What do I have to feed my gf to make her fat

Skilled enough cook here. Give me some ideas Veeky Forums

(you)

(OP)

beans and rice look at the ladies just to the south of us six axe handles wide due to the carbs

"yellow cake"

fuck off brosnan

According to my math that’s enough to gain 820,000lbs

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definitely not your dick, wouldn't be nearly enough to satisfy her

can you post some pictures of her feet

cook everything in butter. have her drink more milk. eggs.

don't worry, The Bull makes sure she gets her recommended daily serving of meat whenever user isn't around

seconded

>eggs.

do what

come on, op, be a bro, we don't all have QT gf's.

we wont tell her

I have a qt gf.

She also wants to see OP's gf's feet.

can we see your qt gf's feet?

cook and eat them dumb fuck

Get her on lots of butter, milk and soy products. What you want is to flood her with estrogen and she'll fill out perfectly for breeding. During this get her lifting heavy weights so her new womanly body becomes powerful too. Finally, induce lactation afterwards and you'll have the perfect cowgirl

Why would you want a fat disgusting bitch.

a teaspoon of olive oil has around 100cals.
put one in each of her meals.
enjoy.

semen

only if OP posts his gf's feet first

imagine if every woman did that

Some progress from that pic already cu/ck/s

she's too fat, put her back the way she was

Now post her feet

looks ugly, sry lad.

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Either your math or mine is wrong, I got 82,000,000lbs

(I'm stupid so yours is probably the correct answer)

reminds me of that episode of Malcom in the Middle when Hal kept injecting calories into all of Louis's food while she was pregnant so she could be his sexy curvy baby mama

rich.gif more like RIP.gif

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RIGHT BABE

Kill yourself, depression will make her gain weight

This. Put her on an exclusively Mexican food diet and watch her blow up like the Goodyear blimp

JUST

GREENS feed her GREENS.. you ever wonder how the average black chick is so thick? Make soups and put lots of olive oil on top when served

Send her my way, I love thinn girls. Thicc was a mistake.

Footfags are objectively the worst