Things you can say about your favorite book, but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say about your favorite book, but not your girlfriend
I enjoy opening you up
YOU HAVE MORE DEPTH THAN MY GF (BECAUSE SHES A WOMEN AND INFERIOR OF MIND)
Book, you understand me better and will never cheat on me with 500 Chads like my gf will becuase thats women nature.
Embarrassing
Took me 5 months to finish with you
I can do whatever I want with you for $12
I like the end better than the front matter.
If I had to choose between saving you or my firstborn from a burning building, I'd pick you.
i enjoy spending time with you
T H I C C
It exists.
You still get me hard
Kek'd and check'd
I'm sorry I made you so sticky
nice digits
bored me within the first 5 minutes so i threw it in the trash
nice spine
i will burn you because i am afraid someone might discover i like this type of thing
I'm going to use you while I'm on the toilet!
It's full of sperm
I understand you
I like it so much, I loan it out to all my friends.
changed my life for the better
I was able to read you clear as day.
I have one.
You really stimulate me and emotionally fulfill me as a person.
checked
good thread
You exist and are with me
>gf
It's 137 years old
My wife doesn't mind it
I only have one.
well cocked but still desirable