How do you sit inside reading when it's sunny outside and the Chads are fucking Staceys while your youth is leaving you...

I like to read in my backyard so I can enjoy the warmth of the sun while remaining outside the line of sight of my peers

I read outside, masturbate furiously and fuck whenever I can.

What is that from? Reminds me of Sallust:

>All human beings who want to be superior to the other animals ought to struggle with every resource not to be like cattle passing silently through life. It is natural for the cattle to hang their heads and obey their stomachs, but all our strength is situated in our mind as well as our body: we use the mind more for control, the body for servitude; the one we have in common with the gods, the other with the beasts. And so I think it is more upright to seek glory with our inner resources than with our physical strength and, since life is itself brief, to make the memory of our lives as long as possible. I say this because the glory of wealth and physical beauty is fluid and fragile; but virtue is held brilliant and eternal.

>How do you sit inside reading when it's sunny outside and the Chads are fucking Staceys while your youth is leaving you and you feel pathetic for kidding yourself about literature or studying compensating for anything?

By enjoying the fact that I'm not a dumb frogposter.

What is there to do outside?

Honest question.

/r9k/ is not good for your mental health.

Book X, chapter 7, Nicomachean Ethics

I go out and read there and look at qts from afar and smile at them from time to time.

Classical transitional post of someone moving from /r9k/ to /pol/. You just haven't found your scapegaot yet.

I'm sunburned and my dick is sore.

Hi stacy :) want to look at my bookshelf?

Sweet, looking forward to reaching that in a few months.

Thanks!

Because there's no mosquitoes inside. Also gusts of wind keep flipping my pages over.

I usually sit in my garage, or I'll stand outside once the sun has passed behind it to create shade.

I read outside

As for the rest of the stuff I've made myself socially retarded through porn and the physical, psychological, and isolationist effects of smoking a lot of marijuana over the years

Lol.
I have a Stacey who reads inside with me and we fuck in between.

Reading a lot and having plenty of sex aren't mutually exclusive. If you're concerned about wasting daylight then read in the evening.

Because I'm working on becoming a Wizard, user.

How do you find friends with a monitored mobile device?

Rly made me thnk

I have regular sex, I read a lot, I have a good amount of friends (I should have more), I'm somewhat attractive, I look extremely young for my age and ensure it stays that way by running and eating right and using retinol, and I still feel pathetic. Going out and cumming in pussy doesn't help that much

This is the only thing that matters, user. A chad will be a gladly turn himself into a slave while we will transcend into something quite powerful.

Each only does as he can. Observe the chad, his gainsome features instill gregarity from birth, he attracts and is attracted -- this is nature. Now, you do not sit in the sun alongside his lot, why? All things have their causes. Were you to examine your own abilities and history you would find patently clear how you came to A from B and vice versa. Being that you're on Veeky Forums it is likely that you are not attractive, neither charming, nor interesting, not conditioned to be social, and generally an indolent pale pustule of a person. You are where you belong, and thus, of course, cannot be anywhere else.

Soak up all that tasty vitamin d bruh

This dude is a fixture here and I assure you he also posts on /r9k/

Sup Pangloss

Be honest user, do you even actually want to fuck a Stacey?

Because i dont get matches on tinder and its raining here since last year

>Soak up all that tasty vitamin d bruh
I take a pill for that.

>tfw no pale pustule person qt to breed genetically doomed children with

Just take your book to a quiet park and get some exercise and reading in at the same time. Can't help with the fucking girls part since i've given up on females ever being attracted to me and don't even try.

But why though? Why have people like this not been eradicated from the gene pool?

>paying for what you can get free
I mean, it's your money.

>How do you sit inside reading when it's sunny outside and the Chads are fucking Staceys while your youth is leaving you and you feel pathetic for kidding yourself about literature or studying compensating for anything?

because i'm too ugly to have sex or a romantic relationship.

but even if i could, i would still read sometimes. i mean people aren't literally fucking 24/7, they have time to do other things.

but in principle you are correct. i know that literature, intellectual pursuits are just a shallow consolation. i would rather be illiterate if it meant i could have sex/relationships with girls i'm attracted to.

Some degree of randomness is necessary in offspring, thus some failures are inevitable but this also allows better adaptability against the future. If our progeny were precisely like us it would not permit mutability necessary to ensure prolonged survival. They are a sort of genetically collateral damage if you will, they must exist. There is also a cautionary worth to such lives, a constant example of who not to be across society.

