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>that dribble at the end

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Holy shit, that is impressive.

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>cutting the hand you're holding the knife with

almost impressive

damn

this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. it's not any faster than using a proper technique and it's reinforcing a terrible habit of cutting towards yourself

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[Darude Sandstorm intensifies]

unsanitary

That's amazing!

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This posses me off

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So you can carve ice...now do it with precision with a chainsaw like most ice sculptists do

>one grass of ice
>rou tip?

Literally a waste of time. Anybody who's willing to pay for this pretentious crap deserves to get overcharged.

I hate this.

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stop this

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desu senpai tastes great with some honey mustard

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Looks better than I thought it would

I just want to say I'm enjoying all of the new content lately. keep it up encoders

wat dis from

Just like my wife. Never swallows

>*taps the knife*

looks good, but the refrigeration seems unnecessary

>>taps the knife*

Lurk more, newfag

>that filename

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

I love Peruvian food.

youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

You literally have to be invited to even be allowed to pay for this crap, so I wouldn't worry too much

god bless you user

Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

Assholes.

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I had this idea last thread you're welcome.

>you don't have to tell me anything
>you just have to eat this

Someone post the screenshot this is based on please!

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What is the stuff she piles on from the big pot

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>that pixelation as the beer can is shoved up the bird's ass

yo Tsukiji fish market is cool and all but the fish smells is overpowering and there is stanky fish water fucking everywhere, like my sneakers were drenched by the time i was done walking through that place. but i did score some bombass squid jerky and got to see some tinned whale meat.

mmm corn oooze

I think it's corn

I stole it from you, sorry user

I can't imagine a fish that big actually tastes too good

Do you not like tuna?

Your girl aint too bad, but I've had better.

everyy fcjing thread

do you not see the metal glove on her hand

You could always make some OC rather than bitching about your helpings like the subservient faggot you are

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avocado literally has the same fucking texture as butter
what the fuck is with this trend of just eating giant fucking chunks of it
I hate this planet
also the yolk split, fuck him he can't do anything right

Looks good, but why not use a good beer instead?

>tfw Italian

on my god

is the crab ok?

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why would anyone even think of doing this

did he died?

this is one of the dumbest things I've ever fucking seen for food.

It's like a strawberry rebuilt to be ice cream but probably shittier in every way and overly sweet.

Tyson Chicken™

"Making nuggets and vegans since 1992"

Why are the japanese like this?

hmm, delicious toxic paint

it's not like he'r gonna backe it afterward.... right?

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>heating up a aluminium can inside your food

ffs they now make stainless steel containers for this so you don't wind up eventually poisoning yourself.

Is that why the USA are nearly at war with Korea?

>"How to get hypertension for 20$"

lava is full of toxic shit that's really not a good idea.

>onion powder
>garlic powder
y tho

Guacamole is pretty decent to put on a burrito, but I don't get the trend at all either.

I'd fire the cunt for taking too long to make pizzas, to be honest.

It's pretty common in bars in Japan that cost over $5 a drink to drink at.

It helps you to orient yourself in space to provide for a more predictable outcome you fucking nigger.

I'm frying chicken right now.

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Is it bad that I really like watching chefs kill animals (as long as they're not mammals)?

>That filename
Nice

He has to cook them all before he's allowed to leave

>*triggers autism*

Impressive.

well shit, no wonder he's so surly then

Am I having a stroke? I feel like this is actually the 5th time I've seen this exact conversation

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