"Wow! You drink soda...

I drink my coffee black and unsweetened. You shouldn't drink soda.

>he says as he destroys his tooth enamel, fucks up his stomach bacteria, dehydrates himself, damages his kidneys, and ruins his sleep cycle

>The coffee most people add to coffee

Well soda isn't a source of protein or fat and is said to damage your bones, so there's another reason to switch to water.

I hadn't had my coffee yet. You know what I meant.

I drink fluoride and estrogen filtered water. You shouldn't drink soda.

>as he glugs down his daily morning coffee
you drink soda in the morning?
that's just disgusting as fuck

Where did you draw that conclusion coffee boy?

i only drink cofee when i need to take a shit during a certain timeframe

doesnt take even 10 minutes to work

>Be Scandifaggot
>Default coffee is black
>Sugar in coffee is for degenerates
>Milk in coffee is for people with weak bladders or southerens
>Barista is basically a recognized scam unless its hipster style

Never said he was drinking soda, just that coffee guy complains about OP drinking soda. Coulda been an offhand conversation.

>destroys his tooth enamel
my toothpaste has NovaMin
>fucks up his stomach bacteria
I take probiotic supplements
>dehydrates himself
I drink at least a gallon of water a day
>damages his kidneys
[citation needed]
>and ruins his sleep cycle
I sleep 8 hours a night
Soda is bad for you.

>tfw recently cold drinks cause a shit ton of pain in my stomach
Hot drinks only for me.

Hot drinks cause esophageal cancer.

Oh well. I’ll deal with that later than adding additional pain to my already fucked up digestive system.

You should be drinking room temperature drinks for optimal health

>drinking soda

KEK

life causes cancer in general and is proven to result in death

Do people really use speech marks within greentext on this board?

>down his daily morning coffee filled with various sugars.

You can tell OP is some fat kid if he just assumes everyone drinks their coffee with sugar, black coffee is the drink of the responsible adult.

Drinking soda is disgusting you retarded normie. I drink my coffee black btw

I drink 3 cans of soda a day unless i substitute with tea or coffee, but man its always too hot to drink hot shit

>he's not a part of the cold brew master race
>he lives in Australia

Cold Brew is a gross meme, if you want iced coffee make it the Japanese way

Butt funnel it with squid ink?

shut up weeb, cold brew is great. I drink all coffee unsweetened and black, but the it's a much more pleasurable experience when the grounds haven't been kissed with the bittering touch of heat

but it's*

>drinking soda or coffee and not just water or hard liquor on the occasion

>he drinks anything other than water, alcohol, milk, and black coffee
I mean you're entitled to your own opinion and all but those 4 are all you really need.

there's literally twice as much sugar in a can of Coke as there is in my (one) morning coffee, and I put actual sugar in my coffee as opposed to HFCS

THIS XD

t. Brigham Young

water, milk, fruit and vegetable juices, and alcoholic beverages are the only things worth drinking

Why would anyone put anything else into perfectly good coffee?

I mean, milk is acceptable if it's the usual shitty dark roast

I can practically see her asshole

I just realized that those 4 pretty much are all i drink and barely milk because i'll add a little half and half to my first cup of coffee and have the next one black.

>Drinking anything but water
It's not the middle

Most people drink awful coffee and they don't know any better

Yet somehow Starbucks is a worldwide titan for coffee...

if regular corn is healthy(80cals, 2.6g protein, fibre and complex carbs per 100 grams) then why is HFCS so fuckin bad?

>Muh secret internet club rules and regulations
This is why you get teased irl.

uh oh we got an ITG here bois