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Chinaman cheesecake

These is sweet and full of calories as fuck. As cancer as it is I still like them though

The branding of the jigglecakes, a most cruel practice

My grandparents had fish like these. They would suck on your fingers.

not impressive, the balloon is deflated

What is OC

Looks and sounds too sweet. Pretty though.

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Looks like a Japanese cotton cheesecake.

That's way too much mayonnaise and you're supposed to slice it into disks.

Those look like cake sushi.

Oxycontin

I mean it's just a mirror glaze, you can put it on literally any cake

Actually, it's not much less than what Wendy's uses

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You're deflated

Why is this being made in a car?

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This is the type of cake you could learn to make for girls to get into their pants.

>Zinger brulee
I'd eat it.

Judging by the food, he is living in his car.

That's pretty cool but I highly doubt those prawns cooked to a crisp during that split second they were in the fire.

No shit, genius.

Plus there are four nails
Spreads out surface area
P=F/A

Why thank you, my IQ just made it past 150 last week

webm threads are really taking off now, what a time to be alive

Can we have at least one webm thread without jack posting?

there have been plenty, sorry you missed them
reminder, do not blend steaming hot fluids

literally me

Original cheesecake

is that Joey?

We can't, but we can have one with Kayposting.

>plas teep

I legitimately feel bad for her son

because he can't eat cheese?

Because he not only eats the abominations she makes for her videos, but he has to eat it *every day*, even when shes not recording it.

I've read of some cooking methods where you're supposed to slowly cook fatty meat by itself in a pot so that the fat renders and it ends up frying after the meat's gotten tender and liquid evaporated. I guess this is a take on that, using leaner meat, and it probably would've worked okay if she did it on the proper temperature.

he likes pretty much everything she makes and is morbidly obese, I have to assume he's alright with it

That's why I feel bad for him

You're giving her way, way too much credit man.

Is there actually anything wrong with cutting food with scissors?

I lost it at the Nutter Butters. But I did also enjoy the Klondike bar.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't at least want to try all of those.

No, you just don't see people doing that. Not sure what she actually did, but most people will just chop up their onion before cooking instead of doing that scissor thing.

UUUU

you can cut your grass with a beard trimmer but it does mean you're spastic

I guess if you're living in your car that's as good as it's going to get.

as she kept adding the oil my eyes just got wider and wider, jesus fucking christ.

what is this person doing?

holy fuck it just got worse and worse

Hiding the evidence

Did they suck for a long time or just until they realized the fingers weren't food? Just curious about fish behavior, haha.

same haha
do they suck on things that arent finger shaped, maybe like something smaller than an egg haha

It's a cheesecake popular in Taiwan and Japan.

It's full of palm oil.

>the way she just pushes it all in

fug

Probably, but I think most people also don't know it's an actual cooking technique

Look up carne frita, it's almost what she was making but she fucked it up

>carne frita
oh shit my grandma makes these sometimes
shits good as fuck

I infer that, considering how much effort is put into the design, it costs a buttload per piece. I can't imagine it tasting as good as it looks.

ive seen shears for chicken and pizza, but not for an onion. how much longer does that take vs cutting/dicing with a knife? that cant be more efficient.

Good lord those are beautiful.

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god only knows the reasons she has sucked a cock for

After this she did a scat porn shoot.

this shit is good, pay no attention to the disk faggot, just slice it in half like a regular heterosexual man

youtube.com/watch?v=ds5_TQaSGis

Every time I see that I hear 2d girls yelling "kyaa!" in my head

This is so full of calories. As aesthetically pleasing as it is, has no feasible reason to exist.

>she

this webm nearly gave me a panic attack

Do you guys think she's happy with her existence?

I thought the cake was frozen

aside from being delicious?

user, I know you're very excited to apply your intro physics knowledge, but the applied surface area, ie the tip of the nail, is still quite small. The force on each nail is quartered, sure, but the resulting pressure per nail would still be enough to easily pop the balloon.

Yum

dog food?

The miracle of birth ;_;7 g-d bless

>gotta get all that juice out

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doesnt look that bad honestly
season that thing up and toss it in the oven and it would look nice

Why would this be made? Why would anyone think this is okay?

100/10 :3

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cool it with the sexism

asians do it a lot

but cutting onions with a scissor while they're sweating in a pot is retarded

Probably tastes better than canned burgers.

mexicans fucking LOVE lime and douse everything in it

honestly limes go good on everything

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