It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You...

huh what

OP is, as always, a faggot.

When I was 14, my Dad told me: "you are old enough to drink, here's a beer". And I loved it. The first half, at least.

You Americans just have shitty beer.

t. German

water yeast doesn't taste good
doesn't matter he country you obsessed yuropoors

>You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust
>recoiled in disgust
That projecting. I had my first taste of beer when I was around 8 or 10 and it was pretty good. t. Slav

The Germans have it right, I tried German beer for the first time recently and it blew 99% of the other beers I've had out of the water.

>You Americans just have shitty beer.
>just

Things have changed, Hans. We have plenty of outstanding beer now. Yeah, we still have shitty beer, but only retards drink that swill.

Is this some internal dialogue you say when a beer is put in front of you?

> this many people not recognizing a captcha
How new can you possibly be

>We don't drink that watery stuff, we drink Beck's
Thanks for your input

Becks is mostly for export.

Beer is for fun, liquor is for alcoholics.

Everywhere I went in Berlin served Beck's

That's what makes it even worse. This isn't the first time.

i completely fucking agree OP. Beer faggotry is the same as wine faggotry. Booze is about getting drunk. if wine and beer didn't have alcohol in them, they wouldn't even exist. Everclear and OJ, Everclear and energy drink are the only 2 drinks you need.

but stout is literally the best

>whiskey
Another drink for insecure manbabies who have to force themselves through horrendous drinks to prove how manly they are.

t. never tried some actual good scotch

Nice projection dude

Strong alcohol objectively tastes awful. Whiskey, vodka, gin all of it is clearly meant to be mixed with other things to take away the edge of the alchohol. People who lie about enjoying it straight are just trying to show off. It's pathetic watching you try hards take you sip of overpriced fire water and try and keep a straight face, finally expelling the tension in a "ahhhh", deperately hoping everyone misunderstood your sigh for being contentment. We all know what that sigh after sipping spirits really is. We all laugh at you.

>Being this mad over having the palate of a child that you tell yourself this
I unironically cringed.

Reminder that someone posted this same thread on Veeky Forums and it got moved here so we have a literal duplicate of this shit bait in the catalog.

I used to agree with OP when I was still a teenager because I hadn't developed a taste for beer yet. Don't worry, OP, you'll grow out of it.

>im a real man

Thanks for proving my point nerd.

you're projecting so hard that i'm pretty sure this is just poor bait, and i'm one to not immediately discard everything as such.

where in his post did he even imply that? he said you have the palate of a child, and based on your posts you do lol

b-beer actually totally sucks everyone!!! stop acting like you like beer even if you do!! liquor too!!

I like sipping whiskey straight, its smooth and i like the bite.have you ever considered maybe people like things you don't like?

if someone replies with some le reddit spacing bullshit than it'll completely cement this as a troll thread imo

If your boose doesn't come in a hay covered bottle does it even count?

>You, like so many other men
the majority of Veeky Forums is female

Faggots like OP just can't accept that some people love beer. Beer in my culture isn't a manly thing at all, women drunk as much beer as the men.

Of course this thread could just be bait.

I rarely drink but beer goes really well with some food, just like wine.

>Of course this thread could just be bait.

Hmm, really makes you think.

I agree with OP, but i also think that there are people who can actually enjoy beer. But no one can deny that there is a huge amount of people who drink it just because they are told that it'a a manly drink, and they are the ones who will call you a pussy just because you don't like that fucking piss juice.

>clearly meant to be mixed with other things

Alcoholic cocktails as a concept are much younger than most spirits, only really becoming a "thing" in the mid 1800's

>ribbit space xD

Kill yourself

>a captcha
lol

This is just wrong. If you are thirsting for a sugar-blitzed skittles colored drink then just eat a bag of candy. Beer is ancient, complex, and choice of the working man. There is more expression and breadth of flavor in one style of beer than all oversweetened "cocktails."

I don't care for beer as a drinking session-drink. It's so damn filling that having a glass leaves me feeling like I've eaten a light meal. It's good for an afternoon pickmeup before you have to get back to work, but if I'm sitting down at a bar I want whiskey or rum.

