Pan. Hot

Pan. Hot.

But Chef, we usually put the fire underneath the pan.

that's a flambée to burn off the alcohol you fucking ninny

But Chef, we already drank all the alcohol.

Tuhmahtoes. In.

Simple. Rustic.

>pan's not hot

And a drizzle of olive oil
>proceeds to pour half a bottle

>what fuel are you using to heat your pans?
>uhhh.... gas chef?
>fuck me...

>Oi look at me you slack cunt? Where'd you get those pans from?
>I made them myself chef
>did you make them this morning
>no chef I finished them last week
>Oh you've gotta be fucking me

Outdoor cats. Anti freeze.

>where's this water from?
>the tap, chef
>and how old is it?
>About 7 billion years old, chef
>oh, fuck me

jej

That's a good one, kek

>Your car, wheres it from
>My car? Um Germany I think?
Gordon is astounded to hear that the car is shipped in from abroad, and not made on the premises
>You mean you live in a country that manufacturers automobiles, and you're shipping these in from Germany?
>Y..yes?
>Wow. Unbelievable.

> What's that steam on your pan?
> Smoke chef
> Snoke?
> Snoke killed by Kylo; Luke dies
> oh, fuck me

I read that in the voice over voice

Season well.

Just let... the knife, do the work

Add some, just sort of *pauses to make scooping motions with hands* uplifts the flavor

> is this your tennis match?
> yes chef!
> and thats your ball?
> yes chef!

> you can't serve that! fuck me!

>Wait, WAIT!
>Look at this, does this look ok to you?
>It looks like a glass of fizzy water chef
>ITS GOT BUBBLES IN IT! Where are the bubbles from!?
>They form on microscopic particles of dirt chef
>You mean youre serving your customers microscopic particles of dirt? SHUT IT DOWN!
>Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the restaurant is closed, it's come to my attention that we have been serving fizzy drinks with microscopic particles of dirt in them.
Disgusted looks from customers
>Oi fuckface, how dare you serve that
>I respect your customers too much to serve them microscopic particles of dirt.

Tune in next week when Gordon drives Formula 1 cars for failing teams, and tells the owners exactly what must be done to achieve success.

Piss. Off.

good heh

>That whiskey user, was it fresh?
>No...no sir it was 12 years old
>Bloody hell you donkey!

>now I'm going to add some battery acid, just to really elevate that flavor

Wow. cant wait to dump a bunch of that up my nose.

good thread, many lels were had
ty anons

chemistry is pretty scary looking, when it's done on a budget.

ha that's only in third worlds, the stuff I get over here is probably much better r-right guys?

Did Hamill say anything in the movie?

>IMPLIGNIN COKE IS MADE IN ANYWHERE BUT THIRD WORLD
>JEJ

>A touch of salt
>*pours sea water*

> a touch of lemon zest for that refreshing burst of flavour