Is there a single relevant literary figure who didn't have gross/weird sexual fetishes he subtly wrote into his work?

Is there a single relevant literary figure who didn't have gross/weird sexual fetishes he subtly wrote into his work?

Nothing about that fat shit is subtle

me desu

Everything you will ever write tells everyone something about your weird sexual fetish.

What's my sexual fetishism, user?

You like girls who look or are underage but would never admit it.

My sexual fetish is a bit weirder than normal, I think.

It's not illegal or anything, but it's not something I think I could ever be open about.

It's not even that gross really, well it kind of is, but it doesn't involve any nasty fluids or secretions. It doesn't involve anyone too young or too old. It doesn't involve animals or costumes or leather or ropes. It doesn't involve any specific race. It doesn't even involve any gender other than the one opposite to my own.

It doesn't even really include anything normally thought of as sexual.

And the only other people who are into it, albeit mostly a very non-sexualized version of it, are usually people I don't particularly care for or have anything in common with.

I'm not entirely sure how I got into it either, it just feels like something that's always been part of me.

It's ok user do share, you are amongst friends

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go thank Freud

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t. snowflake

ayn rand

it's tickling, isn't it?

If you're a published artist of any kind you're basically omitting your right to privacy to anyone even slightly analytic

oh fuckk

larping

Inflation

ssiikk ffuukk

How bizarre would it be to have a TV adaptation of your work?

You know that every time he sits down to write a sex scene now he's got to take into consideration that it might seriously happen. He can direct the women on the show into porn pretty much at his whim.

What a situation.

>Can't even say it in total anonymity, rambles inanely instead.
Why the fuck did you even write this post, are you trying to make us guess?

Hemingway wasn't subtle about it. He was explicit.

No because otherwise what's the point of becoming a great writer?
I've been studying Milton, Melville, Nabokov, Hemingway, Faulkner, McCarthy, Krasznahorkai and a dozen others every single day for years and years, along with consuming as much of the classics and modern classics as I can, and writing several pages a day in the hopes of someday elevating my writing to the level of the giants before me.
And why do I do this? So that I can work in my fetishes into my writing and perhaps one day, if my stories fit the medium, I can turn on the TV and watch a show based on my books where my self-insert character is feminised, shot up with female hormones and turned into a sissy shemale fucktoy kept in permanent chastity while his wife turned mistress pegs him and takes hung black lovers.

bugs.. easy on the carrots

Goethe

My fetish is a woman who'll give me three children and love me unconditionally. Is this too weird and far-fetched to write about?

that's not a fetish, monsieur. it's called Common Sense Philosophy

I hope you make it 'cause I'd like to read such a book

I was about to reply suggesting this as well.
t. ticklefag

memeing aside I've written tons of erotic fiction, but I've never had the guts to post it online

kek

>tfw you have a 1,300 page erotic journal documenting all of your sexual fantasies in short story style

I hope I lose it in a HD wipe before I die.

underrated post

put me in the screen cap yo

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>tfw you've written erotic fanfiction that heavily features your fetishes

In his day infidelity would qualify. Which he participated in and wrote about.

better than the original

So bizarre that television writers have been doing it for 60 years?

>subtly writing your fetishes into your writing
>yfw your biggest fetish is happy, stable relationships and people tenderly taking care of each other

easy on those carrots Martin

Imagine a crossover between 50 Shades and 120 Days of Sodom (with a little bit of Hogg thrown in) that instead of being schlick fuel for housewives is just the exploration of the mental landscape of a very rich and successful person with all sorts of fucked up fetishes and how he eventually ruins the lives of everyone underneath him by trying to realize them.

It starts off with normalfag shit like BDSM, Tickling, Pregnancy, Feet, Piss, etc. to bait in the plebs and then segues into things like sounding, rodent crushing, genital abuse, and bestiality. The climax involves scat, necrophilia, pedophilia, vomit, gore, and fursuits.

Call it The Aristocrat

I have so many fetishes it's almost hard to keep track of. But I think only femdom has manifested itself very mildly in my writing in some form.

I like girls who look underage and I'm admitting it right now. Not OP though.

Tolkien
He just really loves nature though

There's a difference between writing a television script and having your book evolve into a television script during the process of you writing the series.

BTFO

who hasn't?

>The climax involves scat, necrophilia, pedophilia, vomit, gore, and fursuits.
add unbirth and you got yourself a story

Is that a fetish though?

I will give it to you this time.

Stoicism desu?