ITT: Your TOP5 best and worst cuisine in the world

ITT: Your TOP5 best and worst cuisine in the world

Best
1-Italian
2-Portuguese
3-Brazilian
4-French
5-Argentinian

Worst
1-German
2-Russian
3-Chinese
4-Bolivian
5-American

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Best:
>Mexican
>Danish
>Greek
>American
>Vietnamese

Worst:
>British
>German
>French
>Chinese
>Italian

best
>french
>italian
>spanish
>japanese
>dutch

worst
>english
>scottish
>german
>mexican
>russian

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Man seriously fuck you guys.

What is good about Dutch food?

best
>anything but korean
>anything but korean
>anything but korean
>anything but korean
>anything but korean
worst
>korean
>korean
>korean
>korean
>korean

>Worst
>1-German
OP: basement-dwelling soyboy who only knows pork knuckles on sauerkraut as the only German dish ... from a picture he saw once.

>This is from porn, isn't it? I can tell.
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>Portuguese
>Brazilian
>Argentinian
You know why they call it the Iberian peninsula?
Cuz I buryin' my penis in your ass for being such a faggot.

this

BEST
1. American
2. Indian
3. Italian
4. Mexican
5. British

WORST
1. Filipino
2. Scottish
3. Peruvian
4. Dutch
5. Korean

best
1. chinese
2. indian
3. korean
4. pakistani
5. canadian

worst
1. american
2. japan
3. tokyo
4. africa
5. mexico

>Best
>1-Italian
Opinion discarded.

best
1 korean
2 mexican
3 american
4 brazilian
5 french

worst
1 transdnstrian
2 malawian
3 kenyan
4 zimbabwean
5 congolese

Best:
1.) American
2.) Italian
power gap
4.) Americanized oriental food
5.) Oriental food

Worst:
1.) Greek
2.) Mexican (fuck your beans)
3.) Any trendy ethnic food

Welp.

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>best
>1 korean

gee wonder where youre from

East coast least coast.

Best
>Italia
>Thai
>Isreali
>Greek
>Mexican

Worst
>American
>Brit
>Russia
>Turkish
>Polish

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Best
1. Mexican
2. Thai
3. Italian
4. American
5. Japanese

Worst
1. Chinese
2. Vietnamese
3. British
4. Korean
5. Some shit I haven't tried yet but will hate it when I do.

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>Be me
>Be brazilian
>I just want to make a thread about brazilian cuisine and how good Feijoada and Coxinhas are
>The thread will be full of UMA DELICIA and SOPA DE MACACO
>I just fucking hate Betinho
>Why that fucker had to use a MACACO as an ingredient?

Best (in order from best on down):
>Mexican (Mexican Mexican, not Tex Amex)
>Brazilian
>Japanese
>Cuban
>Greek

Worst (from not complete worst to absolute worst):
>Chinese (actual Chinese Chinese)
>Italian
>German
>Russian
>British

1. French
2. Chinese
3. Italian
4. Thai/North African (close tie)
5. Greek

Worst (starting with the worst of the worst)
1. Filipino
2. Korean
3. Free gap
4. Slavic
5. Mexican

Argentina is not in the Iberian Peninsula, faggot

People from the Iberian peninsula colonized Argentina and Brazil dum dum. Looks like I poked ya too hard the first time and popped what little brain you possessed out ya ears.

Argentina is not in the Iberian Peninsula, faggot.

Your best is pretty gud. I have a hard time with the worst tho. I just don't hate that many cuisines. Can't think of one desu. Maybe Vietnamese? But I haven't tried it enough to really despise it.

best
french
italian
roman
indian by non-indians
danish

worst
indian by indians
american
westernised chinese
post-world war british
I couldn't think of a 5th cuisine without merit

>Danish

Denmark doesn't even have a cuisine of it's own. It's a sad mix of German, Dutch & other Scandinavian dishes, all mixed up into one sad tasteless potato & fish mush.

Literally nothing. Stroopwafels are alright I guess.

He didn't say it was, are you like 6 years old and just got your first map, or what?

Neither is Brazil retard

Best
>Ethiopian
>Mexican
>Mediterranean
>Japanese
>Caribbean

Worst
>Central American
>North Indian
>African, not Ethiopian or Northern
>Argentine
>North American

no

incorrect.

Yes.

Samefag.

>samefag
no

Look, Danefag, nobody cares about your shitty just-another-Northern-European starch & protein shitfest. Nobody with any sense of irony can list Denmark as the best and then immediately list German as the worst. You'd have to be stupid or Danish to do something like that.

