Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

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my fat gf wont ever be the big spoon

would she be hot if she were not a lardass?

no

loser.

*backhands your face*

get your shit together son.

don't talk shit about me on imageboards, you skeletal fuck

Uh are we talking about food or cuddling?

I like to be the big spoon if we are talking about cuddling - I prefer holding my boyfriend.

I like the big spoon also for eating if it’s something like cereal or soup (to spoon up extra milk/broth) or the small spoon for other types of foods.

I’m a straight guy so I’m pretty much stuck as the big spoon forever. Unless I happen to score a chick who’s as tall or taller than me, which means I might get to be little spoon about 20% of the time. Almost never happens because I’m 5’11 though.

I'm the only spoon

I'm the lonely spoon.

>5’11

i'm the fork

We switch, but I end up being the little spoon more often than not.

Doesn't matter. They never lose the blubber.

so whats your final solution for the fat girl problem?

Kill all fat people

it would certainly free up a lot of tables at Dennys on the weekend. i could go for that.

Lol spoonlet

Both, usually big

Ironically I prefer eating with small cutlery.. I don't know why. Using small cutlery6and plates helped me lose 80lbs years ago

Depends on how we're feeling. Most of the times I'm the big spoon but sometimes I want him to push me up against the wall and spoon me so I can feel safe. He's not that great at bigspooning though since I'm 6'4

I'm the little spoon and my mommy is the big spoon

Small spoon for making ramen, big spoon for eating popcorn.

>tfw no big spoon amazonian gf

I'm pretty sure this won several major awards for independent animation.

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D U M P H E R and start working out. user it’s only down hill for women, but it’s especially bad for fatties.

based minisoda
but that fucking filename

i'm actually just gay

I prefer to be the little spoon but no grill want to hold me...

I was surprised to learn so many people don't just know one arm goes under the neck.

I am the big dick