what book do you have sitting next to the shitter?
What book do you have sitting next to the shitter?
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Your diary to be honest
at the moment, the leisure of an egyptian official by lord edward cecil
The entirety of Marx but that might just be my stack of toilet paper
I have a world map from elementary school
Usually just bring my phone with me, else a rubik's cube
I take quick shits so nothing.
War and Peace, front to back every time famalam
I never understood how people can sit on the can for so long that they can read. When I have to go, I go, and then I leave. Who likes to sit there in their own shit smell for a while?
People with kids.
But how do you jack off at work then?
Completely nude on my coworkers' desks, before anyone arrives for the day, of course.
What do you use for inspiration?
My pooping time is for quiet reflection on the days events, as it should be.
Gravity's rainbow, namely the coprophilia part
If you're in the shitter for a long enough time to warrant reading I suggest reading some books like "how to make my shits not gravy"
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am I the only one who stands up to wipe? what do you anons do? do you stand up or stay seated?
who doesn't stand up?
I use water, don't feel like going through life with shit on my ass.
right? how else can you get the leverage you need? leaning forward you say? but then your hand gets in the poopy water
Jelly, ive got hemorrhoids and i think its because i shit too long
I have healthy insides so theres no time for reading on the loo
KEK
this
This is pretty disrespectful to a rich tradition dude
i'm not in the bathroom for long enough to read anything in there
Right now it's "The King of Torts" by John Grisham
I don't leave anything in the bathroom. I live with two other disgusting pigs and I'm sure one if not both of them would piss all over it if given the chance.
Mein kampf
ulysses
lorrie moore and hemingway short story anthologies
Nah it's respectful to the victims of that overhyped paperweight
gross pic