Veeky Forums What are some good uses of mayonnaise?

>Fried Fingers
Be more creative with your retarded names for chips.

With pasta and black pepper.

anything as long as there is garlic in the mayo

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i like mixing mayo and hot sauce to dip fries in

Bean salad

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I like mixing mayo & mustard in a ratio of 1 part mayo and 2 parts mustard. You can dip whatever you want in it or spread it on a sandwich/burger. It tastes heavenly.
I personally like dipping fries or corn dogs in it.

it should be a decent lubricant since it is just sticky oil

Alternatively your moms snatch

winter (russian) salad or make garlic aioli

Dip chips in it

with grated boiled beets and garlic
dirt cheap, goes well with pasta

fill balloons with it, throw at unsuspecting strangers

this but also a little bit of salt and pepper mixed in. Also sometimes barbeque instead of ketchup

There are literally none. Vile stuff, that mayonnaise.

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