Welcome to McDonald's

I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.

>yes may I have 2 cheeseburgers with bacon
>buttermilk crispy chicken
>double quarter pounder with bacon
>large fry
>and a large Powerade

> double whopper with cheese please

>two sausage biscuits with two hashbrowns

lemme get a mcpick 2 with fries and a drink
big mac and a sausage and egg mcgriddles

no drinks? no fries? no based three packs of ketchup? no ice cream or based cool pie?

fuck you and fuck your order, nigger.

>I NEED MORE SUGAR
hey man, take it easy

>Order McChicken and Large Soda
>have to make an exchange with a spic

At least Wendys has the decency to hire niggers

>Ordering more than one sandwich for yourself
Whoa, slow down, piggy.

just one cheeseburger, i can barely finish one, let alone a double

2 for 2.50: 6 nuggets & McDouble
McChicken
medium drink

Either $5.08 or $5.22 depending on which jurisdiction I'm in.

if that is your meal, I figure sometimes you spill into several jurisdictions.

When I go to mcdonalds I always get my stand by... the shits.

WALA?
WALA?!
WALANG MCCHICKENMANOK??
PUTANGINAMO

I miss the REAL dollar menu.

They discontinued habenero ranch for that new signature sauce feelsbad

100 big macs

Last time I went they still had some in stock but that was like 3 weeks ago

I'm not needy like you are :^)

just an iced coffee thanks. only anglos would eat your "food"

Just another reason wendys is the superior value, 4 for 4 is leagues ahead of any other deal, and the sandwhich is actually not shit

>coffee with milk in it

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet youre a big asshole irl

Wendy's is not bad, but hardees tops them.

>"""medium meal"""
>chicken big mac with grilled chicken as apposed to the crispy chicken mcpattie and with bacon and lettuce
>medium fries with a sweet mustard sauce
> 600 ml water
>side drink of small choc milkshake with hazelnut syrup and coco powder on top
T.MacDonald ™ employee

I bet so too

CS language is the debil, my mom says idk tho im 32

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

You can't combo the 20 piece

Wrong in Australia

I'll take a lawsuit because you guys prepared my coffee too hot so I was scalded on my private area while I hold the coffee between my legs

>saying a single word when going to McD

Ameriluls baka

I have this at the one down the block from my house. I fucking hate it because it's so amazing and lets me cut in line cause I'm paying with card and enables the fuck out of my autism so I eat there more than I should. Seriously, this shit is great and I hope it spreads you can actually see the entire fucking menu.

>tfw small is getting slowly bigger
How's the "happy meal with no toy" meme?

hit a bro up with a double mcgangbang bro, yeah, off the secret menu

A McDonald's worker on /b/ suggested this to me and I tried it, it was not bad at all, first McDonald's trip in over 2 years:
>signature BBQ bacon
>crispy chicken
>add jalapeño
>white cheese
>artisan roll

Got it with a hash brown and it was a solid choice. Tried their signature sauce and that was fucking weird

2 Big Macs
2 Filet O Fish
1 Chocolate Malted

Please read a little history to find out why she was right.

Oh shit! My local McDicks is on the local news with a small chance of going national.

Last night a Supreme Gentlemen shot his two female co-workers.

wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/anderson-township/two-shot-one-arrested-at-anderson-township-mcdonalds

Just a sasuage biscuit and a cup of water please.

>"Will there be anything else"

Nope that's it!

>"You're total is $1.09, please pull up to the first window

t-thanks

For lunch: 4 pc nugget, 1 mcdouble & small diet drink
For breakfast: 1 sausage burrito, 1 hashbrown

I tried the grilled onions cheddar burger today. 0/10 would not buy again

>8 days of skin grafting
>20% of her body weight
jesus fuck
all that because they kept their coffee at brewing temperature

The for profit medico/pharma industry is precisely the same as the legal system in the US. Once they get a hold of you, they never let you go. They'll come up with any kind of shit to keep you as a paying customer.

they brwed the coffee under pressure
so much hotter than boiling

Why was she right, exactly? Oh, boo hoo, she had grievous injuries. I don't deny that her injuries were gory and extremely severe, but how is it not her fault for holding a fucking hot coffee between her legs like an idiot? That's a stupid idea regardless of how hot it is.
McD's makes their coffee HOT because the overwhelming majority of people that drink McD's coffee in the morning drive to their workplace and THEN drink their coffee, and will bitch if it gets cold in the 10-20 minutes that pass.
You notice how I said "MAKES" and not "MADE" or "USED TO MAKE"? That's because they make their coffee as hot as they used to. They dropped the temperature for a few years and then raised it again, because people complained about it. And they haven't had a single problem since then.

