What’s the food like at a strip joint buffet?

for me its bome fries

i was saying applebees is fucken horrible. are you really this dense?

I was agreeing with you

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this is in rhode island. morning breakfast buffet for drunks and perverts.

Sometimes I think I should have been born a lesbian woman, because I fucking love eating pussy.

if youre a straight man, i dont see what the issue is

There's not one really, just kind of an amusing fantasy I guess? I feel completely comfortable as a straight male, but I feel I'd most likely be equally comfortable as a gay female. You know, besides all the stigmas and issues with society that comes with. Although, I have noticed some of the women I've slept with didn't really seem all that into me performing oral and just wanted to get on with the penetration. Which is fine and all, I just really enjoy the act of giving pleasure even if I'm not directly receiving any myself. Gives me that warm and cozy feeling like when you give your good friend a Christmas gift he really appreciates, except in a sexual way. Subscribe to my blog for more gay shit no one cares about.

The couple I've been to actually had a pretty good breakfast spread. Nothing fancy, but everything tasted pretty damn good and didn't get me sick

red pill me on strip clubs, never had an interest in going to one. is it a fun experience?

Only if you are a non-virgin

I wish to eat that

If you have friends yeah it's okay

Guess they're okay if you're okay with paying for sexual favors, which always struck me as creepy and kind of rapey.

>Dies of HPV

They're shit, I've been dragged to a handful (Chad friends)
Lower-class ones are full of junkies and the girls are ugly
Upper-class ones are full of small-time celebrities and rich middle easterners, so you'll be competing for attention and will get the ugly girls unless you want to pay $400 for a bottle of Patron. Some will actually throw you out if you're not spending enough money (not the ones I've been to but another friend has been to an exclusive club with a fairly well-known rapper)
There's really no reason to go other than as a novelty. The sexual aspect of it is masochistic at best- you have a girl shaking her tits in your face but you're not allowed to touch them or do anything unless you want your skull cracked by bouncers. If you're willing to pay for sexual action just get a mid-price hooker.

How about buffets at FKK clubs?

i can pretty much feel this feel.

i heard about these, they serve a shitload of good free food at some of the german brothels. also heard they started cutting back on the free buffets in the last couple of years. what are some good FKK buffets to go to?

They're alright when you're with your mates on a night out and want to see some decent girls get their tits out. The cheaper ones are shit though, went to one that was a strip club downstairs and a brothel upstairs, the women were all gross looking and the whole place smelled mildly of old cum.

This would be perfect for Veeky Forums. Eating good food while summoning the courage to talk to the ladies. If all else fails, theres still food.

HOLY FUCK. Came here to talk about eggs and legs. It's perverted, disgusting and glorious and I don't even like women. Federal Hill represent.

Anyone have some FKK buffet pics?

The food is about the level you'd expect from a bag of frozen X heated in a chafing dish. Not terrible, but meh. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they just emptied bags of frozen hot wings out into the chafing dish and called it a day, for example.
Entertainment and alcohol notwithstanding, for what you pay on the cover to get in for the buffet in the first place is simply not worth it if it doesn't include a drink or two. If you're worrying just about the food, hit a Chinese buffet instead.

Typically terrible. Not sure what you expected. It's not like you're going there for the food.

>legs n eggs
That'd be a good name for a strip club.

I literally just finished watching that episode of Crashing

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A strip club here on my city offered food and drinks like burgers pizza and chicken wings the lightly clothed girls will bring your food almost naked

Pretty good

Only the good ones unless you like feeling creepy

the thought of eating out a stripper makes me sick to my stomach.

I've just finished working in a western Australian gold mining town. The bars had "skimpies" which were low class strippers flown in from out of state to serve beer and food to toothless miners who had just clocked off. They also worked 6am to 9am. To catch the nightshift crew. Hilariously there was only a couple bars in town so the old ladies having drinks and the bachelorette parties wound up getting served by those same skimpies. Food was garbage.

