Mention to my rich boss that I only eat the tops of muffins and throw the rest away

>mention to my rich boss that I only eat the tops of muffins and throw the rest away
>he steals my idea and starts a business that makes muffin tops and only muffin tops
>it starts to fail
>he agrees to cut me in on the business if I give him advice
>tell him that he has to make the whole muffin and then take the tops off
>business picks up
>don't know what to do with the muffin buttons
>decide to donate them to a homeless shelter
>the bums complain about getting scraps
>they feel they're above the muffin bottoms
>shelter rejects all future muffin bottom shipments
What the fuck are we going to do with all these muffin bottoms?

sell them as muffin bottoms

I'll eat them

Not even the fucking homeless want them. How are we supposed to sell something that dregs of society won't take for free?

put frosting on them and sell them.

Attach muffin tops to the muffin bottoms and sell them as whole muffins!

The store is fucking called "Top of the Muffin to You!" so doing that would defeat the whole point.

lol this

I laughed more than I should've

Get those homeless people to pull handcarts, it’s foolproof.

Shove it up your ass Elaine you fucking jewess

Sell it as feed to farmers

Just make them in extremely shallow pans so that the actual bottom is barely anything.

does the janitor even get the reference?
how many similar threads will be created before they can legitimately be reported as shitposting and/or spam?

deal with it, nerd

they're better than anything else here

Except, you know, threads about actual cooking.

Janitors are unironically too young to have watched any serious amount of seinfeld.

a muffin is a cake. so cover the muffin bottoms in a frosting or serve with a scoop of ice cream or whip cream and sell them as cake, duh.

change the name to 'all of the muffin for you!'

>threads about actual cooking
What, all three of them?