These are sips: >Zero Ultra >Ultra Sunrise >Ultra Citron (RIP in peace) >Ultra Red >Ultra Blue >Ultra Black >Ultra Violet >Ultra Pink
These are not sips but deserve some space in your fridge: >Monster Rehab >Monster Mutant White Lightning >Bang
These are simply not sips: >everything else
Feel free to add or amend, and feel free to discuss your beverage of choice whether it's a sip or not. There's plenty of sip thread for everybody.
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
Alexander Nelson
Previously
Dominic Collins
Come represent sipboys on Veeky Forums!
Adam Reed
Also friendly threadly reminder that redbullies are not allowed
Logan Reyes
Needs Monster Juiced, especially of the yellow variety, the actually good yellow
Camden Jones
Hey studs, i'm checking to see if /v/ sips
Owen Sullivan
Reminder that Redbull is a superior energy drink. Monster """""sips""""" are literal nigger drinks for poor people who cant afford actual energy drinks, ala redbull.
Quality Redbull >>>>>> Quantity Monster shit
Luke Wood
""""""quality""""" shut the hell you are mouth
Asher Rogers
>quality You're delusional mate. And ours is still bigger too.
Charles Ortiz
This is objectively funny because Monster cans are, literally, bigger. 16 > 12.
Christopher Lopez
Try with pic related.
Chase Bailey
good lookout, fellow sipboy
Blake Russell
Such a fucking brainlet. Like I said I prefer quality OVER quantity like any decent person. Redbull has a premium taste. This is why its much more expensive, and in a smaller can.
Monster on the other hand, is for poorfag monkey's who care not for the taste of the drink, but rather for the memes and just the caffeine. Poorfags have to resort to monster just to get through their wageslave shift at Mcdonalds.
Sorry But I'll take the superior redbulls everytime faggot.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Good definitive list OP.
Remember to post yellow caches familia
Landon Rodriguez
>heTookTheBait.jpg Monster tastes better.
John Hughes
Fuck Ultra [anything] (zero is ok) Nothing can ever come close to the perfection of the original, green, Monster Energy
Levi Morris
Begone, nosip
Justin Butler
can't tell if you're LARPing on Veeky Forums or actually care enough to post this stuff, but either way, pathetic
Luke Roberts
"Sips" "Sip boys" "2017"
All shit memes. Fuck you, Gisco and Thaspion.
Blake Watson
>when your mind, body and soul are vitalised and chakras are aligned from the energising properties of Monster energy Zero and you see some clueless mong drinking runtlentless
Christopher Hughes
suck me dry faggot. Im shitposting a little bit, but i genuinely think Redbull is better, and /sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks besides your shill monster crap.
Caleb Gutierrez
>not drinking coffee based energy drinks
enjoy your carbonated public pool water, plebs
Carson Hill
>tfw my shitty belgian supermarket only sells these in small sizes
Benjamin Jackson
Don't mind me, just an adult checking in to see what the kids are up to.
Parker Roberts
I'm crunking the funk out of this one right meow. gonna stay up all night long and trade BTC on the korean exchanges! WOOT!
Matthew Gonzalez
these things are delicious and have you wired awake for like 6 hours. Truly the best thing starbucks makes
Carson Barnes
You could not be more obvious starbucks shills
Anthony Young
Why does it look like chads torso is on backwards? his shits all fucked up and retarded looking.
Anthony Hughes
PWWAHHHHHHH~
Charles Bennett
Sip threads are already friendly to most zero sugar zero calorie energy drinks. Red bull has no such offerings, even their lowest calorie versions are about 15
Lucas Rogers
>/sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks The dork wants in on the cool kids party
Mason Collins
friendly reminder that neither Redbull nor Monster contain HFCS and only NOScucks are having ATP stolen by their liver to process cornsludge.
Bentley Russell
I dont think you guys remember that GRONK was apart of the /sip/ gang. Ultra isn't the only good energy drink, fuck all yall monster shills.
Most Rockstar sux but these ORGANIC guys are ORGASMIC. They got a good buzz
Kevin Evans
>G E N E R A L
Caleb Walker
just passing by but 15 calories is literally nothing my dude.
Your average dude burns around 80 calories an hour just by existing.
Cameron Price
But coffee energy drinks are just watered down creamer.
Chase Sullivan
red bull sugarfree is 5 calories per can and is the 2nd best energy drink on the market rn with the 1st best being ultra zero
Adrian Gray
Too bad Pepsi is retarded and is competing with themselves as much as they are with Monster and Redbull.
Michael Wilson
Come on lads, at the very least beetus deservs to be in the fridge for special occasions.
William Davis
Except it's gross after you're used to non sugar drink
Aaron Stewart
Just took my first sip of ultra zero, this is fucking amazing.
