Things you can say about your favorite book, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your favorite book, but not your girlfriend.

I enjoy opening you up

YOU HAVE MORE DEPTH THAN MY GF (BECAUSE SHES A WOMEN AND INFERIOR OF MIND)

Book, you understand me better and will never cheat on me with 500 Chads like my gf will becuase thats women nature.

Embarrassing

Took me 5 months to finish with you

I can do whatever I want with you for $12

I like the end better than the front matter.

If I had to choose between saving you or my firstborn from a burning building, I'd pick you.

i enjoy spending time with you

T H I C C

It exists.

You still get me hard

Kek'd and check'd

I'm sorry I made you so sticky

nice digits

bored me within the first 5 minutes so i threw it in the trash

nice spine

i will burn you because i am afraid someone might discover i like this type of thing

I'm going to use you while I'm on the toilet!

It's full of sperm

I understand you

I like it so much, I loan it out to all my friends.

changed my life for the better

I was able to read you clear as day.

I have one.

You really stimulate me and emotionally fulfill me as a person.

checked

good thread

You exist and are with me

>gf

It's 137 years old
My wife doesn't mind it

I only have one.

well cocked but still desirable