ITT post foods that make you ridiculously fucking farty

ITT post foods that make you ridiculously fucking farty

go kill yourself

I have tried many times

falafel, never fails, dunno why, usually fine with chickpeas otherwise.

Brussel Sprouts and cabbage.

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>Brussel Sprouts
This. Works like a charm.

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My digestive system made sounds ive never heard before.

Then came the explosive liquid shits

Every time.

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My dad always complains about hummus making him gassy. I haven't found anything that makes me fart a lot though.

hummus gives him hamas

I once ate a whole pack of dried and sulphur treated apricots and let loose the most lethal farts I have ever experienced in my almost 44 years on this planets. The roaches under the bed keeled over. Anything with sulphur is deadly, just like way overcooked eggs that have turned green.

Onions.
I'm afraid to make French onion soup for dates (it is a perfect date dish otherwise)

If I'm moving I'm farting. There are no non-gassy foods.

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Motherfucking sauerkraut. Love it so much, but gives me the hot farts.

>98% fat-free*
So it's %2 fat*?

Ate a few of these the other day and the next day I was farting at least every 5 minutes

Try harder.

Thats a nice , spicy download

Smoked hard boiled eggs.

hummus it's made of chickpeas, and all legumes make you fart a lot


for me is the fucking milk

My bum is watering just looking at this

Mushrooms. No matter how they are prepared they cause intense gas.

It's probably a laxative

Anything with Kashi on the label

Cabbage

Chili

worst farts of my entire life were after trying Kashi Go Lean cereal, never again

Why is "hunger" in all caps?

stouts and ales, still drink them all the time