"Do you have any A1?"

> "Do you have any A1?"

A1 is the best condiment for burgers

>Is diet coke ok sir?

>I'll have a cherry coke
>sorry sir all we have is coke

>guest asks for A1 sauce
>give him the 3 year expired one from the fridge

>Will the sir be having a pop this evening?

>drowns food I made with salt and hot sauce before even tasting it
some people are just the worst

>"sorry sir, but we're out of chicken tenders. will chicken nuggets be okay?"

I got legitimately offended because a buddy did this, she made this beautiful dinner of steak and salad and bread and potatoes and this son of a bitch poured ketchup on the steak

same friend also put ketchup on his own mothers fuckin' pesto so I shouldn't have been surprised but still

Ketchup has ONE (1) purpose and that's to use on french fries.
Anyone who breaks that rule is subhuman

true

my grilled cheese begs to differ

Next time dip it in tomato soup.

hot dogs
hamburgers
base sauce for bbq
more styles of potato besides french cut
also goes decent with eggs in small quantities

>hot dogs
*reees in Chicagoan*

Once watched a friend of mine's entire family ruin a gorgeous prime rib this way. I was in her bridal party, so had a front row seat to the carnage. Dinner was a lovely prime rib, cooked perfectly, and just delicious on it's own. Watched her entire family pass around a bottle of off brand "steak sawse" and absolutely drown their servings. Though the bride defiled her portion with ketchup - spread in with the back of a teaspoon.

>so there is no A1 sauce?

>Pour my heart and soul into making the best juiciest most savory garlic Parmesan
>Mum just up and pours ketchup all over the entire thing

garlic Parmesan chicken*

A1 is a great condiment in general, but I rarely use it with my steak.

I unioronically like mechanically separated meat