Best:
>(((authentic))) Mexican
>Indian
>Spanish
>Italian
>Japanese

Worst:
>Russian
>Vietnamese
>American
>Turkish
>Korean

Best
1-Japanese
2-French
3-Indian
4-English
5-Chinese

Worst
1-African
2-Russian
3-Korean
4-Scandinavian
5-American

Lots of fried stuff. Fried pastry, fried meat balls.

Wonderful cheeses.

Yeah their Gouda and edam inspired like half of all European hard cheese. The other half being of italian/Swiss origin.

best
>Indonesian
>Italian
>Spanish
>Thai
>Japanese

I won't even bother putting a worst

BEST:
French. period. They literally wrote the book and all the definitions of how to cook.

Cajun-Creole. Being French people that somehow survived in America.

Italian. Who doesn't like pasta?

Barbecue. Because meat tastes good.

I don't like pasta. Everything else you've said is spot on. French cuisine objectively best cuisine.

>Mediocrity
>The post.

Best: American
Worst: The Rest

Shut up, rockeater

Jesus Christ everything about this post screams pleb. I don't like using that word but i can't think of one more appropriate

I think perhaps you've never experienced authentic French cuisine. The French have a beautiful expression (not surprising, given that French is the most beautiful language) to describe unfortunates like you. "Le fag".

>Best
>4-French
>Worst
>1-German
>5-American

somalia, actually

NON-CONTROVERSIAL RANKINGS WE CAN ALL AGREE ON WITHOUT ANY INFIGHTING:
Best:
Thai
Indian
Italian
Chinese
American

Worst:
Scandinavian
Fillipino
Russian
Mexican
Ethiopian

Boring but brainwashed/indoctrinated masses rate them highly:
French
Japanese
Brazilian
Spanish
Persian

Nigger i am of French linage and my family is very cajun. I know what French food is. It's really not that special. It just stands out against the bland garbage the English and other European countries make. Then you have idiots like yourself who gravitate to the class distinction that again stands out against most other country's food. French food requires a semblance of skill and attention unlike the fast majority of cooking, that's why it's so focused on by the culinary world. It's why it seems higher class because retards literally can't prepare it. That's why it has the reputation it does. It's like old German cars, they're very complex and well made, but they're not the fastest or the most luxurious. They're just very distinct.

this guy gets it
going to point out though that 99% of the time "Chinese" is "Americanized Chinese"
authentic chinese is fucking disgusting

American versions of food are generally better. All that means is that we took the best shit they had and made it better and prepared with standards. Like Thai food is fucking delicious and that guy is right with the ranking. Not only is it amazing it's also got some of the most complex flavor profiles. But i have no desire to go to some shit hole restaurant in Thailand. Terrible dirty country. Rather just steal their best chefs and eat better versions of it here.

It's not even that. The English nobles were literally gaga over anything French. They overrated French to a very high degree and told the rest of the world to do so as well. It's literally English hegemony over the world and their insecurity about their own cuisine that made French seem the de facto "fancy" cuisine around the world. In short, just another in a long list of blunders by the English that the world, and especially America, is still paying for (by way of 2-3 fancy dinners a year) to this day.

There's a difference between Americanized Thai or Chinese, which is crap, and the good Chinese or Thai available in America, which is amazing.

thank fuck someone else understands this

Fine choices, but I would throw Thai and Japanese into the best category.

There's a difference between good and crap Thai or Chinese in Thailand and China as well. What a dumb thing to say, and no to the point you're trying to make. I don't think you realize how different these dishes are when served here versus an "authentic" restaurant in some town. "Americanized" simply means altered for a western clientele. "American" is not a synonym for crap you pretentious fuck. I bet you're the same guy who's rating French food as the best in the world.

>Best
1. Thai/Vietnamese (tie)
2. South of Mexico city Mexican
3. North of Mexico City Mexican (and texmex)
4. Italian
5. Greek

>Middle
1. Chinese (American and authentic)
2. Scandinavian
3. American
4. German
5. French

>Worst
1. Finnish (I lived in Helsinki for a couple years it's not horrible but there's a lot of gross fermented rye)
2. Middle-eastern
3. Japanese (besides sushi and sashimi nothing is worth eating it's all just watery broth or knockoff American diner food)
4. Middle-American (can't even eat ground beef anymore I was turned off to it because i was born in fucking Indiana)
5. Black-American (I lived in the Hispanic part of east Chicago but when I went to black people's homes it was always nasty slop or frozen vegetables)

Are you even American? Americanized Thai or Chinese is a distinct animal to the more authentic places. It's not a matter of better or worse. There are good and bad places for both.

