WEBM Thread

this is not impressive, he's just chopping fast with a fucking cleaver

what the fuck is that bitch doing

>and then you pet the tofu

Also, good job on the webm

The webm thread gets no reprieve. We just replay the same shit over and over.

Nah man, we've been a streak lately

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So this isn't a skit?
OK.

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Is this like Deadmaufive's cousin or something?

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This dude is badass. Disgusting, but badass.

Steve-o's got some competition here.

>two different sized glasses to mix it up
>3 oz bourbon
>proceeds to fill the entire 8oz glass with liquor

What's going on here?

kitchen safety commercials from Canada

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She was a coal burner, right?

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>hiring stoners

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Jeezus are canuck chef's so dumb as to not wear non-slip shoes? Leafs explain yourself.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw

pretty sure that was gas

You are so butthurt right now.

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The advert is mainly about kitchen employees failing to clean up oil spills like the one she slipped on, or not putting down slip resistant mats near hazardous equipment.
- T. Leaf

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>oh god i need a gimmick so bad
>oh let's just wear le funny mask :))

This is hard to watch

Looks tasty, but a lot of work. I'd rather just make chicken nuggets without the blender.

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This gave me stage 3 rectal cancer.

this is fucking disgusting

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How so? Sure it's pretty intense for pigs in a blanket but it doesn't look like it'd taste bad.

wut

What is this? How do you use it?

I just asked the same thing.
myrecipes.com/special-diet/what-is-ghee

Oh, gotcha

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seems like a waste.

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A waste of what exactly?

... Why not just buy butter for cheaper?

>adding egg to mayo
???

I bring you OC. I have learned how to edit videos for webms now and nothing can stop me.

>2 cups of cream is $4
>4 cups of butter is $4
why

Reminded me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

Another sweet pro-tip: If you blend the buttermilk and butter together later, you can get whipping cream!

LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED

Welcome to the Veeky Forums masochistic encoders club. Enjoy the (You)s and the less than 1% of your content ever getting saved / posted by anyone else.

>I'm a two-time personal chef
every fucking time

I made one webm before but the way I edited it was very convoluted and terrible.

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All OC is good OC user. You'r webm skills will quickly get much better also

I wonder what would happen if you deepfried that

Some people enjoy making things themselves. Doesn't matter if it's easier or cheaper to buy it elsewhere, it is possible to derive satisfaction from the process of making something like cheese or butter or whatever else. Plus you have control over the process and the ingredients.

Cooking is more than just doing the bare minimum to prepare and shove food down your throat for sustenance.

At least toast the bread holy fuck. It could be a decent poorfag meal if it wasn't executed so shitty.

I want more of this man

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Are you just now learning what mayo is?

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Not gonna lie, I would eat that.

Naw fuck that. you NEED the audio for this.
youtu.be/opvuEVpl_PM?t=14s

m...mashed potatoes?

I know what mayo is that's why im confused why he's adding egg to it.

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lol

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Now that's just retarded

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I don't like this.

disgusting

That's too much dough for how little toppings there are.

why doesn't the bottom of the pizza get sauce all over it? It's clearly being put on a track that's covered in sauce. Do they clean them??

You don't seem to know what mayo is

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cheese with a side of hotdog

I don't think you know what mayo is.
"It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and either vinegar or lemon juice,[2] with many options for embellishment with other herbs and spices."

>adding egg to egg

10/10, fucking impressive.

The webm is the making of mayo. The mayo shown at the beginning is the final product, not an ingredient.

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