ITT we come up with aphorisms that sound """deep""" but really aren't

nature knows not a mercy,
to pray is to accept defeat

People don't think it be like it is, but it do.

I can disagree with myself, so I definitely exist.

The nation is an extended family.

Only once a nation fells its leader may the populace be and populace do.

Love others to love yourself.

You have learned to think of yourself as bad; now you must work on thinking of others as no worse.

It is true what is said, that there is no truth except for that which you hold to be true.

Black lives matter

Looking back, remember that every step was necessary to get you where you are.

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My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations.

That's pretty good though

The difference between a good quote and a bad quote is the reader

Depending on the circumstances in which we are born into, the capacity that we may hold to our lifes work may differ. And so I say, how can a lawyer or doctor be any better than a crackwhore?

Woah

You can count all the seeds in an apple, but you can't count all the apples in one seed.

kek

But thats actually really good

why do these "come up with a shitty meaningless quote" threads always have the best quotes??

I sat for a minute wondering how the fuck is that good

Then it just struck me, holy shit! I wonder how you even pondered it long enough to think of it that way

And I really do agree it's very insightful actually

but technically you can't count all the seeds in an apple because those seeds will become apple trees which will themselves produce apple seeds, and on ad infinitum

>why do these "come up with a shitty meaningless quote" threads always have the best quotes
the Veeky Forums userbase might not be very smart

In one given moment the apple will have, say, 10 seeds
The "you can't count that" comes in play for the later part, you can't coun the apples in a seed. You think right, but the way I think is the same thing but for the seed, the seed may grow up into a beautiful tree that seasona fter season produces tasty apples.

>t. brainlet

No I understand your point but argue that it should just be counted for an indivudual momenta nd not forever

But I suppose you're right in that I'm a brainlet, why treat the apple that way and then not do the same for the seed

Beauty is in the eye of the tiger

It's not that we are, what we eat, as much as that we aren't, what we excrete.

A broken clock is right twice a day, but a late clock is never right

Hard work is the hallmark of a fool.

I clothes my eyes and seize it

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All water is the color of drowning.

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Don't think about what you don't do, marvel at what you do do.

love is chemicals in your brain, not your water

God is real. If he wasn't real, how did the banana fit perfect into man's hand?

Split up, complex water. Let a simple man enjoy you.

I like this a lot.

Pain is a natural response to things that harm us. So if nature responds, why don't we?

2close2home fampai

Kek, almost sounds like William Blake

this one is great

If life is a chimney then I am the fire

I clench my fist and beet it
I lite my torch and burn it

Lmao

I am the beast I were ship

The only difference between a bald millionaire and a street urchin with flowing locks is how much hair is on their heads

It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm the Chinaman.

Sometimes you have to kill a few crows before you get autism from the sun rays that exhibits modern rays of death like the valley that's in a desert or something like that and the dog licks an apple in that there desert with a pizza and the pizza says to the dog "woof" as that's the dogs language and crows know it to like almost as perfectly as both the dead dogs who died from heat stroke at a young age of 29 human revolutions around the equinoctial center of the earth's gravitational field that pulls down apples with the spit of dogs and werewolves who are men who were dogs who eat men because that's relatively simply what dogs eat relatively to the physics of mechanics of the universe n' junk and stuff

Don't try to run from yourself because you are always where you are.

>the crows are callin my name thought Caw

Sorry about this post. It's my autism.

pot eel

lel, this one really captures the spirit of what this thread was supposed to be about

OP is not a faggot.

Underrated

Truth is true until it isn't

eternally btfo

Write what you think you'll know and eventually you will.

If you never seize the moment, then the moment seizes you.

If this all -- this life, the fears, the hopes -- is just going unto death -- then I am dying until I die.
And after I die I may live.

Every day you end up a little more dead

Life is like a penis. When you're young you want it to be long and full of glory, but when you get older you just want it to fuck off.

SJW detected.

that sounds like everyone on /pol/ though

True. I stand corrected.

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literally anything from inspobot

fucking lol

The boys from the hood are always hard. You come talking that trash, they'll pull your card. Knowing nothing in life, but to be legit.

And don't quote me boy, because I haven't said shit.

Instant gratification is only gratifying for an instant.

this thread is kekkin me hard

i want to say thanks to all your faceless anons for the laughs

i love this so much

thank you artfucker1996

I think that's actually the foundation of philosophy

these threads are always deep af by "accident#

kick ass and chew bubblegum tier.

is that the Queen?

Everywhere is everywhere, nowhere is somewhere.

This is genuinely genius, user. Please write it down, it encapsulates the potential that the next generation has.

Would download your mixtape if there was more wordplay like this

the basis of all science really

It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm the Chinaman
Tryna make it big, I spit lines more fire than
ever been spat before,
I've made mistakes again and again but then I didn't no more
This ain't no kicking ass and chewing bubblegum shit
Life is like a chimney, and I'm the fucking firepit

A correctly cooked egg smells not of sulfur

Everyone shits in the same hole.

What does that mean?

This is the water.

And this is the well.

Drink full and descend.

The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

The largest one can see themself is where their life seems out of their control.

Easy recipe:

"The best (x=object/concept) is the one that (y=performs the opposite of the expected or accepted function of x)

"The best meal is that which makes you hungrier."
"The best conversations are the ones where your mouth stays shut."
"A brothel can be holier than a church"

etc.

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Tread not through the blighted land, but cultivate it, for elsewhere does not exist.