slimy shit. Hell, according to vegans, they probably can't even breathe air. Fucking hypocrites. Those faggots should revise their so called rules and just accept what pretentious shitsticks they are.

1 frozen bana
8oz alt-milk
2 tbsp protien powder
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 tbsp cocoa powder
1 tsp instant coffee powder

This is breakfast a few days a week for me.

what protein powder do you use

vegan and smoothie is a redundancy unless you know a recipe of ham smoothie I don't know

I mean, I'm a cheap ass like micky d and I make smoothies just with frozen fruit

Corn starch,borax,hot water and bleach(3 cups)

She's very cute but I could never love a vegan.

If we are sticking to the vegan theme, I have used pea, hemp and soy protien. Pea is grainy, hemp is chalky, soy is the most drinkable.

Are you telling me that my girlfriend's squirt makes me a non-vegan?

I love fruit, I must eat 2-3 pieces a day on average. Humans can extract most the sugar and water soluble nutrients from fruit. Our gut bacteria can also ferment some of the fiber into fats.

But you are basically eating sugar water with almost no protein and not enough fat.

You simply can't live off sugar alone. Plants can but the dry weight of plants is mostly carbohydrates. Cellulose is just chains of simple sugars.

The dry weight of humans is 50/50 proteins/fats with some minerals mixed in. Our liver and muscles store enough sugar for about 24 hours usage, whereas our body stores 6 weeks of fats.

Fruitarian lose weight because their body is cannibalizing it's own proteins and fats for the cell regeneration process. They provide enough energy for the body as sugar but no actual building materials.

Hence they come to look like the people in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

Veganism is more of an ethical position than a diet. Vegans try not to consume anything that was obtained "unethically," but that doesn't include literally all animal products. For example they generally are OK with a mother breastfeeding her babies. So they're probably OK with human cum too as long as it wasn't obtained by force.

Whats your best specifically non-vegan smoothie lads?

cancer
heart disease
low test
clogged arteries

blend for 30s

is rawvana's pussy juice considered vegan?

I hate women.

Very acidic due to vegan diet

>Vegan
>not eating raw

youtu.be/pSPU4fCfyzc

This is just the autism army's special operations group.

Eh no one follows a true raw diet as it literally kills you or you start eating your own shit.

but she's hot

She strikes me as the kind of chick who believes in horoscopes.

Why the fuck do these holistic whores look like serial killers?

Yeah she'll look even hotter once the b12 and d3 deficiencies start killing her slowly.

>b12 and d3
This has been proven false over and over again. And even if it was true there are vegan sources for supplements.

Is she a """white""" Hispanic?

I don't give a shit about ethics. Vegan diets are generally more healthy.

Wait!!! Does that mean if a vegan girl is giving head, she won’t swallow? Does she even spit? Does she suck any dick at all or are all vegan girls lez or only with beta/cucks who wouldn’t dream of asking their queen to demean herself that way? Genuinely curious now.

>look like serial killers
What the fuck does that mean? How do you find a woman threatening in any way?

Don't all Hispanics consider themselves white?

This is dumb as fuck. Veganism is about ethics and consent. So if you are consensually having sex with a vegan and they give you head it's totally vegan to swallow. But she's not going to want to swallow your stank ass chunky carni cum.

I'd give her my not-so-vegan smoothie

>But she's not going to want to swallow your stank ass chunky carni cum.
I've fucked a vegan girl before, she swallowed my high-test non soyboy non nu-male cum like a happy little slut

>what are beans and nuts

Are you retarded on purpose? There are tons of plant based proteins and fats that you can eat to keep a healthy died. I agree that a lot of vegans are dumb as fuck and don't eat complete diets but realistically most humans are retarded as fuck.

Yeah I had sex too

>Vegan
Fucking dropped

>raw foodist
>taking supplements

Calm your tits moron.

was expecting a black buck to walk in at the end of this webm for some reason

>I color-matched my smoothie to my dress and earrings
fuk this bitch

>lower heart disease risk and cancer
This is completely and utterly false. In fact their rates of heart disease are WORSE than the average person despite developing genetic mutations to process the fats theyre eating more efficiently

>but you are basically eating sugar water
You're a fat fuck retard

Roastie get out

i would make a smoothie with that pussy juice

Women are overdoing the eye brown sculpting.

brow*

Imagine not knowing what a hyperbole is.

Do you have a source for your claim? I'm not suggesting people adopt the Inuit diet unless they live in a forsaken wasteland were the only food is animals. But all the research I've seen shows them with low cartoid plaque and very low rates of heart disease.

>tfw no qt mexican gf
GIVE RAWVANA GF PLS

ottawa.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1814937!/httpFile/file.pdf

Skim through roughly the first dozen pages, a 2003 study showed Inuits had basically equal or higher amounts of cardiovascular disease and significantly higher rates of stroke than non-Inuit Canadians

Any evidence saying Inuits have low rates is purely observational, correlative, non-metabolic, non-controlled studies

>he thinks mcdonalds is like eskimo food

somebody do makeapp on her

Thank you too many people on this board spout shit without sources.

It's vegan if the man consents.

>Rawvana
>Canned pumpkin
Stupid bitch

I'm not vegan but this is my vegetarian smoothie go to
>frozen banana
>1/2 cup greek yogurt
>handful of spinach
>cup of frozen strawberries
>Chocolate soy milk to desires thiccness
>chocolate whey powder

1. Put spinach and a very little bit of soy milk into the blender. Bpend the spinach until smooth and completely liquefied

2. Put banana, strawberry, yogurt, whey, and half the soy milk in.

3. Start slow and gradually increase the speed. If it gets an air bubble, stop, let the air out with a spoon. If it needs mord liquid, add more soy

4. Drink in anything but a mason jar

Eating bodily fluids of another person is feminine. So it makes you a faggot.

imagine what her poop smells like after all those smoothies haha

>reddit spacing
>adhering to flat-earther
this nigga trash

olives?

why does this look like porn

Why not just eat fruit like regular and animals do?

*regular humans and animals
Damn it.

the concept of smoothie is so dumb, it's literally adults eating baby food and pretending it elevate them over the rest of the world when it just infantilize them further into an obedient slave state.

They sure do for listing them in (((crime statistics)))

It's vegan if you use your own cum.

They didn't show the edited out part where she asks the guy with the camera if she really needs to take another sip, because it tastes like cabbage marinated in ass sweat.

You just know she has done porn

I don't want to be the guy who tells you you fell for a meme, but Jesus lord you fell hard

I'll make sure to call you when I need to shave

Good point

Eggnog. Being vegan is dumb.

She looks sickly.

needs more kale, chia and flaxseeds

Here OP, got one for you
>Ice
>Water

you're insane

Epic shitpost

no, just american

>agave nectar
Enjoy your fatty liver from fructose, faggot.

I like how she brings in her dyke sister at the end to make herself look better