Going to Smashburger in a couple hours. Which burger should I get?

Going to Smashburger in a couple hours. Which burger should I get?

Baja Burger

avocado club.

Avacado club, big beef, with sweet potato fries, and an unsweet tea.

Classic smash

Buffalo is best imo.

I do not eat beefburgers.

Either the Classic, or the Truffle Mushrrom Swiss. Those are my two favorites.

>order "create your own burger"
>cashier looks at me and smirks
>confused, I say, "what?"
>he hands me a spatula
>leads me around the counter back into the kitchen where I find myself standing in front of the grill
>confused, I look down at the cookware as the reality of the situation slowly sinks in
>about to grab a patty and throw it on the grill
>I hear him loudly clear his throat from behind me
>I look over, he's holding out an outstretched open hand
>take out my wallet and pay him the $5.79
>he's still holding out his hand, now jiggling it a little
>I take $3 for the tip and give it to him
>reluctantly proceed to "create my own burger"
Never again will I order that shit.

What is smash sauce? I hope it's not cum

Probably ketchup and mayo like very other special sauce

Think I'll go with the Avocado club.
I'll add a fried egg to it if I can.

Creare your own burger, then order them to put every ingredient that other listed burgers have on your custom burger.

Demand a cardboard crown as well.

Two quarter Porkies with cheese, one McGrease, no cheese, Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese, and Appley Pie with meat.

In case anyone cares

what are haystack onions? Thin sliced, breaded and fried onion straws?

go with the BBQbaconCheddar

Spinach, cucumber, and goat cheese

Yeah I think that's what those are. I didn't get them tho
Last time I did, they got all soggy by the time I got home and I already had grilled onions

don't forget your blood pressure medication

I normally don't eat junkfood.
But I watched an anime where they made burgers look really tasty

Truffle Mushroom Swiss is unbeatable.

>costs $1 more to not get bacon.

Literally where's the beef?

Bleu cheese, mushroom, and swiss

Smash is so fucking good

They all come with beef.
You can also get veggie burger and turkey burger with the same toppings.

Where did it go then?

Under the fried egg.
What you see in the middle is a fried egg not a bun

Why does the triple double cost more than the bacon triple double?

lol

Im confused. Why is the Bacon Triple Double less than the regular Triple Double?