Reading Homer

Interesting. All of the Brazilians I've worked with look just like Mexicans, except not overweight

I love you.

unfortunately not

It varies wildly from state to state.

why didn't you fug her

Seriously, all I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.

Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."

Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

she had a numale boyfriend they larped as a married couple with a dog playing the role of their child and it was really unattractive and besides i had really bad oneitis at the time

Looks like one of those South Americans who's 3/4 Spanish and 1/4 native

Do you fuck every succubus that talks to you?

>pious Aeneas
jesus christ virgil, we get it!!!!!

only ones that ask me about jerking off

idk if you are thinking it was sexy or something but it really wasn't.
she cornered me in the booth on my break and asked me if i masturbated and i lied and said no and turned red and then her and another girl laughed at me and basically realized that i'm autistic
it felt more like bullying than a come on

what a fucking autist. That's the perfect in. Just reverse the question and ask her if she masturbates

That's meaningless, everyone talks about jerking off on a informal setting.

castizo is the olden tyme's name for that

t. Androcles

>larping as a married couple
People actually do this? God I hate numale culture.

I knew a pale white girl who looked like this in high school.
She showed me her underwear and almost touched my penis once when she asked, but I told her no.
I'm such a stupid fucking faggot, should kill myself.

Is this pasta now? If not, top tier post.

you need to go back

Source?

>reading Dostoyevsky
>another female character falls madly in love with a male character and swears to be his wife because he so much as kissed her or forced her to hold his hand
Seriously what is this stupid shit? People can't really have acted this fucking retarded.

As soon as I figure out how to summon one, I'll let you know.

What an ugly mutt
Mutts should be the first to go, they're crimes against the intended order of things.

I would breed with her.

>i'm so racist I've become gay

>letting an edgelord goad a reaction out of you

Never quote me again, dumbsider.

She's quite pneumatic

Now if only I knew who she was.

Someone who is making happy some guy.

>a girl
>making any man happy

Why does this remind me of something?

Good one.

I'd mount her and give her my lion alright.

>her face when she sees your cock for the first time

I don't think any woman will make that face when she sees your cock.

If you have aspirations of becoming a writer, just drop them now and get a real job. Thank me later.

Well said, OP. I mean, I love the mountain lion analogies, but fuck there's quite a few of them. Well done, this made me laugh audibly.

Don't be too sure; your mum did.

>tfw she looks just like this qt I used to know
>tfw haven't seen her in years

Thanks for the blog update faggot

DON'T FORGET THE BOARS

Go to her user!

>some girl he used to know
>interested in him in any way

Women don't like cowards.

Good thing none of them ever ran into you.

Implying women like anything of merit.

wew lad I want to be a pretty girl.
Feels bad man.

Become trans?

He said pretty girl, not hideous abomination that people openly mock

Enough surgeries and you can fake it.

Maybe I phrased that wrong.
I want to be femininely pretty, I am not female but I feel very jealous of pretty girls.
I want people to get on their knees and worship my face and my body as well as my disdain for them and my impenetrable mind.

>reading Gene Wolfe
>the narrator contradicts something he said earlier

Not in for the moment
Maybe in the future

It's another of Nestor's anecdotes about his youth that covers several pages.

>reading pynchon,
>it's another nostril licking scene

is that Gundogan

What is like to be a virgin?

It is precisely because one isn't a virgin that he doesn't hold any fantasies that women will change his life for the better by themselves.

>they larped as a married couple
Just made me re-contextualize every relationship I've had. Thanks desu

>Let I, the virgin, tell you how the world works.
Aha, come on.

Are you mad that you're ugly yourself, Mr Purebred?

Looks nice.

>it's another "where is Achilles when you need him" episode

She looks too much like Charls from MDE and it only makes me harder

Who?

She sounds hot.

kids these days don't take mountain lions serious enough anymore

what's it like to be dependent on a woman to be happy? kys

You are dead inside, stop lying to yourself.

You should have filed for sexual harassment, sue her, and live an entire year with that money. If this was a man doing it, boy oh boy.

t. woman

>reading Homer
>it's another mountain lion analogy

No, it's Kripp.

in Slav land lots of men died out die to wars or drink so their were lots of thirsty ass ladies wanting the D

>reading a history book
>"euro-americans" comes up when talking about native born Americans

Newfag

Women this pretty intimidate the shit out of me.

What if she's fixating you like that for more than three seconds and your hands are not holding anything so you become even more visibly nervous. What do you do next?

>sorry, I gotta go... do some errands

Helplessly avoiding direct eye contact with someone on a mother fucking screen. Just...

>that pretty
you must be scared a lot, assuming you're also scared by women more pretty than that

It's rare to find blue eyed, fair skinned women here in Brazil, they are all mongrels.

I like sheever because she is tall and i am an amazon fetish fag

i mean it's pretty weird to be staring straight into the eyes of a gif for an extended period of time so

We need more mountain lions to be honest.

>when Odysseus meets Nausicaa

Literally the only one.

she's just a white girl with dark eyes.

pic related is what the average mexican woman looks like fyi

>muh repetition

It was intended to be recited by memory to an audience, not read. The repetition is a means toward this end

Looks like a moroccan man

Sure it does, get your eyes checked buddy.