I'm doing a jungle juice party tomorrow night, any suggestions on recipes?
My usual recipe: >3-4 handles of shit vodka(no cheap rum because hangovers) >2 cans pineapple juice(32oz total) >1/2 bottle of store brand lemon/lime concentrate(8-10 oz?) >1 can cherry kool aid powder >1 can pink lemonade powder >4L 7up >3-4 gallons of water >large block of ice
I haven't had any complaints, but I'm looking for something different. Thinking about adding a few 5-hour energy bottles/generic energy drinks
Levi Mitchell
forgot, I usually add lots of sliced up apples, oranges, and grapefruit as well >Inb4 sameposting
Evan Fisher
Looks good I use flavored vodka and the cheap store brand fruit punch instead of koolaid and lemonaid powder
Angel Anderson
I've never used flavored vodka, might fuck with apple New Am. In my experience nobody can tell the difference between the store brand punches and koolaid, and it's cheaper.
David James
Mom and dad must be gone for the weekend
Dylan Wright
I have a question for the more alcoholic cu/ck/s. I've never had a hangover before. I usually drink lots of water and juice while getting drunk. Do different types of alcohol really make you more likely to have a hangover? Do different types of alcohol make hangovers worse? Do you have any guesses (or knowledge) as to why?
Landon Lewis
5 liters of vodka?????????
Eli Phillips
What do you know about good fruit punch?
Eli Howard
1 bottle of xanax
Zachary Smith
Its dehydration that's it
Ayden Morgan
Drinks with more congeners and sugar are more likely to produce hangovers.
Carter Edwards
When I was in high school, jungle juice was made with nothing but Everclear, kool aid and some water. Who fagged it up with fruit and shit?
John Martin
I had a buddy that gave me a recipe for this shit that would get you blasted but tasted exactly like lemonade and I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Would you guys be able to share a couple recipes with me?
Christian Price
Visiting my younger brother at college, helping him throw a party and hopefully getting some victory lap ass 6-7 liters The hangover from a 25$ bottle of vodka is significantly less awful than one from a $12 bottle of rum-artificial flavoring, low quality ingredients, and cogeners fuck you up along with dehydration
Charles Peterson
not sure how it works, but the fruit somehow sucks up all the ass flavor of cheap liquor. Also improves presentation adds maybe 3$ on total cost
Carter Wilson
>Post a Reply I've been making my own ginger beer, do you think it would be good to add a liter or two of that?
Daniel Morris
Still sounds faggy to me
Carson Richardson
why not just have a big tub of everclear then if anything that makes it taste less awful makes you think about fucking a dude?
Dominic Gonzalez
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David Anderson
Sounds like a waste
Jace Fisher
Me and my frat bros used to mix jugs of everclear and frank's red hot before our weekly bros only fisting parties
Carson Ortiz
Probably. Might try ginger ale though.
Aiden Sanchez
I thought jungle juice was a catch-all for a mixture made of the remnants of drinks at the bottoms of cups from previous parties, saved in a bottle over the course of a year or more until full.
Charles Nguyen
The most prptip you will ever get is to make it strong and add a ton of splenda. There is no better way to mask the alcohol.
Justin Wood
Holy christ that's heinous
Kayden Lee
Yeah and then see how many are dead of cancer at your 20th college reunion
Logan Morgan
We used to collect all that crap after parties back in the 9th grade but we'd distill it rather than drink it as it was.
Tyler Richardson
That's a lot of work for maybe 5-10 bucks worth of booze mixed with flat soda
Isaac Martin
Just add a bottle of Everclear
Benjamin Cox
>those browning apples on the top Within the first hour, I imagine this is absolutely covered in fruit flies.
Justin Jones
Toss in some rohypnol and you're good to go buddy
Thomas Bennett
>40 oz of tequila >Tin of frozen lime margarita mix >12 case of corona >mix w/ ice and serve in punch bowl
Liam Gonzalez
sounds good
Colton Sanchez
>Caution made with Everclear Nigger what the fuck? This bitch has no idea what the actual fucking point of jungle juice is.
Nicholas Hill
From hunch punch to sneaky tiki dang
Jace Ortiz
It's not entirely, actually, science still hasn't figured out what causes a hangover except lots of alcohol. It's literally just physiology and some unknown factor. Being dehydrated will make it worse, but it's not the cause of it.
Zachary Gonzalez
I think it's supposed to be more of an enticement than a warning.
Jason Morgan
>drink alcohol and get dehydrated >ouch! hangover >drink alcohol and stay hydrated >hooray! no hangover!
Guess i'm the foremost expert on hangover science now.