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Let the magic commence!
Luke Cook
bump!
Owen Lopez
Veeky Forums - Literature
2017
Landon Green
RIP Veeky Forums
Daniel Foster
Friends, I believe one of the Slytherins has set a curse on this thread to make it invisible to the majority of Veeky Forums users. Drat! Does anybody know where Ptolemy Peakes is? If anybody knows a counter-curse for this it's her!
Jacob Wilson
FUG DRUBMF
Charles Perry
>Drumbfeldore Shit thread but I giggled at the image.
Luis Hernandez
Heavens, Potions class is in 5 minutes! We'll never make it at this rate. Come on, hop on my broom and we'll be there in no time!
*taps the back of the broom*
Well? Are you coming?
Anthony Watson
Sirius dying was fucking bullshit and his death was a fucking cop out. Oh, the only person harry could experience paternal love from just dies by "falling into door"? But wait! The door goes to dead world! Herp a derp! Really? ReaLLY, JK YOU FUCKING HACK.
Camden Nelson
kys
Hunter Martinez
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Hudson Ortiz
Does anybody have some spare Doxy Eggs for my potion please? Looks like I've run out!
Caleb Phillips
Don't worry, I'll go and ask the other Hogwarts students. A new thread will be made soon.
Ian Ward
No thanks, I'll walk. I've been looking to Stretch My Legs
Owen Brown
Blimey, thanks! Remember we have Herbology after this so there'll be a new thread for that too!
Michael Miller
Suit yourself Tom, I hope Snape doesn't take points away for being late. We both know Ravenclaw need all the points they can get this year haha!
*speeds away*
Cooper Rivera
I don't mean to panic anyone but is anyone else concerned about Neville? Yesterday I found him hiding away in the library looking up rapid-fire killing curses.
We joked about it, he said he was "planning something tragic" and winked at me twice, and I just laughed it off and said he should tell all the students to get in one corner of the room and then start casting spells, joking obviously, but he just nodded like he thought it was a good idea.
Then he started telling me about how his sister is dating a "mudblood" (um we call them muggles, Neville, it's 2017), and how he can hear them fucking through the wall when he goes home in the summer. Also how he splashed somebody with Butterbeer on a trip to Hogsmeade because they brought it up (wizard kek what an autist)
Anyway, he ended the conversation by putting his hand on my shoulder and saying I "was alright" and that I "shouldn't go to herbology tomorrow."
He was definitely just joking, right?
Sebastian Cruz
Is this OC? It's good.
Xavier Lopez
Heavens, are you being serious mate!?!?! I'll go tell one of the Prefects of Gryffindor immediately.
Evan Barnes
Thanks f a m
Some of it's ripped from other sources and given a wizarding twist, but yeah it's OC
Ryder Rivera
But wait, I'm supposed to be in Neville's class for Herbology just now, but I skipped it to smoke wizard dope in the toilets (which is still herbology when you think about it ayyy).
The class has already started, you've got to hurry!!
Wait! What are those noises?!
Jose Sanchez
>villain wears a turban
How did she get away with this?
Blake Flores
>Be me >Opens /lit >Sees this thread. >"Wait, wasn't /lit against the Harry Potter series by principle?" >Sees replies. >It's impossible to tell if trolling samefag, bait, or honest-to-God general by naïve newfags. >MFW I lack of face.
Adam Stewart
kids really are above it
Connor Lopez
Purebloods only. I'm calling it.
Dylan Young
What else would he wear? A NY hat? Doesn't fit does it now mate?
Parker Wright
>Does anybody know where Ptolemy Peakes is? Unfortunately, she has been killed by a dark wizard which we have not identified yet. I speak on behalf of the school when I say that the students should be warry and on guard.
Jonathan Allen
You're a fucking idiot and a newfag
Jayden Richardson
> >Heavens, are you being serious mate!?!?! I'll go tell one of the Prefects of Gryffindor immediately. Harry long
Benjamin Myers
Ironic potterposting will turn into an entire potterposting epidemic.