Best
>French
>Japanese
>Cajun
>Creole
>Irish

Worst
>Mexican
>Italian
>Finnish
>Indian
>Any country that eats bugs

Rus here,
Whats wrong with Russian food? I never thought it was so bad...

>i am of French linage and my family is very cajun

Poor thing. His French blood has been diluted to the point that he is incapable of possessing anything like intellect or taste!

Si triste :( [spoiler]in all seriousness though dude, I'm just larpin'. I'm genuinely sorry if I really pissed you off[/spoiler]

>Best
Thai
Indian
Russian
Greek
Lebanese

>Worst
English """Indian""" food (aka overly fatty, creamy, and unspicy slop)
English
Chinese
American
Vietnamese

Best
>yoshoku (japanese take of western dish
>italian
>arabic/persian
>chinese (specifically the southern chinese)

Worst
>filipino
>african (especially SSA cooking)
>hawaiian (too much spam)
>polynesian
>"continental" fusion

Meh
>washoku (most of them are broth based and centered upon fish)
>french
>baltic "cuisine" which is just yo average turk cuisine except with pork
>korean
>mexican
>others ranging from half decent/passable to almost bad

Best:
1) Norwegian
2) Swedish
3) Finnish
4) German
5) Danish

Worst:
1) African
2) Middle Eastern
3) Asian
4) Mexican
5) Indian

obviously you think its fine.

I've never had Russian food before, but I had an Uzbek dish at a Russian restaurant and it was pretty shitty. What do you think of Uzbek food?

Best:

>Chinese (the real deal)
>French
>Italian

Worst

>Russian
>Finnish
>Dutch

There's a Russian/uzbek restaurant near where i live, and i go there every once in a while, it's pretty nice honestly!

>yoshoku (japanese take of western dish
>best
>spaghetti with ketchup sauce

>I had an Uzbek dish at a Russian restaurant
You're almost certainly talking about plov, which is perhaps the only genuinely good central asian dish.

Uzbek food is mainly things like plov, samsas, kebabs and tandoori bread. With the exception of plov, none of their dishes are very complex or interesting, yet they also don't contain any ingredients that a person is likely to dislike. That's why you'll find that nobody hates Uzbek food, but nobody loves it either. Utter mediocrity.

Also it's funny that for the first time in my life I see Uzbek cuisine being discussed on Veeky Forums during the month I just happen to be in Uzbekistan.

man, you're gonna have a bad time in a few years

best
1. cum
2. cum
3. cum
4. cum
5. cum

Worst
everything else

stroopwafels, licorice, cheese, herring, croquettes (do not get them from fastfood vending machines), bitterballs and poffertjes

No need to list your own cuisine five times, Swede.

Lorena Garcia

BEST
1. French
2. Indian
3. Mexican
4. Greek
5. British

WORST
1. Filipino
2. Scottish
3. Peruvian
4. Dutch
5. Korean

cod roe spaghetti

Worst

Nordic
Middle east
South America
Central Asia
Africa

Japanese eat more than just traditional cuisine.

Mexican food is bananas and monkey meat, cut with a machete

in my humble opinion

i like

korean
mexican
spanish


and i dont seem to like american food at all
i mean it's all good but you get tired of seeing macdonalds and apple pies

your right. they eat tiny pizzas with corn on top, and spaghetti in tiny girly servings with corn on top.
i lived in japan and yoshoku sucks fuck you faggot.

PORTUGUESE CUSINE NR.2 XDDDDDD
BRAZILIAN CUISINE NR.3 XDDDD
ARGENTINIAN CUISINE 5 XDDDDDD8DDD

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>Russian cuisine is bad
>Any Slav cuisine to some extent is bad

What the fuck? Can you point it out, please?
Russian\Slav cuisine is pretty hearty and is good overall.
inb4: food gore of shitty russian cookwives

Mexican food is definitely the best. Nothing else really competes.

please stop triggering the 18-24 year old white male assmad snowflakes.

Are you kidding me, authentic Chinese is so good. I'd kill for a bowl of biang biang mian.
But anyway China is so big we don't even know what Chinese food are we talking about.
Cantonese? Sichuan? Qingzhen? Lu/Shandong? And the list goes on.

>biang biang mian
We are talking about China. Not Mexico.

Best
1 - Italian
2 - Argentinian
3 - Brazilian
4 - Austrian
5 - French

Worst
1 - Korean
2 - German
3 - British
4 - The "gourmet" stuff in Brazil
5 - Some of the American stuff

...

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I'd love to stick it in here