/Pizza/

What is your favorite pizza topping?
What is your favorite pizza type?
How do you prefer to eat pizza?

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What the fuck is that guy's problem?
I have a hard time believing this isn't satire.

believe me, it isn't

>Patting the grease off

If you do this you should be killed in the most painful way possible

Sausage, mushrooms, and green peppers is the optimal pizza. There's a reason it's the pizza of choice for the porn industry. No other pizza is so clearly in the bone zone.

Social acceptance/encouragement of effeminate males.
Social signaling to other homosexuals to indicate he shares their desires.

Also:
Anchovies
Nice crust thickness where it's not doughy
With my hands like an animal

Cheese
None
I don't

link me to the original video

youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

Hard to say for favorite topping, but I'm fond of spinach, basil, and bacon.
Favorite pizza type is also a hard one, but probably anything that isn't deep dish. No offense but that style has way too much cheese for me.
As for how to eat it, by hand, straight up.

he really speaks like a bitch

Who would have thought?!

Black olives, anchovies and fresh tomato slices.

Canadian bacon and pineapple on thin crust for the win!

So good. It's food of the gods.

what a faggot

Pepperoni mushroom
Stuffed
Like the president of these goddamn United States

>touches with hands, gets grease and residue all over
>utensils and gloves

What the fuck

>topping
if I have to have one, sun-dried tomatoes
>type
new york. thin and floppy
>prefer
crust first, finish with that wonderful front point you're supposed to start from

Extra cheese, pepperoni, bacon bits, pineapple, black olives, and a gallon of grape drank pls

I like to put the box in my lap or on my keyboard and just eat straight from it

cheese
thin and small
in the back of a van

It kind of is
youtu.be/YfbVkQHh8s4

Green peppers. So underrated. The smell of the it being cooked it definitive of pizza, for me.

one of the reasons why the best pizza I had in my life was in Iran.

writing this just makes me remember the delicious smell. fuck. I wish I could describe it.

I like sausage mushrooms black olives pepperoni