>"Not long ago I invited a prohibitionist to supper, and induced him to drink a horn of Pilsner, assuring him that it wouldn't hurt him and hoping that it would cure him of his mania. He confessed afterward that its effects were surprisingly pleasant and harmless. He retained the use of his so-called faculties, and was aware of no impulse to kick over the table or brain the waiter. But he felt that he had to object to something, and so he objected to the taste. "It is," he said, "too bitter. I'd like it better if it were sweet." Fancy that, Hedda! Pilsner too bitter! That fellow, when he gets to heaven, will object to the fact that angels have wings."

Sorry, I'll stick to Amaro

>t. Alcoholic

Lang lebe Bayern. Was ist dein Lieblingsbier?

I literally got warned for writing
*blocks your path* and posting a picture of a heinekin beer bottle. I was the first post.

Meanwhile you have these posts
which are literally the exact same as my post but they are apparently fine. Also ignore the fact that we have this troll thread on a tri weekly basis thats totally ok. fucking neck yourself biased cunt

@9798774
I already responded to this exact same thread last week, so this post is all (you) get.

Is that one of those guys from david lynch movies?

>t. Faggot who drinks Bud/Coors Lite
>Not drinking beer from local breweries
I seriously hope none of you do this.
Pic related, what I'm drinking tonight

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Good beer is good, you lousy faggot.

>thinks anything besides ale or barleywine is "beer"
>can't get past the oh-no-icky :P bitterness to enjoy the rich, complex and varied flavor of hops
>has never been to a brewery
>has never been to a taphouse
>has never felt the special kind of drunk you can only get from drinking an entire pint of 13% ABV barleywine in less than 30 minutes
>has never even LIVED
>calls me a child

so why is this a copypasta now what did we do wrong again

>Berlin served Beck's
that's because prussians north of the Weißwurstäquator can't into brewing beer
in general their cuisine is bong tier bad and absolutely irrelevant

A lot of bourbon is just dandy on its own. Not to mention meme shit like southern comfort or crown

I hate the "Le Shit American Beer Meme"

We had tons of german immigrants and they were the ones that opened the major American breweries. Even in colonial times people brewed their own english style Ales for daily consumption. The shit beer came about in the 50s with the postwar boom along with the rest of processed foods. America has a history of good beer. Just because that tradition isnt as old as germany doesnt mean that its always been bad. There was a brief period of junk beer and now every damn town has a local brewery.

Yes. I was tired. Go ahead and have a laugh.

Order liquor then soy boy

So you’re mad that you responded to a troll thread, and were justifiably scolded? Cry me a fucking river. Life isn’t always fair princess. Just because one guy didn’t get in trouble for shitting on the sidewalk doesn’t mean it’s okay for you to do it.

Also, for all you know, they were warned as well.

Beer is delicious
The taste makes me happy
I generally have a single bottle of one of my favorite beers every day, for the flavor
Why can't you be more tolerant of people who are different from you, OP?

>ayn rand

lol

>we had tons of German immigrants and they were the ones that opened the major American breweries

No. I’m not even being elitist, but those breweries became Americanized. It’s the same reason that a Mexican guy owning a Mexican restaurant in fucking Idaho will never be comparable to real Mexican food.
They ended up catering to the American taste of the time.

I’ve tried local brewed beer, and it’s great. But none of them can even compare to a Guinness, let alone a decent German beer.

Just for the record, I’m born and raised American.

Whiskey isn't for when you want to get drunk. You either waste like 40$ of good whiskey to get shitfaced or you take the cheap stuff that tastes horrible. Better off with something else if you really want to get drunk

Guinness is shit. Worst stout. Get the fuck out of my country

>S-so what if Germans brew watery flavorless beer and enjoy drinking it along with the rest of the world. American beer still sucks because it's watery and flavorless. Omg I hate America so much
German pilsner is a style of beer hundreds of years old, maybe almost 1000 years, and it is widely celebrated.

Yes, there are better stouts then the more known and sold ones. No, Guinness is NOT shit you ungrateful piece of dung.

Not being able to grasp that people have a different perspective on things is a sign of autism, OP. Might want to get that checked out if you honestly believe that just because you don't like the taste of beer, everyone else must just be pretending.

There’s no germans in Berlin.

