Sup Veeky Forums today we're going to cook some shit

Sup Veeky Forums today we're going to cook some shit

Okay

How much to boil? Like 5 minutes?

>The day Veeky Forums jumped the shark

Slap some old bay on that shit

Screencap me in my homosexual friend

lets see where this goes

Tasty crap OP

Sum curcuma

chopping nions for delicious soup

how drunk are you

mm very nice indeed
a bit

Guess this board sucks now too.

uma delica

>It's actually shit

Fuck what to do

Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

Gotta eat it my man. You can't just throw food away.

i dropped the spoon

The spoon adds flavor.

You're a retard OP.

looks like it needs some cream

Shitposting at its best.

>Not cooking it in piss
You're a retard, OP.

Piss would be overpowering. OP needs to supplement the shit with ingredients that will really compliment it as the hero of the dish.

Needs a bay leaf

Give me a cozy spot in the screencap, as I swirly up me bottie of cheap wodka and watch this thread burn

I have no words.

*sniff*

get that bad boy out of there

Not a good thread. Good on you for trying maybe? Just gross though, not funny.

Very nice dish OP hahahaha

is there a vegan version of this?

>this thread
every day we stray further away from God

What if he eats it?

of all the not fun posts, this is the most not fun
consider facebook or r*ddit for more family-friendly content, you tremendous fucking queer

Pure filth. I hope this is just some fucked up slavic dish that looks like poo

I can not imagine how bad this shit would smell.

In my mind OP broke into somebody's house just to photograph and post this. Then he'll send the JPEGs to the lucky home owner later.

Are we counting down how long this stays up?

why the fuck would it be deleted

Because we're never allowed to have any fun.

OP???

OP tasted his shit stew but died before he could post results

OOGA BOOGA
EAT THE SHIT STEW

I honestly thought it was truffles from the thumbnail. Oh my fuck.

We only have fun when you're not here

what in the fuck

why tho?

attention

"European cuisine"

Do americans really eat this?

Boiling your logs is fucking pleb teir.
What you wanna do is slice em in half but no completely. Pull the sides apart a bit and fill the insides with your favorite brand of cereal. Sprinkle some cheese over em and throw em in to your methane oven. 20 mins on full brap.

This thread isn't fun though.

How do you not die fron the smell alone

Someone please screencap this thread.

It shall go into the annals of Veeky Forums shitposting threads of history

Just OP’s posts

its probably an improvement on his regular apartment smell

Is he alive? Are we sure that shit is...shit? Maybe it's something that looks like shit.

Why would i eat that?
I'm not mentally ill

>This entire thread

Ok user, just wait a minute. Take your time to read my post: you are not going to do that, please it my be harmful to your body and mind(wich i already think are damaged otherwise you wouldn't be cooking literal shit).
Do NOT eat that shit, I repeat do NOT eat that! Btw put me in the screencap.

This thread is a fucking trainwreck

>trillions of seconds of evolution for this

post a picture of you actually eating this out of the same bowl or gtfo OP

American food thread?
American food thread

Actually ruined my lunch

Oh god the smell, what about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!

Truly the greatest advancement of mankind.

>unironically jerk it to dirty Lena scat porn
>find this revolting
You're not supposed to do this shit irl user

...

Do europeans really do this?

>I will do something stupid that could possibly hurt me
>Surely the attention will make people love me instantly afterward!

You've gone too far this time OP

>be me
>decide to see what Veeky Forums is all about
>see this
I don't know what I expected of a cooking board here.

>I'm not mentally ill

Is it human poop or animal poop?