Earl Grey

Earl Grey isn't a brand- wait. am I being trolled?

>sugar
>milk
>Twinings

>drinking flavored tea
>adding sugar to tea
>adding milk to tea

look at this dude

brand/flavor/variety whatever
All I mean to say is if I have an option for teas I go EG and I've never watched Star Trek

>Not choosing English Breakfast over Earl Grey
>Actually falls for the sugar in tea meme
>Splash, not a trickle
Stop pretending to like tea you fucking poser faggot.

>flavored tea
As opposed to unflavored tea...?

I like Earl Grey, and there's nothing wrong with milk and sugar, but Twinings is CTC (crush, tear, curl) garbage tea.

>Adding water to your milk

>flavored tea
Is there anything more pretentious than a britcuck that thinks he's above someone else for the way he drinks flavored water?

I tried making my own thai ice tea. I wasn't able to recreate it like at a restaurant or Asian coffee place, but I did discover I very much like the taste of Bai Miang. So now I just drink that with some sugar and whole milk. It's exceptional.

Also for some reason earl grey and other teas give me indigestion but the bai miang doesn't. Take that for what you will.

Thai iced tea is god-tier. If I had the ability to make it like in restaurants I'd literally drink 6 glasses a day.

>earl grey with milk

It would be an ok attempt at trolling if anybody else on this board drank Earl Grey

Anyway patricians taste is pic related with little milk and no sugar

that's called hot water bro

I approximated it through experimentation, just brewing it very strong, then lots of milk and lots of sugar. I am missing a spice so it doesn't taste exactly like the tea you get at a place.

But I learned that they don't actually make it it restaurants, they just order a mix. So take that for what you will.

>milk

Stop drinking tea wrong.

Oh I wanted to add, the type of tea it is is where most of the "thai ice tea" flavor comes from. Make sure you get Bai Miang tea. You cannot substitute in another tea and get anything close to the same flavor.

Water is boiling. Which one should I marathon?

>sugar
>early grey

fucking barbarians

stick to green tea, faggot

This one? When I researched it years ago most people recommended the one that came in the yellow/reddish bag.

Spicy ginger I'll tell you what you think about it after

I just went and looked in my kitchen, this is what I use. It's exceptional.

>Adding anything to tea
Plebs begone.

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like all British before him

>adding sugar and milk
I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED

Superior blend coming through

>trigger because people don't like food the same way you do
Teafags are worse than manchildren, I swear. Do you also freak out when people eat hot dogs or hamburgers with toppings you don't like?

>Adding water to tea
>not putting tea in your mouth and chew it to extract the essential oils

Fucking americunts you do everything wrog

unironically this

Thanks for picking for me. It's good (it was unopened so I hadn't had it before) :3

>milk and sugar in tea

white people haha

Adding milk to Earl Grey tea is perfectly fine.
>ready to drink instantly
>nice rich taste

Adding sugar to anything, on the other hand, should take you to a firing squad. If you want it to be sweet, add honey. Earl grey with honey and lemon takes me back to when i was a kid and mom would make croissants and a bunch of tea and leave for work. Thanks for subscribing to my blog.

>honey is better than sugar
they're both glucose...

enjoy your scented milk and sugar, friend

That's sweet

>adding milk and sugar to tea
congrats you negated any of it's health benefit while making yourself a milkshake cause you don't like the subtle bitterness of it

>sugar
>milk
Fuck off pleb

>Tea in bags.

>this is what americucks actually believe

earl grey is the jennifer lawrence of tea, or the sharon stone if youre an oldfag

Ice cold sweet tea is best tea.

> honey is mainly fructose (about 38.5%) and glucose (about 31.0%)
feel free to kys any time

Picard always says "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot", if he didn't say hot would the computer really give him cold earl gray tea?

What kind of animal puts sugar in their tea?

>not drinking mate
>with touch of favourite citrus
>while wrapped in comfy poncho
And you guys consider yourselves first world.

But what about the remaining 30% :^)

>this confuses the amerimutts

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>adding milk to tea

I'm British and you're a fucking savage.

Earl Grey is fine.

Twinings English breakfast in a pint mug 1 part milk to 3 parts tea, 8 sugars (about 3 in a regular mug).

Fucking come at me cunts, tastes like heaven

Better than sugar that's for sure

At least im not black like you

>When yankees put fruit flavoring in sweet iced tea

Low key one of the things I fucking hate the most about being stuck in NYC right now. Yankees have no fucking taste buds and the only decent food you'll ever find is from people not from the region.

>I'm British

Tea masters of the world. My word has more authority than a non Briton.

Fuck the leftist faggot hipsters raving abiut chink and japanese teas. Fuck the French for not even boiling the water.

Chinks are the tea masters. Fuck off nigger.

>enjoy having a diverse taste profile
>wtf you guys have no taste
brits are legit retarded

Non Mediterranean countries talking about food like they know anything.

Stay pleb

brits don't make any tea tho

>I like my tea to taste like fucking kool aid

>when your friends and family call the kettle a teapot and want to brew their teabags inside of it

>considering themselves tea masters of the world
>not producing any tea on their own for centuries
>just drinking whatever trash pajeets and east asians deem expendable and put on the ship
>too set on their ways now to appreciate finer brands
Very impressive.
Brits teaching others how to drink tea properly are like burgers pretending to be beer connoisseurs.

pg tips mate

>not drinking assam, black with no sugar

Milk in most black tea is fine but Earl grey should be without milk. Everyone knows this right? It's like the most known tea rule.

>sugar
>milk
What can be done about the anglo problem?

>not drinking some primo Lapsang Souchong
Weak, my man.

It'd probably default to warm

makes a grand cup of tea

>Putting sugar in your tea

Why does he not say
>the usual
?

>showing my friend teas from around the world
>get to the oolongs and green teas
>"can I put milk and sugar in it?"

twinings
splash of milk
bit of sugar
i leave the teabag in

if you are going to be drinking bitter dust fannings and cheap english tea you might as dollop a whole bunch of sugar and milk in it anyways

English Breakfast, black, no sugar
All of you are children

>black
youre not british fuck off

you forgot the marijuana

I'm Australia, so I have purer anglo blood than you do Mohammed

>>spoonful of sugar
P L E B

except you dont :P im a pure celt

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a joint and a beer you fucking faggot

>milk

>WEED LMAO

>drink english tea
>call to prayer can be heard

>sugar
>not putting milk first
>not English Breakfast

Jesus, op.

>start boiling water
>the police ask if I have a kettle license and need to take the temperature of the water to make sure it can't be used as an offensive weapon

>Weed doesn't make movies more enjoyable