>McDonald's
>Coffee
just no

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I agree with you

20 double cheese burguers and a diet coke, please

>no based three packs of ketchup
McDonalds ketchup is flavored garbage water.

I remember reading before there was a problem with that specific McDonald's where the coffee was way hotter than it was supposed to be, and they were already aware of that before the incident. Then the lid wasn't properly sealed when it was handed to her. Finally McDonald's only offered $600 for settlement.

Just one black coffee with splenda® pls.

You scared me there, I thought it was gonna be calorie-related.

>5 inches of uncleaned, liquid making up its inside parts
Does that mean there's 5 inches of old coffee that's dripped inside and sat there? What's with that comma after uncleaned? I remember reading that McDonald's actually cleans (or is supposed to) their drink machines more often, uses cleaner filtered water, etc. and that their drinks actually taste better than they do from other places because of that. Some locations might neglect them but that doesn't mean it's constant at all locations.

>Quarter pounder or Spicy chicken sandwich
>Large fries
>diet soda
Eat while watching a show or some youtube, very comfy

have you ever been to mcdonalds in the ghetto

1 sausage biscuit

that's it

They have nice wifi.

do you guys really eat all that food in one sitting or you buying for someone else too

Mein neger
Add a mcdouble or two though

No, I don't live near niggers.

I wouldn't but to be fair the burgers are fucking small with barely any meat.

Nicely memed my good sir! May I interest you in an upvote?

well i was at the one in south dallas just a day ago

I wish I could be like this but I don't see the worth of driving to mcdicks just for one and two items.

2 McRibs
3 large fries
2 double quarter pounders
20 nuggets, sweet&sour sauce
1 large fruit punch

2 Big Macs
2 Filet o' Fish sandwiches
12 Diet Cokes

Calm down there Miguel Magadandandanang

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Fuck off shill

I was going to ask in its own thread, but has that come back yet? I was told that it would make a return in December?

Yo lemme get
>2 mcdoubles
>6 count mcnuggets
>Large Sprite my nigga
Put that shit in a to go bag senpai I'm out this bitch

I wish of a future where every human interaction
can be skipped by using one of these.

kek m8

businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-new-dollar-menu-items-costs-2017-12

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Y'all ecxept food stamps

Nope, we don't ;^)

>Five Baconators
>Six Large fries
>Five boxes of KFC Popcorn Chicken
>The manager's fat greasy smelly ass

>1 McDouble
>1 McChicken
>Small Fries

If these don't work by tapping the corner of your credit card on the screen and you have to use your fingers, they're worthless. 10/10 times I'd rather talk to an employee than get AIDS from one of those gross kiosks.

Interac is the stuff of fucking legends. Absolutely no bullshit at all, NFC and you're done.

so, you order and pay and the machine shits out food?

I want to go to McDonalds.
I can't decide if I should or not. It's close.

Yeah I want: two large cokes,
Two large fries chili-cheese dog,
Large doctor pepper super deluxe,
With cheese and tomato

You want bill sperm with that?

No!

one cheeseburger,
one mcchicken
one filet o fish

open mcchicken, put filet o fish in it, lid it.
open cheeseburger, put mcchicken in it. lid it.
Wala, the McClusterfuck

or if you combo all three sandwiches, it's called: land, air, and sea burger.

If you decide you do want to go, wait until it opens. it'd too cold to be standing outside waiting for them to unlock in the morning.

So do I.

Then again: I'm old enough to remember when $1 would buy a sandwich, fries and drink.

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce