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These are sips:
>Zero Ultra
>Ultra Sunrise
>Ultra Citron (RIP in peace)
>Ultra Red
>Ultra Blue
>Ultra Black
>Ultra Violet
>Ultra Pink

These are not sips but deserve some space in your fridge:
>Monster Rehab
>Monster Mutant White Lightning
>Bang

These are simply not sips:
>everything else

Feel free to add or amend, and feel free to discuss your beverage of choice whether it's a sip or not. There's plenty of sip thread for everybody.

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Previously

Come represent sipboys on Veeky Forums!

Also friendly threadly reminder that redbullies are not allowed

Needs Monster Juiced, especially of the yellow variety, the actually good yellow

Hey studs, i'm checking to see if /v/ sips

Reminder that Redbull is a superior energy drink. Monster """""sips""""" are literal nigger drinks for poor people who cant afford actual energy drinks, ala redbull.

Quality Redbull >>>>>> Quantity Monster shit

""""""quality"""""
shut the hell you are mouth

>quality
You're delusional mate. And ours is still bigger too.

This is objectively funny because Monster cans are, literally, bigger. 16 > 12.

Try with pic related.

good lookout, fellow sipboy

Such a fucking brainlet. Like I said I prefer quality OVER quantity like any decent person. Redbull has a premium taste. This is why its much more expensive, and in a smaller can.

Monster on the other hand, is for poorfag monkey's who care not for the taste of the drink, but rather for the memes and just the caffeine. Poorfags have to resort to monster just to get through their wageslave shift at Mcdonalds.

Sorry But I'll take the superior redbulls everytime faggot.

Good definitive list OP.

Remember to post yellow caches familia

>heTookTheBait.jpg
Monster tastes better.

Fuck Ultra [anything] (zero is ok)
Nothing can ever come close to the perfection of the original, green, Monster Energy

Begone, nosip

can't tell if you're LARPing on Veeky Forums or actually care enough to post this stuff, but either way, pathetic

"Sips"
"Sip boys"
"2017"

All shit memes. Fuck you, Gisco and Thaspion.

>when your mind, body and soul are vitalised and chakras are aligned from the energising properties of Monster energy Zero and you see some clueless mong drinking runtlentless

suck me dry faggot. Im shitposting a little bit, but i genuinely think Redbull is better, and /sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks besides your shill monster crap.

>not drinking coffee based energy drinks

enjoy your carbonated public pool water, plebs

>tfw my shitty belgian supermarket only sells these in small sizes

Don't mind me, just an adult checking in to see what the kids are up to.

I'm crunking the funk out of this one right meow. gonna stay up all night long and trade BTC on the korean exchanges! WOOT!

these things are delicious and have you wired awake for like 6 hours. Truly the best thing starbucks makes

You could not be more obvious starbucks shills

Why does it look like chads torso is on backwards? his shits all fucked up and retarded looking.

PWWAHHHHHHH~

Sip threads are already friendly to most zero sugar zero calorie energy drinks. Red bull has no such offerings, even their lowest calorie versions are about 15

>/sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks
The dork wants in on the cool kids party

friendly reminder that neither Redbull nor Monster contain HFCS and only NOScucks are having ATP stolen by their liver to process cornsludge.

I dont think you guys remember that GRONK was apart of the /sip/ gang. Ultra isn't the only good energy drink, fuck all yall monster shills.

Most Rockstar sux but these ORGANIC guys are ORGASMIC. They got a good buzz

>G E N E R A L

just passing by but 15 calories is literally nothing my dude.

Your average dude burns around 80 calories an hour just by existing.

But coffee energy drinks are just watered down creamer.

red bull sugarfree is 5 calories per can and is the 2nd best energy drink on the market rn with the 1st best being ultra zero

Too bad Pepsi is retarded and is competing with themselves as much as they are with Monster and Redbull.

Come on lads, at the very least beetus deservs to be in the fridge for special occasions.

Except it's gross after you're used to non sugar drink

Just took my first sip of ultra zero, this is fucking amazing.

fuck off shill

Friendly reminder that this son of a bitch deserves a special place in your heart

I always get myself some rockstar zero whenever I have to work hard.

T R A F F I C

>rocktard, not even once

oh yes

Welcome to the sip crew

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S U C K S

Post gf sips

L O L

sipboys, i think Veeky Forums has too many nonsippers :/

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>tfw phoneposters more likely to have gfs

Atlantic Canada here, we still have Ultra Citron in our town completely stocked. Anybody interested?

Am I interested in yellow sips? Is this a serious question? user, I have been continuously drinking my urine and then peeing it back out and drinking it again since my last yellow sip five months ago. Tell me where I may finally purchase more yellow sips, user.

>tfw gf only sips rehabs

Sipping on an Ultra Sunrise right now. Damn good.

What's the difference between Ultra Zero and Absolute Zero sips?

How my SIPBOYS holding up in this southern winter storm? I'm just enjoying some free sip refrigeration.
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Shit yeah. Snow in the forecast tonight for DC. I’m leaving some white sips outside tonight. The Supreme Court has white and purple sips, by the way. Pic related. White House has only white sips, though I guess that makes sense.

>White House has only white sips
There was a time when the white house welcomed sips of all colors.

Absolute Zero is absolute garbage
Zero Ultra is a sip

just bought my first two cans of zero ultra. i will ingest one before lifting tonight. i expect nothing short of a religious experience

Those are the "drinks" that are making gay our youth?

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Make sure they’re ice cold

update: enjoyed the caffeine boost
taste was just OK, granted i'm comparing it to standard red bull as reference

will try more flavors and take it from there. i love red bull, but the shit is expensive.

>indulged in a sip for the first time after years of rigorously watching how well I eat
>an hour later I get the nastiest, most vile burps that reek of rotten eggs
what the fuck do they put in these things

trying my first sip right now,lets see how good it is. it's the foundation one.

update: pretty good

Welcome, friend.

>it's the foundation one.
By Asipmov?
I'll show myself out.

foundation one as the first sip created ofcourse,new at this.

None of the children here will get that.

forgot to say which brand,Monster.

sipper detected

Do Americans really drink this?

Your new is showing, stop parroting the general consensus and embrace ironic funposting

Beautiful can, can't say about the gf.

What do you mean ironic funposting?

I genuinely love this shit.

I've got bad news for you then...

Wtf I love pewdiepie now?!

Post your local sips lads

>sips lel
The fuck is this meme? Are we ironically embracing energy drinks made by evil corporations... but why even?

...Let me guess, Trump did something?

Simple, really.
Sips is a new meme term for Energy Drinks.
Why? Fuck if I know. Go with it anyway.

This is not a political discussion board.

I appreciate you, user.

>This is not a political discussion board.
Who said it was?

That dumbass by bringing Trump and muh evil corporations of all things into a fucking energy drink thread.

damn son your red bulls are expensive

I thought he brought up Trump because the sip meme originated by him sipping... something at a podium before a speech.

>that first sip of the day
>Starting to feel those astral vibrations

The “””sip meme”””” started well over a year before trump awkwardly drank water during a speech last month.

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These threads are dumb marketing.
How are they not auto-banned yet?

No idea, maybe they paid for a server or something

These anons are dumb newfags. How are they not auto-banned yet?

The fuck is this? Are marketing interns for energy drink corporations having a fucking shill war?

This is too stupid to be ironic. This isn't how you create meme magic.

>the bought one of 4 total left in my local hadji mart in the snow