Proof? I see this shilled often but I'd like to see some proof.

I didn't say or imply that, dumbass.

>not thinking craft lagers are beer
The most popular beers in Germany are Oettinger and Krombacher, which are also pisswater

America makes better beer these days

You're wrong as fuck, American beer was mostly piss before the 1950s. PBR, Coors, Budweiser, etc. have all been around since the 1800s

But with the craft beer movement, America now has the best beer in the world, with the possible exception of Belgium.

Guinness is not shit you pretentious dorky fag, especially not Extra Stout.

I must say, Modelo is really good for a widely distributed pale lager, I think it's a lot better than Budwesier and even a little better than Heineken

Negra Modelo is even better

Do Americans really believe this?

You do know that alcohol in general has a "bite" to it, right, Mr. Terrible-Bait-Man?

Most Americans don't know shit about beer, so no. But those who do, like me, know that the US makes some of the best beer in the world. Our standard beer being so bad led to a big craft beer movement, and now there are hundreds of breweries making outstanding beers.

Yeah Bud and Coors are bad, but most Europeans drink Heineken and Carlsberg which are only marginally better

It actually takes more skill to brew a beer like bud than it does to make an IPA or pale ale.
Any retard can throw a ton of hops into a beer.

Not all IPAs/APAs are created equal

Based OP telling it how it is, I only drink cocktails now

why are so obsessed with trying to relate with a third hand shitty experience?
Normal people start drinking beer and it's okay. No machoman, just enjoying a fermented cereal drink.

>Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

Nice fallacy there, hoss.
You know what normal people do when wifey ask for some white alcohol with fruit juice?
You ask for a distilled beer a.k.a. whiskey. Maybe with some fruit juce if you feel fancy

>grape juice and tequila infused slushies
How can women drink vomit inducing concoctions such as this and not stand beer?

I can't fucking stand tequila. I have chugged vodka before, but goddamn tequila is foul, even in margarita form. One of my "friends" is a serious alcoholic that guzzles margaritas like crazy, and claims that beer is gross.

With beer, I'll drink anything, but I mostly drink cheap stuff. Undeniably the most foul beer I tasted was a craft beer, a 10% abv pumpkin and bourbon flavored concoction. The imperial stout I had immediately before that was one of the best beers I've had.

I usually drink really cheap shit like King Cobra, Milwaukee's Best Ice, Natural Ice, Icehouse, etc. A cheap buzz just to get drunk. Malt liquors and ice beers are the cheapest source of alcohol, even outclassing cheap vodka in the best case scenario (30 packs), and fairly palatable. Not packed with taste, but good for the price.

That's because you posted an unfunny /tv/ quality meme, but that shouldn't have been a problem considering that this is a /tv/ quality bait thread.

FPBP

I honestly enjoy the taste of beer

This is true. Vodka and rum are better choices if your only goal in drinking is to get drunk

>Yeah Bud and Coors are bad, but most Europeans drink Heineken and Carlsberg which are only marginally better
This always kills me.

> ITT: fags who dont know about the art of
> drinking beer
> sheeple who think american water is 'beer'
> heady topper is one of the few good american beers
> try westvleteren once or rochefort 10

You dont know shit about good beer

It actually tastes bad. I never understood why should anyone ever drink something that bitter, I'd take water every time.
The only reason I'm still buying beer, from time to time, is to taste new stuff but I already know that it's going to be worse than water.
And I actually have tasted beers in the whole Europe so I do know what I'm talking about - even if it's true that american beers are worse.

>the """""art"""""" of drinking beer
Yeah, okay Hans.

Nah man I enjoy it, if you don't that's fine.

Why do you retards always say this? It's never been true

There's very little outside of pricier liqueurs and cider that I actually like the taste of. If I'm going to get drunk I may as well just get it over with quick and just order high percentage stuff if the prices are decent. I don't understand how people can willingly get drunk on beer. The amount of time I spend pissing and feeling bloated isn't worth it.

beer is delicious but whiskey is better. I'll try a sip of my girlfriend's liquid cavities but I couldn't imagine downing a whole one.

Krombacher is decent. Maybe not world class, but way better than Becks, Carlsberg, Bud etc. I wouldn't complain if I had to drink it all night.