There's always tomorrow, until there isn't. At which point, all problems solved.

a couple reasons. for one, genetics aren't all clear cut. it's possible for two tall people to have a short offspring, for example. the offspring is more *likely* to be tall, but an individual offspring may be short. similarly, it's possible for genetically fit people to have a genetically unfit offspring -- neither of my parents are that ugly, but i am. genetic variation.

plus, sometimes two very ugly people get together and have children. this was more likely to happen in the past -- these days, even ugly women can get pumped and dumped by chad a couple times in their lives, so they are less likely to settle down with a similarly ugly man. it would be better for all involved if they simply refused to reproduce, but not all people behave responsibly.

>bring her flowers every other day
>scraps of paper, hushed poems
>cook dinner every other day
>she invites me to stay the night
>this actually worked
>she leaves for paris
>I will never see her again
>cherish the poem she wrote me
I can't handle the feels, lads
I tell myself she was just another stacey
but now I drink the memories away
riding bikes into the sunset
the kisses and the warmth

if you need to work for something it's not free

Go have sex then stupid. Jeez. We live in the age of empty promises and free casual sex at every corner.

How to have sex you ask? Lie.
"Of course babe, this is more than just a hookup"

Fuck her, she's doing the same to you and several other men.

Then go home and read while your dick sleeps.
When it's hungry again, go on the hunt.

>it's easy I just don't want to that's why I don't

The greatest secret you'll ever learn about women is they're all meh. Every model, pornstar, celebrity, and generally gorgeous girl you see walking around is just a skinnyfat ordinary bitch underneath, always with a handful of suboptimal traits like wonky hips or some misshapen shit somewhere. There are one or two in a hundred thousand who have really really lucky genetics and like picture-perfect pornstar bodies without any wonky shit, but even they are just boring.

Once you fuck a truly beautiful woman and have that moment of "..that's it?", it's a massive deprogramming experience. You realise that you've been chasing after the status and associations of it, the assumptions you have about it based on your desires, without ever realising what it really is: mediocre.

If young men had the opportunity to fuck a thousand gorgeous women of their choosing during their 16th year of life, and then after that they had to go back to being schlubs and trying to get laid the old-fashioned way, 90% of men would become semi-asexual, hold out for a high quality woman in the personality and values department, and only have minimal standards for beauty (5-6/10 and nonfat, max). Because they'd realise it's really just not that big a deal.

I've had fuckloads of sex, both meaningful and meaningless, with all sorts of attractive women. Sexwise, I'd rather have a really fun kinky 5 or 6/10 who is really engaged, good chemistry, really grabs you by the dick and hits all the right notes in terms of your fetishes and preferences, than a dozen 10/10s. There's just nothing like finally fucking a 10/10, with a body so perfect it seems like you should care more about it than you actually do, and then losing interest ten minutes into it because she's a dead fish and they all look like the same average-ass Fatfolds McGillicuddy when they're naked anyway.

So much of beautiful women is the stage effect of makeup and clothing. ESPECIALLY if you're looking at pictures of them. Pictures are like meta-makeup, Instagram shit lets girls tweak themselves until it's an ideal angle that hides all blemishes and creases etc., before even adding filters or fucking with the lighting.

The really awesome womanizing only comes after you go through this k-hole of realizing they're shit. Womanizing is so much more fun when you see everything between a 4 and a 10 as fuckable and can just burn through them looking for particularly fun ones. You're no longer secretly pining after the hotties you're statistically unlikely to get. And with this strategy, you'll get MORE hotties because you'll be subconsciously caring less, which is attractive (because it's confusing) to them.

My youth has already left me. All I have is literature. Funnily enough I happen to like it still.

>Be honest user, do you even actually want to fuck a Stacey?
This too. You might want to lay a hot bimbo one or twice for the novelty and experience of it but if you made your life all about them like other guys do you'd feel intellectually stultified and bored having to actually talk to them regularly. They may be hot but they have the personalities of coma patients.

Because I'm 2 years away from being a wizard and I haven't cared for years.

I'm so tired of you angsty summerfags shitting up this board, can't wait til you go back to your daycare.

Not op but go fuck yourself, you degenerate normie

Because you're a pretentious faggot

This

This guy gets it. It's so much better to have a girl that's genuinely into you than one that thinks she's better than you. Especially since many beautiful girls are used to having sex done to them and are not interesting in bed.

...

We're about to be

Nobody in this place will breed

and yet,

you and I are both sitting on Veeky Forums.

