3 will protect you

3 will protect you.
The others will try to kill you.

Choose wisely.

wheres the real dr pepper dammit

>Dr.becker

Ah man, I remember the super chill brand soda. Good times.

Snap, Becker, zevia

Only one I need is The Dr.

>dr perky
Sounds like my doctor, been getting monthly prostate exams for years, it's important to catch cancer early :^)

Dr. Skipper, Dr Thunder, and Dr. Tremor.

Dr. Perky sounds sexy

None of the above

The only correct answer desu

They should totally put a picture of Ted Danson on it.

No Mr. Pibb?

>Dr. Perfect
>Dr. Bold
>Dr. Right

I'll have 3 Bang's

I just want to let you know that this joke wasn't funny the first time it was made, and it's gotten progressively less funny each of the thousand times it's been spammed and forced. So if you're doing this to be annoying, good on you. If you actually think it's funny, consider suicide.

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>Dr. Thunder
>Dr. Dynamite
>Dr. Tremor

I am ready

This board has the shitties memes

> teleports behind you

Can't go wrong with Zevia.

I don’t trust doctors, is there
a pepper-style soda made by just a regular old guy or even a senor?

except that shitty metallic aftertaste.

I've weirdly never had a problem with the aftertaste. My family tried it and they didn't like the taste, so I guess it's just an acquired taste.

Three? I only need one.

You're the real doctor pepper in this scenario.

>Dr. Becker

Also, Dr. Perfect sounds like a RiffRaff alias

why are there so many doctor sodas
non meme answer pls

i would be surprised if the marketing dept didn't make a test set for themeselves with his pic on it

Where are you from?

Dr. Right
Dr. Choice
Dr. Bob

My name's Robert, so I think I chose well.

>Dr. Spice
>Spicy cola
that sounds absolutely horrible.

no one outside the Great Lakes knows what this is, but they are really good

Dr. Shasta won't be afraid to get his hands dirty with his street technique

Dr. Thunder will use his booming voice to frighten the others into submission

Dr. Perfect has natural c-cup tits, wide hips, a 7-inch uncut cock, and a self-lubricating anus

Mr. Pibb is your guy.

Real answer: Real Dr, because he's a real doctor and will keep you healthy. Dr. Thunder, as the muscle. And Dr. Chill to cool down after a long day of surviving the weak assault of the rest.

why

Based Dr. Thunder

*blocks path*

These all look terrible, I wish generic brands were illegal.

with dr shasta, the DR., and Dr. WOW i shall be unstoppable

>drink
>in an opaque can
>looks terrible
Get tested for retarded

nah

The cans look terrible you retarded fucking nigger

How about you get tested for BEING retarded you autistic shitstain

Real Dr. because hes a real doctor
Dr A+ because hes smart
And Dr. Bold because i dont want him as an enemy.

upvoted XD

>Real Dr because he’s a real doctor

But what he didn’t tell you is that his doctorate is in library science.

no u

mfw no boat pants

Gave me a slight chuckle m8

Dr Thunder and Dr Perfect sound like a wrestling duo, so them.

The Dr.
Dr. Dynamite
And this baby as my main man.

Dr. Perfect - The Brain
Dr. Tremor - The Elemental (Earth)
Dr. Dynamite - The Destroyer

No Dr. B? It's okay I've got some in the kitchen. HEB 4 lyfe

>Dr. Foots
literally /ourbeverage/

...

I know refreshe is pretty decent

Dr. K
Dr. Chill
Dr. Becker

currently sippin on Dr. Choice

>Mr. Pig

Mr. Pig™ Real Pork* Flavor!™

Dr. Becker seems trustworthy.

Honest question, what flavour is the genuine Dr Pepper?
It's not fruit, so what the fuck is it

>Dr Perfect
Probably some hero archetype. Smart, strong as fuck, favorable matchups against all other Drs by using his wit in battle
>Dr Thunder
Zeus in soda form. Can shoot lightning bolts and shit
>Dr Shasta
Voodoo witch doctor. Can cast hexes and raise armies of undead

>Dr Right
the brains and operational genius of the group
>Dr Stripes
unbeatable by all but vietnamese off-brands
>Dr Snap
additional support, under pressure he Dr snaps into a fit of rage, foregoing all forms of doctor-like medical practice for anger; effective against vietnamese Dr brands

>Real Dr., Dr Perfect, Dr. Dynamite
Any other choices will result in your death.

marzipan

Dr.k, dr.shaws, dr.becker

>dat dr. thunder product design
its like they just did this in microsoft word and just said ,meh fuck it good enough

Do americans really drink this shit?

Until Dr.Thunder comes and fucks your shit up

Dr Denali????

Dr. Thunder doesn't need some overpaid faggot graphic designer bitchboy to make him look good.

The patricians choice, a crisp refreshing Faygo. It will surely satiate your thirst.

>Dr. Tremor

Dr. Bob is delicious and 100% superior to regular Dr. Pepper.

If it were really superior its company would be making more money. Free market objectively decided Dr. Pepper is superior.

That you got upset about it was way funnier than the post

The superior Dr. Pepper ripoff, so much so it doesn't even use the Dr. name

Holy fuck it's been like 10 years since I ate at Braum's. I basically forgot it existed once I left Oklahoma.

>No Pibb
Let them kill me

>dr good guy
>lawful good
Had a laugh

Yeah I was looking for this. Good jorb.

>no Dr. Hyvee

Was looking for this as well, however I would like to point out:
H.E.B. Stands for Howard E. Butt and since their Dr. Pepper copy is called Dr. B, that means your drinking Dr. Butt...

The Dr., Dr. Thunder and Dr. Snap are the only correct choices.

how are none of these called Dr. Soda

Chill, Thunder, and Fire (not shown)

God Tier:
Dr. Perfect
Dr. Tremor
Dr. Thunder

High Tier:
Dr. Wow
Dr. Dynamite
Dr. Fine
Dr. A+
Dr. Right
Dr. Chill

Mid Tier:
Dr. Zevia
Dr. Bold
Real Dr.
Dr. Choice
The Dr.
Dr. Spice

Low Tier:
Dr. Becker
Dr. Snap
Dr. Shaw
Dr. Perky

Shit Tier:
Dr. Bob
Dr. Skipper
Dr. Shasta
Dr. Stripes

They're handing out PhDs like candy these days...

Nigger do you even ICP?

Right choice, bob

I think I'm gonna go with Dr. Thunder, Dr. Dynamite, and as my wild card... Dr. Bob.

So many of them and we don't get any in Australia.

WHERE'S MY DR DINGO.

Dr Bold, the headstrong brute.
Dr Chill, the suave quick-thinker.
The Dr, the doctor.