Tfw I just ate 4 Big Macs and a large fries for lunch

>tfw I just ate 4 Big Macs and a large fries for lunch

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>tfw every bite was your choice and being depressed about it is an insult to anybody who has ever had a legitimate problem in their entire lives

>get home from work
>too lazy to leave again
>order jack in the box
>3 jumbo jacks with jalapenos
>2 chicken sandwiches
>large curly fry
>4 tacos
>eat it all in about 45 minutes while watching a show

No shame, user.
Shame on McDonalds for marketing thousand island mixed with mayo as a special sauce, though.

I'm not depressed about it I just wish my dopamine addiction wasn't as strong

Just know wagecucks in there thought you were a fat gluttonous fuck
You know it's bad when wagecucks can talk shit

Butit is delicious af tho

tfw overeating again

yea, can't take responsibility for your actions
gotta blame something, no matter how absurd

im making kung pao
even tho i already had dinner
i just like having lots of food in the fridge ready to be reheated and consumed witthing minutes
im not just making an excuse to keep eating or anything

McDonald's advertising is getting really weird here in Australia.
The latest ones on TV have this creepy old guy hanging out with a bunch of children.

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I'd love to hear what problems you believe you have that aren't your fault at all.

>just got back from work
>have only had a cup of coffee the entire day
>really hungry but feel too lazy to make any food
>dump a box of jello into a bowl of water and let it sit for 15 minutes
>dinner for me

such is the life of a skellington

How though? I wouldnt be able to fit more than 2.

First thing I did in Paris was McDonalds.

Did you get a beer and a royal with cheese?

>dopamine addiction

Keep up the good work Mr President!

>hungry
>crave a fast food
>eat fast food
>doesn't taste as good as I remember
>tell myself I wont eat fast food again
>get hungry
>cycle repeats

I drove to McDonalds at 2am last night for 2 big macs and a large fries. Shit was delicious. Might do it again tonight 2bh.

just try waterfasting op, shit is easy, your stomach shrinks, and your appetite changes

Mcdoubles are a lot cheaper for what you get

Every. Fucking. Time

>Don't drink soft drinks for 2 months
>Have a coke, because everyone says "you won't even like it after not having it for so long"
>It's fucking delicious and now I just want more

This is true. Except Dr Pepper.

So. Fucking. Good. Every. Fucking. Time.

>dopamine addiction
stupidest shit i've read this morning

>dopamine addiction

Really easy to put something in front of you so youre not responsible eh?
Fat fuck lying to himself, the old story.

>4 big macs and a large fry
>not a big mac and 4 large fries

lol, its still your fucking brain you mongoloid

I haven't eaten in 3 days because of cocaine binge. I'm getting pretty hungry now

so we all agree OP is a degenerate right

I have a form of hereditary cancer.

just take some more cocaine bro

I ran out yesterday. Didn't sleep at all last night and went to work hanging drywall. Just got home. I'm feeling a big fat hamburger

I'm getting off of work in 15 and I feel fucking lazy and worthless, what should I get from the McDonalds?

McNuggies, if you please

I haven't had McNuggets in years.
It shall be.
But now you've complicated things what sauce should I get?

sweet n sour sauce

is it bad if i don't ever get any sauce

Won't feel the same, do it next week instead

This is America, if you want to eat yourself to death, we allow it. Godspeed user.

Honey

So you fucking knew about it and just did nothing. kys before the cancer does you worthless skinhead

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of a Black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That's why all his "updates" trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He's locked away in his mom's basement trying to learn GO. It's such an obscure and asinine language that he can't find the documentation he needs. He's about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, "new phone, who dis" and "32 million solves my oracle problem." get out.

...

Fuck, I wish I had some cocaine right now. Hunger's sinking in but I don't want to eat.

>tfw you lost weight, got back into shape, and started to look good again
>tfw you start putting weight back on, but it's almost exclusively due to drinking excessively again
I'm just trying to cut out beer now and limit myself to a few gin and tonics

Idk but feels wholesome
F

Overeating is not a big deal, IDGAF about what everyone else says. Be you. Just make sure to replace the toilet after 2 years, or else your life will become shitty.. Real shit

Let me guess: you got it through drive-thru, then ate it in your car in the parking lot.

Yes and I ate it all at home in front of my figma collection

Damn dude that sounds nice. Can you show me some of them?

pls no bully

It's obviously grandparents watching over there expansive set of grandchildren, how fucking stupid are you?

disgusting anglo pig

that doesn't make any sense.

t. not the guy with cancer

Three pancakes with lots of butter and syrup.
2 slices of carrot cake
A meat pie
A sausage roll
A chicken salad roll
A large latte

You're doing God's work OP.

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