Is that supposed to be me? Because I've been working out since I was 12 and am 170 lbs of pure muscle lol.

I like how people make staying inside sound depressing. Must not live in a place where outside is a hellscape. I'd stay inside all summer if I could rather than melt and sweat.

Your brain on r9k the post.

Stop projecting and start doing.

>compares Veeky Forums to chads
>at the same time is scared of looking like a pseudo intellectual by reading in public

kek op, never going to make, disgusting brainlet

Other people's ignorance is not my problem.

This. My big problem now is just where the fuck do I meet girls. After high school it just becomes impossible (since im not in college and am not going for a few reasons)

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I sit inside cuz Chads blonde tied back bare shouldered white top girlfriend keeps eyeing me every time I look up from Bacons essays, and she's fucking cute, and it wouldn't be a first for me to take some random young girl I had just met into the public bathroom, raise her up by the theighs, saddle her on the sink and have her, between smooches, plead with her eyes to have me divulge from exactly what dungeon your nefarious narrator had just escaped. Simulation and dissumalation. Did Bacon really write Midsummer Nights dream? I would tear you a new one bitch. *lights up another ciggerette

This

Having a rich internal world beats any ephemeral experience. At the end of it all if you value the latter life will have felt like a giant waste of time.

Then how can one change themselves?

so close yet so pleb

>You realise that you've been chasing after the status and associations of it

What if I want good genes for my children so that they'll have it as good as the beautiful people?

Some people can't have such standards such as wanting a 6/10 girl. I think the majority of men, myself included, will be happy to be even with a 4/10. I got lucky once and had a 3 year relationship with a 7/10, but only had an obese, boring 3/10 after her and even she left me after 2 weeks. It's tough.

>only had an obese, boring 3/10 after
>even she left me after 2 weeks.

hmmm

This is /adv/'s catch all advice; go outside and something will happen.

I don't think they actually exist.

qt weirdos don't remain qt weirdos and ugly ducklings gain a confidence boost when they become hot.

>I don't think they actually exist.
>qt weirdos don't remain qt weirdos and ugly ducklings gain a confidence boost when they become hot.
>tfw while waiting to meet one of these girls became too old to ever reasonably encounter one
feels bad man
nothing but used whores for me I guess...if even that

i don get it

Life is not worth living if you are not Chad

Then why don't upwards of 90% of the male population kill themselves? Our insistence on life is proof of life's worth.

ITT: meme values

>imply the youth do anything where i live

I live in a town containing nothing.

What if you're short and ugly like I am?

Is this even about /pol/ anymore? Are you aware that the fucking meme is older than the trump's run to the presidency?

>tfw 25
>have never had any friends
>have never had sex
>my hair is starting to go
>developed an overbite after my wisdom teeth came in and now it looks like I have a receding chin
>have an autoimmune disorder that flares up when stressed
>am short due to poor nutrition
>had to drop out of high school due to family troubles
>have no skills or formal education
>all I have are my books and my self-pity
At a certain point you just have to give up and realize that being the victim of natural selection isn't that bad when viewed from the perspective of humanity as a whole. At least the death of our genes will lead to less suffering in the world.

Materialistic atheism was a mistake

cuck

Rage and resentment are too costly. Acceptance lets you focus on the achievable things that make you happy

Middling rage, yes. Righteous all consuming fury, no. The truest certainty of failure is capitulation.

You sound like a friend of mine, but he actually got girlfriend at 26 so, you aren't doomed user.

>>developed an overbite after my wisdom teeth came in and now it looks like I have a receding chin
Cant you get that fixed?

Rage begets a more intense rage. It's how you get people like Elliot Rodgers. Acceptance doesn't preclude self-improvement, it just detaches your happiness from circumstances that you can't control.

You sort of need money for that

I don't really want a girlfriend or kids.

You want to die alone?

I'm pretty far from pretentious much like you are pretty far from losing your virginity

Everyone dies alone.

The act of dying occurs alone, but seeing your body wilt and whither doesn't have to occur alone.

>You sort of need money for that
Fucking burcerclaps

You get free cosmetic oral surgeries in Europe?

>This is not an accurate description of me
>I read outside
>I'm fucking a Stacey

Wisdom teeth get pulled here in germany when they start doing trouble, yes for free

You can get them removed here for free too. The problem is that they fucked up my mouth as they were coming in. I got them removed, but at that point the damage was done.

Blood relations isn't the only way to have people in your life.

I read in bed with my girlfriend