Food Gore Thread

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That's not how induction works.

yes, that's the problem with that picture

Good thing that's not an induction stovetop then, isn't it?

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/dumpin

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>he doesn't enjoy a nice icewich on a hot summer day
FAULT

Once he opened it, it looked like a pus-filled cut open limb

Whats wrong with that? I am personally not a fan, but looks like a nice holodets.

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holy shit lmao i thoguht this was an n64 controller at first

thanks charlie

you could serve this in new york

I do this, but with two teabags, one is obviously not enough.
>ketchup
Hold up, did he add that too?

how dey make dat devilled egg levitate tho

It used real fish.

Scrambled eggs on a tortilla is good though

That's not eggs, son.

thatm'ts a lime u git

A Michelin star to the person to first recognize this without cheating.

Sharp eyes now, user.

based kay
gib michelins pls

I'm not sure what's going on here. It's a big cup and unwise to fill it up that high, and his desktop is very odd, but he obviously didn't put ketchup in it, you'd see it blobbing around.

is that the quebecois guy who cooked weird bad food in toilets and doesn't own a working stove because he necer cleaned it and shit? I forget the guys name but i know he lives in montreal because you can see an STM bus pass in one of his drawers in one of the videos

what a cool sandwich

Jesus Christ, that is a horrible night on the toilet waiting to happen.

ayy

>weird bad food in toilets
Masaokis?

Nah, it's Kay, this user got it in one.

Culinary star for your excellent taste in educational material and undeniable superiority of your chosen youtube mentor, my friend.

>the woman shaking her damn head at it

jesus christ

how does the owner/chef think a meatball sandwich is made? how do people like that own businesses while I can't even hold a job for more than two weeks

That's a perfect looking milksteak. Not sure why it's in a food gore thread.

I'd recognize that scraped bare nonstick pan anywhere

her insides must be more nonstick than her cookware with all the teflon she's ingested

Lmfao what in the actual fuck

Nothing wrong with a nice dinner of steak&nanners. I guess if you were from down south you'd understand.

hes basically invented flavored pasta

had he boiled it instead of microwaved it, it would LITERALLY just be that shitty multicolored "vegetable flavored" pasta you can get at the supermarket

If you think its even remotely tasty to eat banans with fucking sriracha sauce on top then youre a mongoloid and should reconsider your path through life

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I've been trying to find the video where he makes some sort of punch or energy drink and he adds some Halls mentho lyptus. IDK why, but when he added that shit out of nowhere, I just about died of laughter.

I've wanted to watch it again, but I've had no luck finding it.

He looks like a soundcloud rapper.

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Do the English really eat this?

we brits don't get ice, we prefer the humble rain sandwich

here you go user, enjoy this oc

OC

Is that barbecue sauce?

This looks delicious to me. You guys are just snobs.

>Have a home recipe I made myself
>Know it'd just be reposted in one of these threads

Jello salads used to be hot shit. Those and mayonnaise with everything are all over old magazines. Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches

He used straight gluten though, not flour. Probably closer to some meat substitute than pasta. It would probably be okay if it wasn't horribly overcooked in the microwave.

t.flyover

You dun goofed, it should be the barber memes not this shit

I see nothing wrong with this

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Not the best meatball grinder but not the worst either. Biggest irk to me is that they didn't slice up the meatballs.

Honestly it should say "me" instead of "niggas". Niggas makes it seem unrelatable and that makes it lose a lot of its meme power.

I was so close to smoking again today after two months cold turkey. Just lost the urge. Saved.

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I'm glad to have done some good then

youtube.com/watch?v=G312o2YjkAk

youtu.be/K2vnmveUs3k
youtu.be/fOA1zjXB2DM

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>some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn.jpg

expert plating, mate

i mean shit if your roommates won't do the fucking dishes then i don't see a problem here

there's only so many times you can beat and microwave something before it gains sentience and attacks you

This is a new one

maybe you overestimate your own value?

This guy might be on to something.

pasta gangsta

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>flyover will shittalk this
Lmao enjoy your casserole

"Hey how can we make this look more appealing?"
*S A T U R A T I O N*

yeah man, half the shit on the cooking channel they fuck with the colours so much the food looks radio active and the presenters get this weird blue tinge to the whites of their eyes.

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MC Tagliatelle

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no wonder the niglets on tv are always starving

Is this how slavs really bathe?

post it pls

An Italian kid

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth.

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What the fuck is in that pan, it looks like something Gramma Stuffum would make.

It's basically just sliced up hotdogs mixed with Cheerios.

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What was wrong with people back then?