That show is alright, maybe two good episodes. The second season looks like it's going to be more romantic in nature. Will probably not be as good.

me too, kiddo

I ate a strippers ass once when I was an 18yr old virgin.

I heard of a manager who would send a lot of employees to New York on business. A lot of these employees would have receipts for "steak" at this same place, for expenses. So, when he was in town, he decided to see what was so good about this steak that the majority of his workers were all getting it... It was a strip club and they didn't even serve food!

Never been to a strip club buffet, but they have fairly decent food (Dennys level at least) in the strip clubs in portland.

After a great Clutch show several years ago one of my good friends and I spent Easter morning in a strip club, because it was my friends first visit to portland and he wanted to eat steak and eggs in a strip club. We ate a pretty good steak and eggs, and then spent like 3 hours just chilling out, chatting with the strippers who had to work on Easter (one older gal who looked like a lower rent Lisa Ann, one black girl who was insanely good looking, and one girl obviously on drugs), and honestly it's the best Easter I've ever had.

Funniest part was drug girl introduced herself to us by saying "you guys want to see something weird?"

If I ever find a wife, I want her to open with that.

it varies.

Why do you think every single strip join has the same food? For the most part strip joints have subpar food but there are certain places where they have above average food.

see: Atlanta

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Rachel's actually has a decent steak, albeit pricey.

I was friends with a stripper and lurked with a few of her acquaintances for about a month. ... you know, I'm not going to greentext 3 pages of stories, since meeting her 20 years ago and being exposed to her for only a month:

>I have never stepped foot in a strip club
>I have no respect for servers
>I assume everyone in the sex industry is on crack
>I can't get turned on by mainstream porn (amateur, home-made movies only)
>My overall respect for women dropped by about 30% and has yet to recover.

You need to go to better clubs mate. Mine are full nude and you can touch.

it was intended as an insult you dumb idiot

we have this thing we like to call "operation rigatoni"
every weekend theres a pop up speakeasy strip club, only people in the know are told the whereabouts and you will get the location texted to you. The ratio of girls to men is about 5:1 and they aren't old busted strippers, they are college (maybe some highschool) girls looking to make some easy money
then around 2am they star rolling in italian food they get catered from whatever restaurant happens to be near by

its a need to know type of place. You just tell the wife or gf you're going out to dinner with the guys...not technically a lie

I will never understand people who claim to not enjoy oral sex. I can only assume they've had some near-traumatic oral in the past and are just worried about 'Nam style flashbacks. Because oral sex is the best sex.

I've always hated oral sex (giving and receiving) and never had a nam trauma

I did once try it on a white chick and it smelled like she had a dead rat inside her. not making that mistake again, never put your face near the crotch of a race that's afraid of bathing and general hygiene

Rule of thumb is if you can't comfortably leave your face near her armpits her pussy is vile.

Best Salisbury steakbive ever encountered , albeit not part of a buffet, was at a titty bar

Sounds humiliating. Why would anyone pay to get blue balls at a strip club or anythibg similar. Unless the girl takes the back and steers your dick up her ass and lets you finish in her mouth, what exactly is fun about any of it?

That is so depressing. I bet guys in their twenties pay good money fuck those old whores.

Im honestly surprised portland allows strip clubs. What with the systemic oppression of females and all that good stuff.

Enjoy your throat cancer. Seriously though, good on you I guess.

You just linked two things I enjoy doing but had never linked before.

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Anyone who says "I don't eat pussy because le Romans didn't do it" wouldn't have the opportunity in the first place

the frencb fries are better. both go well with Bang's thyme-flavored root beer.

Strip club in montreal has a thanksgiving (canadian one) dinner that is apparenlty one of the most depressing sights in the world.

this desu

If we're so gay, where are the Romans now?

go to sizzlers and you'll find out. just stock up on antibiotics first. broad spectrum... fuck, all of the strains.

All strippers are prostitutes, just with high rates.
The whole business model is to entice men to the point where they can't stand it, then get them with something insane like $1000+ for a session. This is why you should never be the cuck who dates a stripper because "oh she doesn't actually do anything with the patrons".

