Sup Veeky Forums today we're going to cook some shit
Sup Veeky Forums today we're going to cook some shit
Okay
How much to boil? Like 5 minutes?
>The day Veeky Forums jumped the shark
Slap some old bay on that shit
Screencap me in my homosexual friend
lets see where this goes
Tasty crap OP
Sum curcuma
chopping nions for delicious soup
how drunk are you
mm very nice indeed
a bit
Guess this board sucks now too.
uma delica
>It's actually shit
Fuck what to do
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
Gotta eat it my man. You can't just throw food away.
i dropped the spoon
The spoon adds flavor.
You're a retard OP.
looks like it needs some cream
Shitposting at its best.
>Not cooking it in piss
You're a retard, OP.
Piss would be overpowering. OP needs to supplement the shit with ingredients that will really compliment it as the hero of the dish.
Needs a bay leaf
Give me a cozy spot in the screencap, as I swirly up me bottie of cheap wodka and watch this thread burn
I have no words.
*sniff*
get that bad boy out of there
Not a good thread. Good on you for trying maybe? Just gross though, not funny.
Very nice dish OP hahahaha
is there a vegan version of this?
>this thread
every day we stray further away from God
What if he eats it?
of all the not fun posts, this is the most not fun
consider facebook or r*ddit for more family-friendly content, you tremendous fucking queer
Pure filth. I hope this is just some fucked up slavic dish that looks like poo
I can not imagine how bad this shit would smell.
In my mind OP broke into somebody's house just to photograph and post this. Then he'll send the JPEGs to the lucky home owner later.
Are we counting down how long this stays up?
why the fuck would it be deleted
Because we're never allowed to have any fun.
OP???
OP tasted his shit stew but died before he could post results
OOGA BOOGA
EAT THE SHIT STEW
I honestly thought it was truffles from the thumbnail. Oh my fuck.
We only have fun when you're not here
what in the fuck
why tho?
attention
"European cuisine"
Do americans really eat this?
Boiling your logs is fucking pleb teir.
What you wanna do is slice em in half but no completely. Pull the sides apart a bit and fill the insides with your favorite brand of cereal. Sprinkle some cheese over em and throw em in to your methane oven. 20 mins on full brap.
This thread isn't fun though.
How do you not die fron the smell alone
Someone please screencap this thread.
It shall go into the annals of Veeky Forums shitposting threads of history
Just OP’s posts
its probably an improvement on his regular apartment smell
Is he alive? Are we sure that shit is...shit? Maybe it's something that looks like shit.
Why would i eat that?
I'm not mentally ill
>This entire thread
Ok user, just wait a minute. Take your time to read my post: you are not going to do that, please it my be harmful to your body and mind(wich i already think are damaged otherwise you wouldn't be cooking literal shit).
Do NOT eat that shit, I repeat do NOT eat that! Btw put me in the screencap.
This thread is a fucking trainwreck
>trillions of seconds of evolution for this
post a picture of you actually eating this out of the same bowl or gtfo OP
American food thread?
American food thread
Actually ruined my lunch
Oh god the smell, what about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!
Truly the greatest advancement of mankind.
>unironically jerk it to dirty Lena scat porn
>find this revolting
You're not supposed to do this shit irl user
...
Do europeans really do this?
>I will do something stupid that could possibly hurt me
>Surely the attention will make people love me instantly afterward!
You've gone too far this time OP
>be me
>decide to see what Veeky Forums is all about
>see this
I don't know what I expected of a cooking board here.
>I'm not mentally ill
Is it human poop or animal poop?