American "salad"

>american "salad"
>just take beans or pasta and slather them in mayonnaise
Un fucking believable.

macaroni salad is pretty good tho

just like aunt myrna used to make

>implying salad doesn’t have many different forms in America

We have no limits you fucking street cheetah

>eropean salad
>it's just rabbit food with sour juice on it

It's for classification purposes. Burritos are also defined as sandwiches in certain states. No fuck off.

yeah i can tell by your "pizza" you animal

Mayonnaise is basically the same as any other type of "dressing," retard.

>americans

>Mayonnaise:
>stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and either vinegar or lemon juice
You're a fucking retard.

mayo is not comparable to a nice vinaigrette you absolute slob

We're not arguing over what tastes better, retard.
Mayo is still technically a "dressing," so dishes that use it are still considered "salads."
Salad doesn't require lettuce.

Hey, real american pizza has a delicious smokey flavor you can't beat!

The ultimate comfort food.

>eat beans with a fried egg on top
>wholesome meal
>eat eggs with mayo
>le triggured

>eggs with mayo

I'm Australian, I like pasta salad especially on a crusty roll with some thick cut ham

American-based shitposting is the laziest kind of trolling you can do.

when you live in a land where "salad" = macaroni and cheese you can't call anyone else lazy

Damn now I'm craving it. A big ol' vinegary blob of that garbage straight from the big tub at the deli counter. That's good eating.

"You're just mad because you're the subject of the shitpost" replies are just as lazy.

Yeah, it's called egg salad.

>salad

in russia we eat something a bit similar on new years

Id say about 50% of Americans dont like these """"""salads""""""". Its never the most popular dish at a pot luck and the person who brings it is only a little less of a piece of shit than the person who brings the paper plates or the chips (crisps).

have you taken a survey you massive faggot
i hate when people pull percentages out of their ass based on nothing

i'm pretty sure that is the fault of the German immigrants.

Yeah, obviously this is based on my personal experiance. I figured that was implied. I guess i didnt take retards into account.

No one's forcing you to eat it. Just let others enjoy what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

enjoy it if you want you fat fuck but don't sit there and pretend you're eating salad

What fucking state regulates burritos?

That looks like how I imagine Russia must smell

>he doesn't like pizza soup

epic prank xD

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