Does anyone have any writing hacks. Give me some of your prose secrets, and tricks

Does anyone have any writing hacks. Give me some of your prose secrets, and tricks.

use semicolons instead of commas. Makes you look educated

And colons instead of semicolons: it makes for great flow and readability.

I end every single one of my stories with, "Cha Cha Cha"

Use clausulae

jc those legs

>Does anyone have any writing hacks

Normal legs my guy

If your doing multiple POVs never do it on the most interesting character in the room. Half the fun is the audience trying to figure out what that character is thinking.

I think Jenny has become a little too mean lately.

Cute legs though, absolutely

"Show, don't tell."

Don't fall for this meme.
I repeat, do NOT fall for this meme.

visualize what you're writing. comment on the colors of emotions and the viscosity of words

Get off of Veeky Forums and actually try writing.

came here to post this

No metaphors.

alcohol. and or drugs.

avoid tvtropes.

block it in your hosts file.

OP: don't take advice from people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

don't use apostrophes or quotation marks so everything feels more mysterious and ambiguous