Be white

>be white
>order spicy dish in chinese restaurant
>served dish with no spice at all
>wasted money on shitty bland dish
I SWEAR TO GOD

You can't handre leal chinese food,baigui.

why would you not point this out to your waiter before finishing the meal so they could fix it are you mute and order with finger gestures?

>visit Chinatown nyc
>visit restaurant with Chinese friend
>get menu
>oh I love all this shit I thought it would be weirder
>he says that's the white people menu
>shows me the Asian people menu
>filled with chicken legs and shrimp in everything and shit I would never eat

This is true. Whitey needs to calm down and go back to Panera.

>be Chinese
>Go to Chinese resteraunt
>It's Guangdong food, with everything westernized
>The only Chinese dishes are half composed of rice, and still bastardized.
Why do filthy southerners like rice so much?

>Be white.
>Go to Thai hole in the wall.
>Order dish "The way your cook would eat it."
>Half the plate is Thai peppers.
>Can hear the cook laughing but finish the meal.

>chicken legs and shrimp
>exotic
KEK

>be white
>be actually more tolerable of foreign spices than any other ethnic group
>people ignore this because of black memes who think hot sauce is a spice.

Does the cook actually eat it that way, or is he just being a fucking cocksucker?

what are you missing? the shitty bones in meat? or wait the fucking tripes probably. Some fish heads too?

You can't handle watered down vinegar with some red pepper flavoring son

>be white
>go to Vietnamese restaurant
>ask for Pho but not too spicy
>get a bowl of water with ice in it
>run out crying

No. I've been to thailand and vietnam, and the silly gooks constantly nibble on peppers while eating the main dish. The eat like 4-6 bird's eye chillies per dish.

More like
>Be mexican
>People Assume I'm White
>Go to local Gook restaurant
>Ask for shit spicy and not just white people spicy.
>Get food.
>Tabasco is hotter than this bullshit.
>never go back.

Shit's hilarious. My wife is a flip, I'm a spic, I know what I like.

>Visit my favorite indian place for a couple years
>Always order curry. Staff knows me and knows I like it spicy.
>Get haircut and shave beard/moustache
>Next time I go eat there they dont recognize me and give me bland "white people" curry.

Id have sent it back normally, but I guess it was my fault for not looking the same as always.

>be white
>go to any country at any point in time
>there's a table for me and a waiter with a bottle of wine
Feels goodman

>shrimp
>exotic
Perhaps you jist should stick to chickentendies then

>amerimutts
>not recognizing bastardized dish because everything he eats is bastardized foods of other cultures
Truly spoken like a well-raised mutt

>be white
>goes to chink restaurant
>asks for spicy
>get asian level spicy
>too much, can't handle
>sue the restaurant for serving him too spicy food
>get monehz, restaurant closed
>profit???

>non-Americans
>eating the shitty garbage parts of animals in the year 2017
Literally double-digit IQ.

>having a secret menu for confirmed real niggas
This is awesome I want to open a restaurant like that.

>>be actually more tolerable of foreign spices than any other ethnic group
I love how you faggots give white people new superpowers everytime you feel threatened. I remember a skinhead rambling about how white people muscle nerve cells were 35% faster.

>Implying that isn't hard scientific fact

>be white
>go to Japan
>fuck all their women because they love the bwc (biggu whitu cocku)
Fair trade

Are you ignoring that part of history where we conquered a few countries just for spices?

>WE WUZ CONQUERS AND SHEEIT

>be white
>go to thai restaurant
>order plate and ask for thai hot spicyness
>it's tasty and pretty hot

ahaego is worst fetish

I fucked up ordering authentic Chinese in California. Then I got white people Chinese food and it was the greatest dish on the menu.

>Be white.
>Go to steakhouse.
>Leave a very bad review on Yelp because they did not cater to my Vegan needs.

I think this user is referring to shrimp being in things with land meat, which isn't really weird if you like spanish food. But yknow when chinese people do it..

Just add some ketchup. Heinz has a lot of kick to it.

Explain because this is true, it not like he's claiming we were Egyptians.

>angry nerd larping because some historical badass had a vaguely similar skin color as him
Might not be We wuzing under a strict definition but it's still an inaccurate and cringey power fantasy

Yet you didnt even have the decency to ever use any of them

I don't laugh at WE WUZZ because of the pride in heritage, that's a good thing, I laugh at it when it's so blatantly wrong (pyramids can fly, blacks invented calculus etc.).

I've always had a very special way of ordering, first I page my nutritionist so he can page my doctor and do a on call sort of medical assessment. After this I sniff a dirty pair of panties to clean my palette for the main course. Once my nutritionist pages me back that its ok to take a bite of food I take my emergency McChicken out of my gooch and eat that instead.

>I don't laugh at WE WUZZ because of the pride in heritage
Yes because you're also We Wuz'ing. Even then colonisation wasn't a badass feat, it essentially came to:
>blasting away faggots who had inferior tech and equipment (England in subsaharian Africa,..)
>struggling to dominate a land demilitarized by another empire (France in Algeria whch was struggling with the Ottomans), of course the frogs have the faggiest one
>give everyone illnesses (spagniards in america)

Also, you still haven't proved the spice resistance thing you pityful LARPer.

>he thinks he's talking to the same person
>two people can't possibly think I'm retarded right? right?

>>he thinks he's talking to the same person
>>two people can't possibly think I'm retarded right? right?
Ironically that also applies to you, since I only posted the post you're replying to and

>invest in your own restaurant
>go to gordon bleu college
>become top chef
>restaurant gets 4.8 star review, 3000 people voted
>celebrate with champagne and a new dish
>feel proud and close shop with female sous chef
>invite female sous chef to home tonight
>suddenly nauseous and puke on sous chef
>realize its blood and keep vomiting blood
>look up at sous chef
>you aready fuk me user
>now i fuk you haader
>tfw

You know the LA stands for live action right?

>chicken and shrimp
>exotic
Anglos everyone

>Be with my brother in Thailand.
>He orders soup.
>Says he wants it as the locals eat it.
>The chef serves it as requested and tells us his life story, about how he ate this as a kid etc etc.
>Brother starts eating while the chef watches.
>His face turns pale at first then shifts to a crimson red.
>The chef laughs at my brother as he starts to cry.
>I join in the laughter as my brother runs to the toilet.
>Me and the chef bond over my little brothers total humiliation and now I eat there whenever I visit.

Good times.

You really have to tell them that you don't mean white boy spicey. It's kind of like an extra transaction.

Mixed race person here.

What do they do when they can't tell what ethnicity you are?

>i'm proud of things i never did because the people who did them looked the same as me
when will this meme die

Why don't Americans just put their spices on the table so everyone can spice to taste and these fucking threads finally die?