Doc says i might have celiac disease... no pasta, no bread, no bagels... fuck mang... if test comes is negative...

doc says i might have celiac disease... no pasta, no bread, no bagels... fuck mang... if test comes is negative, how should i best pull the an hero Veeky Forums? something not painful pls.

Yes

Nice blog retard

Eat nothing but gluten for a 3 weeks

that would be very painful
(for someone with celiac disease)

>if test comes is negative, how should i best pull the an hero Veeky Forums?
Why do you want to an hero if you find out that you do not have celiac disease?

Don't be sad, user.

I can see a rainbow
In your tears as they fall on down
I can see your soul grow
Through the pain as they hit the ground
:)

>no pasta
You don't need pasta when spaghetti squash exists

You better hope it’s celiac because if it isn’t it’s probably something worse like crohns or UC. At least celiac is an easy fix

Fuck you

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Doc just called, I don't have celiac!

I do have major gut issues, so need to cut down anyways.

mazel tov user. wonderful to hear.

Just avoid eating coelacanths and you will be fine.

what kind of test was it? a blood test?

rectal examination. my butthole still feels wet from the test, but I'm just glad to know I'll be okay.

Your doctor here. Tests were inconclusive. We're going to need a few follow up tests tomorrow.

Gf spaghetti tastes the same tbhfam
Gf bread is kinda bad
Say goodbye to chips too unless its barrel o fun brand

Kettle Chips are gf

oh also please post pics of your butthole on this mongolian rice painting forum for a quick visual reinspection

For you

Potatoes don't contain gluten. No need to give up chips.