You can look at it but you can't touch it.

Why do I get the impression the bitches would get pissed if I came there and just ate and drank while completely ignoring the fact that they are dick holsters? No laying down cash or ogling them, just treat them like standard wait staff. Food would be total shit, of course, but I want to see the reaction. Guessing it's the typical 1 dimensional dick holster train of thought response: "oh, he's gay," or, "I'm going to drain this perverted pig's wallet," with no in between.

A question for people who actually ate or do eat at strip joints: did/do you feel disappointed/disgusted/ashamed with yourself for going to a place like that? Or just in general, what was the mindset about the whole situation. Never really saw the appeal of getting publicly cockteased for money and with no release.

If Frank Bruni is to be believed, they like homos as long as they are cool homos:

nytimes.com/2007/02/28/dining/reviews/28rest.html

Not actually gay though.
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>Tuna Steak

Of course not 3===D

sounds like you need to work on your oral technique. do you regularly make your women cum while eating them out? My girlfriend constantly begs me to go down on her

Oh, shit, I'm gay now.

I used to do this all the time, user. I had already pissed away too much money on art school looking at nekkid people. I'd go because they had cheap drinks, heavy metal, massive bouncers to stop any fights, and they let me smoke cigarettes in there. I'd tell the girls straight-up that's why I was there and it was never a problem. A few of the cooler ones, I'd buy them a drink and chat with them between dances, but that was no different than buying a round at a bar.

I have once but it was a while ago. Share with me your tech user.

I've never eaten at a strip club, but I've been to a couple. The way I see it, if I'm going to get drunk surrounded by a bunch of other sad fucks, which I am, might as well do so while a drug addict shakes her tits in my face.

>tendies
I thought you had to be an adult to get into strip clubs

The laws vary in different places. In my state, only titty bars can serve alcohol while the full nude is dry. You can imagine the caliber of girls and patrons at the full nude dry bar. The full nude bar also stays open past last call.

I used to go to a sports bar which was attached to a strip club. If we felt like keeping the night going, we'd hang out at the nude bar for a while. It was sad when they bulldozed that place and built a Starbucks.

i get into chicken strip clubs

Lol

mostly crabs

> He needs to drink to have a good time
Alkie detected.

The club I go to gets around this by letting you buy a cup from them and then you can fill it with whatever you want that you bring yourself.

Its kind of a ripoff since if you want to drink alcohol you have to bring your own and they make you buy their cup but I'm at a strip cup pissing money away anyway so I just don't think about it. Plus then I can enjoy full nude and still drink.

who is she

I think they're talking about another kind of beef, user

Faggot loser detected, keep drinking soy you queer

>He needs a good time to have a good time
Faggot detected

just greentext a couple of them.

don't eat from strip club buffets, all the ones i've been to niggas just straight up grab shit from the buffets with their hands.

Thats disgusting

I dislike it because my bf is shit at it, his tongue is too pointy and raspy and he cannot get the rhythm and pressure right even though I tell him and show him, I even hold his finger and move it so he can feel exactly what I'm on about but he still fucks up.
I also worry he will get bored, which kills the vibe for me.
So not a trauma, more a disappointment, which I assume is the case for most women.

I've noticed a lot of the time, women can be quite self conscious about their vaginas. Whether they're worried about how it looks, or smells or tastes or whatever, they'll often hurry you onto the fucking until they know you better.

This really varies depending on where you are. If you're ever in Thailand, especially Pattaya, the girls will sit down on your lap and engage in mutual groping until you cum. Of course, they'd rather you waited on that, barfined them, and took them back to your hotel to fuck them all night, and maybe for the rest of your vacation, and perhaps marry them and take them to your first-world country, or at least send them money regularly because you feel sorry for them.

Yeah, sure, they're whores. Still fun to grope some hot young firm titties and ass.

lose the zero get a hero (i.e. me)

i'll rock your world bitch!