Found erotica on my girlfriend's kindle

kek, okay have some legit criticism and analysis
nettime.org/nettime/DOCS/2/resistnc.txt

If you were snooping, don't snoop.
If she was okay with you seeing it; suggest reading it to each other as a prelude to sex and/or acting some of it out.

What kind of erotica? Is your gf kinky with you? Both essential details.

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no, I don't actually care

>If you snooped and found something bad, you're the one in the wrong

Fuck off

>having a gf

>not being a super kuk

it's cool you can be an inactive borg in this scene

soon you will see she has condoms in her purse, and you will not wonder why

reminder that, in response to the disappoint from her show glow, alison brie has leaked her old photos where she was a whore jsut as today, but at least with decent breast

www96.zippyshare.com/v/gpHtNzRa/file.html

It's the patrician fetish.

Anybody got an epub of ST: Killing Time?
Has to be the first edition one, naturally.

Stop being such an insecure faggot.

Have you read the one by Shatner?

Nah, they are kinda hard to get where I'm from, especially now where all the pseuds become trekkies. Which title do you mean?

Collision Course. It's relatively new, and it's about the academy days. I got a sample off amazon, and just downloaded the whole thing off libgen. I've heard some favorable things about it for a while, and it sure starts off well, with Kirk breaking into the academy and stealing a dudes car.

>something bad
>schlicking it is bad
what are you, a mormon?

Kek, that sounds good. I'll be on the look out for them. I usually get them from amazon, anyone a better source for the real thing? My head can't deal with e-books without feeling like molecular reassembly gone wrong.

no, amazon's your best bet. where do you live? depending on where you live, you might just need a different amazon account. I have a german and an english account. Unlike, say, ebay (which is shit for books anyway), amazon shipping doesn't get exorbitant if you order from over the pond.

OP here. The problem is that most of it doesn't include a protagonist who is a skinny-fat white male with above-average intellect and a fantastic music taste etc. It's frankly disturbing stuff, and I simply can't self-insert into the role of any of the protagonists I've come across thus far. Plus her kindle smells like...well, it doesn't smell clean. It's sticky and the screen is covered with fingerprints.

she wants to get BLACKED

The thing is, she has two kindles. I didn't know. I found this one inside her underwear drawer and it was right at the bottom under all the underwear so I doubt she wanted me to find it at all.

why are you going through her drawers in the first place?

>Plus her kindle smells like...well, it doesn't smell clean. It's sticky and the screen is covered with fingerprints.
well, that's gross, but it just sounds like you're insecure. Do you masturbate? I bet all the girls you masturbate to don't look like her either. Does she need to be worried?

You aren't going to get any decent advice on a lefty board like this. They'll just defend the woman and say it's you that has a problem.

Because he'll never get in her drawers with her knowing about it

that's a lot of assumptions you're making there bud

Do you masturbate to online pornography?

Doubt it. She has laughed at my racist comments in public before and she has no IRL black friends.

It's really strange for a proponent of an ideology to admit that insecurity and fear is a central part of the ideology.

also check em

What do you mean? It's just part of my routine weekly check to make sure everything is ok.

see

She is actually very attractive, which is why I am I guess pretty secure. I'm not bad looking and I have had several girls express explicit both conspicuous and subtle attraction towards me in the past 8 years or so. But this is my first real relationship and I feel like I am constantly having to LARP as a Chad just to prevent her from being distracted by an actual Chad.

Ha, I'am as well from germany. I thought about getting on at .com or co.uk but they both want credit cards and somehow I'm too lazy to get one just to order them from there.

Ew, that's disgusting. Is she as unhygienic in other aspects of her life too? As the saying goes, your real you shows, when nobody is looking.

No I haven't done that since December 2016. I have a rule I impose on myself whereby I only masturbate to the product of my imagination.

ok. I'd dump you immediately if I found out. that's obsessive serial killer shit.
where do people learn this shit? why do you betray her trust by willingly and knowingly seeking out and going through her private shit and then being an autist on the internet instead of just TALKING to her? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>frankly disturbing stuff
You can't leave us hanging like that, tell us what you found. How does it compare to what you jerk off to? If you can stop thinking about self-inserting I don't really understand how it affects you if she keeps this fixation in the realm of fantasy. The same thing applies to your kinks. There might be something you crave but she dislikes.

No she's super clean and tidy, almost obsessively so. She has a real solid grasp of aesthetics in general and is always dressed nicely, well-groomed and so on. She is by no means a slob.

>She has a real solid grasp of aesthetics in general and is always dressed nicely, well-groomed and so on. She is by no means a slob.
>when nobody is looking
Most grils only care about such things when they think people can judge.

t. gril

2/10

>want credit cards
you can use your debit card number too. I don't have a credit card either.

I don't understand your point? I just want to check that there are no reasons to worry?

If you're insecure about your ability to satisfy her, start working out stop jerking off. Fretting about it isn't going to change her sexuality. You can't guilt or shame a woman's sexuality away; all you can do is channel it through good sex.

Really? Well, I'll check that out. As far as I know the debit card thing only works at .de (the country you're living in).

i dunno OP, why would she bring two kindles to a norweigian cabin when norweigian girls are known for their lewd cow songs more than their star trek porn? did you steal an inbred in desperation from finland? did the police find your grandparents' bodies and start asking reasonable questions? does she say she wants to become more than the ectoplasm coating the second kindle and do you think that sounds kind of like the sort of thing the entity would say?
do tell i'm interested

>having an open and honest relationship is bad
wow, you really convinced me.

that's what talking is for- how about this: if you told your girlfriend that you go through her stuff every week to make sure everything's okay, would she be mad at you?
is the answer yes? then it's bad. don't do it.

The hell are you talking about?