Lets try something new

I jabbed the maiden betwixt the flaps.

I fucked her arseways

bugs... easy on the carrots

I entered her home. We talked and each had our own drinks within her warm vestibule. We were so boisterous, so unhinged, that perhaps the less-visited backyard would've been better for our conversation. But I couldn't leave, and she wouldn't have let me anyway.

In our heated yet inebriated talks, she slurred her words and spilled over herself often. I never knew if that was from my counterarguments, or if she just enjoyed the sound of her own voice and the attention from another voice such as mine. Regardless, I tried to convince her, and in my most fervent diatribes, I spilled my drink all over the vestibule.

Did she notice? Did even I notice it at the time? Being of a woman of esteem, she had a horde of maids to clean up messes, but today was a risky day: any uncleanliness from today would remain for some time, perhaps creating an unalterable change in the both vestibule and the whole house.

In that moment, I didn't care. And on these sorts of days, perhaps she never did.

he brapped
in her flap

>hey lets feed some responses to our robots

For sale: my pussy, hymen intact.

You win
/thread

I have read the thread yet, but I can't wait to see if anyone actually fell for writing porn, and then how willingly they'll defend doing it.

fuckin kek

I scoured her oven.

And butt, so?

Too epic. Insert me in the screencap ;)

I wanged my ween
into that queen.

Yet unforeseen,
last night's cuisine,
turned hard and green,
ran through her spleen
and out between
my cock, her jean.

Once tight and clean,
now like latrine,
lays too protein
inside that teen

I had her up, down, left and right, front and back. Clockwise and anticlockwise. I came in at her like a squadron of fully-kitted up attack planes on a Vietnamese bombing run.

Noice

i put the pizza in the oven.

kek

I fucked her in her pussy,
my dick went in and out
I fucked her in the pussy,
she didn't scream or shout.

We'd met on fifth and vine street,
the dusk was hot and thick.
We'd met on fifth and vine street,
I grabbed and pulled her quick.

I fucked her in her pussy,
her skirt around her head.
I fucked her in the pussy.
Who wants a boy instead?

She seemed so plain and simple
compared to whores in rouge.
She seemed so plain and simple
compared to beatitude.

I fucked her in her pussy,
my dick went in and in.
I fucked her in the pussy,
This is where it begins.

She didn't turn to scowl at me,
She didn't turn to smile.
She didn't tell me yes, but oh,
she said "You'll work awhile."

I fucked her in her pussy,
I've got a pair of girls.
Because I fucked her in the pussy,
I'm scared for them: the world.

...

THE LAMENT OF THE MIDDLE AGED DRUNK AT THE PUB

I fucked her in her pussy,
my dick went in and out
I fucked her in the pussy,
she didn't scream or shout.

We'd met on fifth and vine street,
the dusk was pink and thick.
We'd met on fifth and vine street,
I grabbed and pulled her quick.

I fucked her in her pussy,
her skirt around her head.
I fucked her in the pussy.
Who wants a boy instead?

She seemed so young and simple
compared to whores in rouge.
She seemed so plain and simple
compared to beatitude.

I fucked her in her pussy,
my dick went in and in.
I fucked her in the pussy,
This is where it begins.

She didn't turn to scowl at me,
She didn't turn to smile.
She didn't tell me yes, but oh,
she said "You'll work awhile."

Because I fucked her in her pussy,
I've got a pair of girls.
Because I fucked her in the pussy,
I'm scared for them. The world!

We've got a house on seventh
with pretty little bays.
We've got a house on seventh.
Soon she'll send me away.

I fuck her in the pussy.
She smokes a cigarette.
I fuck her in the pussy.
She reads the new gazette.

Oh tell me brother, tell me
what can I ever do?
Oh tell me brother, tell me,
do I stick it where she poos?

I entered her slowly, like a brother creeping into his sister's room to steal her used panties.

F U C K E D
E
H E R K
C
R I G H T U
F
I N T H E
P
U
S
S
P U S S Y

I cried inside of her, purging myself in what was left of herself, already pounded into submission, now a chalice for my saddest fantasies.

That's all you get rn cuz I'm writing this between sets ;$

ebin

I wonder what type of deranged woman would someone who browses Veeky Forums have sex with her.

Learn how to write a sentence you fucking retard

I came here to post this

I just forgot the word 'let'.

>I fucked her in her pussy
I had the ol' in-out, in-out my droogs.

TLN: droogs = niggas

Its a numbers game, purely. Spin the wheel enough times and someone will let you fuck them. The problem is, most of us don't leave the house.

What the fuck did you even try to write?

...

google doesn't find that picture, who is she?

factz

My pussybag

your what?

d-delet this

...

Manically, I packed my pelvic plunger pudding into her pink plophole.