Lincoln James
fuck off shill
Benjamin Sanders
Friendly reminder that this son of a bitch deserves a special place in your heart
Jonathan Lewis
I always get myself some rockstar zero whenever I have to work hard.
Jackson Hernandez
T R A F F I C
Brody Lopez
>rocktard, not even once
Jonathan Johnson
oh yes
Charles Sanders
Welcome to the sip crew
S I P B O Y S
Ryan Martin
S U C K S
Ayden Hernandez
Post gf sips
Hunter Sanchez
L O L
Colton Ramirez
sipboys, i think Veeky Forums has too many nonsippers :/
Jeremiah James
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Ian Roberts
>tfw phoneposters more likely to have gfs
Brody Stewart
Atlantic Canada here, we still have Ultra Citron in our town completely stocked. Anybody interested?
Isaac Ramirez
Am I interested in yellow sips? Is this a serious question? user, I have been continuously drinking my urine and then peeing it back out and drinking it again since my last yellow sip five months ago. Tell me where I may finally purchase more yellow sips, user.
Lincoln Harris
>tfw gf only sips rehabs
Thomas Turner
Sipping on an Ultra Sunrise right now. Damn good.
Jack Roberts
What's the difference between Ultra Zero and Absolute Zero sips?
Adrian Harris
How my SIPBOYS holding up in this southern winter storm? I'm just enjoying some free sip refrigeration. A E S T H E T I C B O Y S 2 0 1 7
Luis Allen
Shit yeah. Snow in the forecast tonight for DC. I’m leaving some white sips outside tonight. The Supreme Court has white and purple sips, by the way. Pic related. White House has only white sips, though I guess that makes sense.
Joshua Young
>White House has only white sips There was a time when the white house welcomed sips of all colors.
Dylan Reed
Absolute Zero is absolute garbage Zero Ultra is a sip
James Evans
just bought my first two cans of zero ultra. i will ingest one before lifting tonight. i expect nothing short of a religious experience
Nathaniel Edwards
Those are the "drinks" that are making gay our youth?
Henry Phillips
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Alexander Nelson
Make sure they’re ice cold
Henry Thomas
update: enjoyed the caffeine boost taste was just OK, granted i'm comparing it to standard red bull as reference
will try more flavors and take it from there. i love red bull, but the shit is expensive.
Jayden Hall
>indulged in a sip for the first time after years of rigorously watching how well I eat >an hour later I get the nastiest, most vile burps that reek of rotten eggs what the fuck do they put in these things
Zachary Nguyen
trying my first sip right now,lets see how good it is. it's the foundation one.
Michael Cooper
update: pretty good
Luke Wood
Welcome, friend.
James Campbell
>it's the foundation one. By Asipmov? I'll show myself out.
Jace Ross
foundation one as the first sip created ofcourse,new at this.
John Green
None of the children here will get that.
Jaxon King
forgot to say which brand,Monster.
Elijah Gray
sipper detected
Isaac Rogers
Do Americans really drink this?
Nicholas James
Your new is showing, stop parroting the general consensus and embrace ironic funposting
Grayson Rodriguez
Beautiful can, can't say about the gf.
Matthew Brooks
What do you mean ironic funposting?
I genuinely love this shit.
Robert Harris
I've got bad news for you then...
Xavier Phillips
Wtf I love pewdiepie now?!
Dominic Gutierrez
Post your local sips lads
Jeremiah Phillips
>sips lel The fuck is this meme? Are we ironically embracing energy drinks made by evil corporations... but why even?
...Let me guess, Trump did something?
Jaxon Taylor
Simple, really. Sips is a new meme term for Energy Drinks. Why? Fuck if I know. Go with it anyway.
Leo Thomas
This is not a political discussion board.
John Powell
I appreciate you, user.
Jonathan King
>This is not a political discussion board. Who said it was?
Josiah Lee
That dumbass by bringing Trump and muh evil corporations of all things into a fucking energy drink thread.
Joseph Ross
damn son your red bulls are expensive
Nathan Cooper
I thought he brought up Trump because the sip meme originated by him sipping... something at a podium before a speech.
Jackson Morris
>that first sip of the day >Starting to feel those astral vibrations
Ian Morgan
The “””sip meme”””” started well over a year before trump awkwardly drank water during a speech last month.
Zachary Young
...
Ryder Gutierrez
These threads are dumb marketing. How are they not auto-banned yet?
Adam Ward
No idea, maybe they paid for a server or something
Parker Cook
These anons are dumb newfags. How are they not auto-banned yet?
Christian Sanchez
The fuck is this? Are marketing interns for energy drink corporations having a fucking shill war?
This is too stupid to be ironic. This isn't how you create meme magic.
Brody Sullivan
>the bought one of 4 total left in my local hadji mart in the snow