i'm quite possibly the first person in the world ever to start serving coke with lemon
it was way waaaaay before the internet, early '90s i think and i was working in a bar in Austin, TX don't really recall how it happened, just pure stroke of genius mixed with luck i think
we started serving coke with lemon and called it artisan coke, it was just a regular coke but with a slice of lemon in it and we would sell it for $2/bottle while regular coke was going for $1/bottle
i started doing the same thing but in the 80s, actually. literally can't make this shit up
Henry Gonzalez
Fuck y'all, I was doing this in the 20's, accidently triggered the hard years.
Oliver Ross
it's pretty clear you only wrote that because of what i began with so yes, you could very easy make your shit up
Brandon Morgan
lol there are people here who remember the early 90's let alone was working back then? I wasn't even born yet, holy shit you are old.
Ryan Bennett
>holy shit you are old yes i am but also you can thank me you're drinking your coke with lemon now, kiddo. you're welcome.
Brandon Rogers
People have been mixing drinks in coke and lemon for decades
Kayden White
I was the first person to mix whiskey with ginger ale. I called it an Andrew Jackson because I worked near a reservation and it was popular with the Navajo.
Benjamin Taylor
i invented the cobb salad
Dominic Ramirez
This reminds me of when I invented the grilled cheese sandwich by accidentally dropping chese into a pan, and I had to find a way to use it, so I put it between two slices of bread (I didn't have anything else because I was broke) You can't make this shit up.
Joseph Hughes
You might not believe me, but I am probably the first person to ever eat food.
This waaay before computers and I was high out of my fucking mind. don't really remember anything, but i'm pretty sure it was geniousse.
Ryan King
yes, exactly 2 decades
Chase Robinson
Are you sure about that, OP
Luke Flores
>you literally can't make this shit up But you just did.
Hudson Diaz
Try Coke with lime, it's delicious.
Easton Clark
Dubs of truth OP more brutally destroyed than his own autistic ass even could have made him
Jayden Morales
OP rekt by digits of truth
Connor Lee
No
Camden Davis
I actually invented bread way back when I was working the counter in my high school days. Just had some flour and water lying agent and wanted to do something with it.
Literally can't bake this shit up
Noah Powell
I love lime after some coke
Joseph Clark
RIP OP
Evan Edwards
I can't believe they stole OP's invention.
Josiah Walker
and 30 years before him at that
Evan Young
top kek
Grayson Parker
Confirmed. Coke has a time machine.
John Morris
I´ve never had coke with lemon and never will be, as it sounds fucking disgusting
James Diaz
I thought you were stupid and was annoyed until you said bake up.
Hudson Walker
> drinking soda without booze Only time is when i need a little mixer
Ryan Ward
My name is Rip van Winkle and I went walking in the woods one day and fell asleep for 30 years
I actually invented the salad back in the 90s (1890s) when I was working as a dishwasher at Grand Central Hotel. We just had all these leaves lying around and I felt like it would be a shame to let them go to waste, so I just put them all on a plate and made them look pretty. Can't rake this shit up folks
Isaiah Cooper
I actually invented cereal back in the 90s when I was working at at a corn farm. We just had these pieces of corn lying around so I just threw all of it in an oven for shits and giggles. Can't flake this shit up folks
Gabriel Martin
Dr. Kellogg would have words with you, sir. Also he'd care to rebalance your delicate humours with some mild electrical shock therapy and buttpluggery.
