tfw delicious food makes you far undesirable lard-ass

> tfw delicious food makes you far undesirable lard-ass

If god exists. He is a masochist.

Funnily enough, jesus temptation in the desert is a good piece of philosophy, still relevant for fattymcgoo on a saracen camelriding board

You need to balance out your gluttony with your vanity.

just eat less of it??

>delicious food is often meat
>meat is high in protein
>protein gives you big muscles

God helps those who help themselves.

Don't overindulge. Too much of anything is bad, including water.

Added sugar and salt are jewish tricks. I find most industrial food disgusting after a diet with just fruit and desserts I've made myself.

>implying vegetables arent delicious
Learn how to cook instead of being an overweight shitposter and you might learn to appreciate food that isn't loaded with sugar and saturated fats.

There is this ancient and forgotten science that allowed people in the past to have tasty things yet still maintain a healthy weight and lifestyle. It was called Moderation. It revolves around the concept of having a little bit of something and balancing out everything so you don;t overdo any particular thing. An example might be not eating an entire cake but to only eat a small portion like about 1/8th or less of the cake. I know that seems impossible but it is the best way to do things.

Wouldn't God be a sadist instead of a masochist? Also all things in moderation and go for a jog, fatty.

No it's just because we evolved to crave food which would be rare in nature but provided the best reward of fat and energy. Now in our unnatural society of abundance where capitalist food corporations who exploit this to addict you to foods that would never be found in nature that combine sugars, fats and starch just to make money from your fat ass.

Seriously all these brainlets evoking sky dieties being responsible for perfectly explainable phenomenon.

a scarcity of things like salt and sugar and the amount of food in general is also a contributor. First world society has a problem with an overabundance of things.

>tfw favourite vegetable dish is kabocha tempura
I need to find more dishes I like that aren't fucking fried.

im intrigued, please explain further

>There is this ancient and forgotten science that allowed people in the past to have tasty things yet still maintain a healthy weight and lifestyle. It was called Moderation.

of course what you meant was,starvation. we have the current problem we have today simply because never ever before in the past did you have available to you the food you can find at any grocery store today. moderation was simply food costing at least three times as much as today, the unavailability of food, the primite systems of agriculture that produced laughable yields and a pretty shitty logistics and transportation systems which meant you would never get a lot of food.

>tfw when I eat more than everyone I know and remain effortlessly at 70kg for 180cm

Thanks God for giving me an inefficient digestive system.

>tfw you don't take care of your physical appearance in any way but still developed an unhealthy fixation on forcing yourself to stay thin
I don't look attractive either way, I'm sure I would be 100x happier if I just accepted becoming fat but I've gone so far that letting myself go would feel like deleting a 1000+ hour Skyrim saved game.

Well, even a little of a lot of tasty shit is actually terrible for you so.

We ought to know better, but our monkey brains just want tasty foob

I just use asian cookbooks. White people never really got past pan frying with butter or roasting with a few herbs, asian countries use vegetables the best in curries, stir fries etc. always so much flavour. My go to is broccoli with oyster sauce, ginger and chilli. I could easily become vegetarian just using asian flavours

My bf says healthy food is way more enjoyable and laziness is the only reason to eat shit.

You can still eat delicious food, you just gotta eat less. Eating less of it makes it taste better and be more of an enjoyable experience too. A piece of cake every day you barely notice. A piece of cake once a month is a treasure.

Right now the american attitude toward indulgent food is kind of like the average 4channers attitude towards porn. We consume way too much of it, its treated as an every thing instead of an occassion, and since its become such a mundane thing to us we have to think up newer, weirder, and more extreme ways to keep it interesting (think those disgusting tasty recipes of bacon raclette avocado toast! :DDDD)

Treats are meant to be enjoyed as a once in a while reward for achieving something, like finishing exams or your birthday. Gluttony wasnt made a deadly sin because eww fatties, it was made a sin because it stands for ungratefully exploiting one of lifes greatest gifts (food) as an everyday cheap thrill.

how old were you when you realized food is more important than bitches?

calories in, calories out

you dont have to sacrifice good physique for good food, you just have to do exercise proportional to your caloric intake. its not rocket science.

the hard work you put in exercising and burning off heavy foods gets you fit, which is a reward in its own.

plus the insane dopamine release you get from a hard, hard workout session is better than any drug you could ever consume.

Not really, your sense of scale is just distorted because you are obese.

Not really. A lot of perfectly proportioned people eat the same foods you eat. They just don’t eat it from a wheelbarrow like you do.

Jesus gets tempted in the desert by satan, the first temptation being: ability to turn stone into bread
-->jesus declines
the temptations are interpreted as jesus choice of unfree,fed and careless population vs freedom.
Dostojevski makes the argument that by choosing freedom over the unfree but secure life for men, jesus has excluded a majority of humanity from redemption and doomed it to a a life of suffering. The weak are not able to make strong and free choices and want their responsibility taken away.

So basically op blaming god for being fat, making the argument that the godly design of food itself is to blame for his problem, while jesus declined food, so people would be free in their choices, was hilarious to me, especially because op unknowingly ridicules this freedom by choosing to be weak and fat, doomed how dostojevski would say.
whatever, made me laugh, so op is good for something after all

its the clash of evolution (an animal body set to work with energy a certain way based on the environment) and humans being awful, harmful anomalies (whose society has outpaced physical evolution), friendo.
i'm all for humanity getting wiped out by a zombie virus or something, unironically.