What is the literary lifestyle?

Killing yourself.

Writing to aim for writing what you want to explain. Not the purpose to be someome, but to express ypur thoughts.

Intense painting there. Very nice.

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Some kind of mentally ill one, even if it is just very mild

He's not that wrong.

I love these.

>be me, 8th grade
>socially autistic but a lot of people still sonehow like me
>go on a special school trip with 7 classmates to our state capitol building for 4 days
>4 guys and 4 girls
>have a huge crush on one of the girls
>always spill my spaghetti whenever I'm around her
>eating lunch one day
>have to sit across from her
>oh god
>decide that pizza will be the easiest thing to eat
>try to take a bite of my pizza but miss my mouth and hit my face
>then I drop my pizza on my other arm
>pizza is nearly in my lap before I regain control of it
>genuinely mortified, but noticed that she was talking to her friend beside her
>try to play it off and hope she didnt notice
>tfw I dropped my pizza while trying not to spill my spaghetti

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>t.

Is becoming a tenured professor "hard" to do?

Drinking coffee, fucking sluts, doing drugs, and writing inbetween

Pretty much. Nowadays, most professors are adjunct because it's cheaper for the universities to hire them as such. Unless you're a superstar professor, you won't be tenure.

KEK

Lmao I eat so much socially. But when I'm alone I'm a moderate eater.

t. Grew up eating socially

Reads more than he writed
listens more than he speaks
Lurks more than he shitposts

>writed

D and S are very close on the keyboard.

D eez nuts are very close to your mother's mouth.

Rude

i hope no-one that knows me sees this

my nigga, that's not an actual photograph

Going easy on the carrots

I live in Asia as an expat, drink heavily, have a gf who speaks minimal English, and write rubbish every day

I'm living it

Japhy in The Dharma Bums.

d-delet.

Elaborate

Not being a lifestylist faggot

Sophisticated anarchy

Bohemia in late XIX century Paris desu.

Are you from Florida, user?